***** The Official 2014 Avante Football Thread *****

[Blake]

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Avante totally kicked my narrow little ass ...again. yes Antonio Gates is a better TE than Zack Thomas was a backer, ok ok ok I'm a midget and stupid.

Not better. It's a wash.

You're re ed.

2-5

[Blake]

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Yep, ND St and App St on a whole other level than those SWAC teams Avante was talking about. I once again didn't know what I was talking about, how do I get out of this, oh yeah.....2-5.

Expert is 2-5.

[Avante]

Not better. It's a wash.

You're re ed.

2-5

So a TE who is among the very top at his position is equal to a linebacker way down there at his position right Sparky, hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Talk about one dumb muther er.

[Avante]

Expert is 2-5.

Dummy is all jacked over....two...weeks, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Blake]

Dummy is all jacked over....two...weeks, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Two seasons plus two weeks dummy.

You're one re ed underage kid er

[Avante]

Two seasons plus two weeks dummy.

You're one re ed underage kid er

2-5 is two weeks ya ing idiot.

So you got your ass whipped over a 20th ranked backer vs a 4th ranked TE and can;'t handle it, hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Texas Tech hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Clipper Nation]

2-5 is two weeks ya ing idiot.

So you got your ass whipped over a 20th ranked backer vs a 4th ranked TE and can;'t handle it, hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Texas Tech hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2-5 2-5 2-5 2-5 2-5 2-5 2-5 2-5 2-5 2-5 2-5 2-5 2-5

[Avante]

2-5 2-5 2-5 2-5 2-5 2-5 2-5 2-5 2-5 2-5 2-5 2-5 2-5

I got Atlanta tomorrow night minus 6.5. Will play 330 to win 300.

Here's why...

Atlanta on Thursday night's are as good as it gets. 7-1 overall ATS and 5=1 as a HF. No team has done it better.

The Buc's are 1-4 on Thursday nights ATS. So I have a 16-3 trend favoring the Falcons.

What do ya think shorty?

[Malik Hairston]

I don't feel like looking through the thread, tbh, what's Avante's record this season?..

[spurraider21]

I don't feel like looking through the thread, tbh, what's Avante's record this season?..

2-5... and he's laying 3 units on the falcons tomorrow

[Avante]

2-5

But do see this week as a great place to start to turn it around a lot of great "spots' to play.

[Malik Hairston]

You know what..I'm going to tail Avante for a 2-3 weeks, tbh, he's due for a hot stretch, there's no way that anybody on Earth can continue the pace of failure he has displayed the past 2-3 years..

I'll post screenshots of my bets, in case ppls don't believe I'm stupid/crazy enough to do this..

Don't let me down, fat man..

[Avante]

2-5... and he's laying 3 units on the falcons tomorrow

No team has been better than Atlanta in these Thursday night games ATS I have to step out on this one.

[Avante]

You know what..I'm going to tail Avante for a 2-3 weeks, tbh, he's due for a hot stretch, there's no way that anybody on Earth can continue the pace of failure he has displayed the past 2-3 years..

I'll post screenshots of my bets, in case ppls don't believe I'm stupid/crazy enough to do this..

Don't let me down, fat man..

I wasn't kidding about this being the first season I've let my actual $ plays out here. So don't go by in the past go with this season.

I realize it MUST be...YOU LOST!!!...but the adults see that I'm getting no breaks at all. Teams not kicking extra points, losing big leads. Yep, that can't go on.

As of right now...

Atlanta - 6.5
Indy -6.5
Sea - 4.5
Cincy - 7.5
Mia - 4.5

Might add a couple more.

Have to lay off the Niners, they will be without three D starters,

[Blake]

You know what..I'm going to tail Avante for a 2-3 weeks, tbh, he's due for a hot stretch, there's no way that anybody on Earth can continue the pace of failure he has displayed the past 2-3 years..

I'll post screenshots of my bets, in case ppls don't believe I'm stupid/crazy enough to do this..

Don't let me down, fat man..

Vegas is daring everyone to take Atlanta giving points.

I'll put a quarter on the Bucs +6.5.

[Blake]

I wasn't kidding about this being the first season I've let my actual $ plays out here.

what a fat lying piece of .

it was Mason's picks and we laughed at you taking us seriously

[Avante]

Vegas is daring everyone to take Atlanta giving points.

I'll put a quarter on the Bucs +6.5.

The Buc;s are 0-2ATS on Thursday night games coming off consecutive losses. The Falcons 5-1 ATS HF. You'd buck that?

[Avante]

what a fat lying piece of .

it was Mason's picks and we laughed at you taking us seriously

Sorry half pint but that's how it was as you'll see.

Would you believe that under Marc Trestman the Bears have never covered back to back road games? And the Jets are 3-0 vs the Bears ATS?

How does anyone who can do that lose at this for very long?

[Blake]

Sorry half pint but that's how it was as you'll see.

Would you believe that under Marc Trestman the Bears have never covered back to back road games? And the Jets are 3-0 vs the Bears ATS?

How does anyone who can do that lose at this for very long?

Sorry two ton but everyone knows you were serious.

[Blake]

The Buc;s are 0-2ATS on Thursday night games coming off consecutive losses. The Falcons 5-1 ATS HF. You'd buck that?

I'm bucking you, mother bucker.

[Avante]

I'm bucking you, mother bucker.

So you are willing to ignore all the stats/trends favoring the Falcons in this "spot' right?

Let's make it real interesting ok small fry? The loser does 30 days self bannishment other than one day a week to make your plays, deal? Remember just go against me.

Hmmm?

The Linemakers' lean: Atlanta is just a different team at home, compiling records of 30-13 SU and 23-18 ATS under coach Mike Smith. The Falcons have dominated Tampa in the Georgia Dome, and now get a banged-up Bucs team on a short week. We'll lay the points here and also look to use Atlanta is some teasers.

[AlexJones]

You know what..I'm going to tail Avante for a 2-3 weeks, tbh, he's due for a hot stretch, there's no way that anybody on Earth can continue the pace of failure he has displayed the past 2-3 years..

I'll post screenshots of my bets, in case ppls don't believe I'm stupid/crazy enough to do this..

Don't let me down, fat man..

don't do it.

[spurraider21]

The Buc;s are 0-2ATS on Thursday night games coming off consecutive losses.

trends go out the window with new coaches and quarterbacks. everybody knows that, dummy

[Aztecfan03]

You know what..I'm going to tail Avante for a 2-3 weeks, tbh, he's due for a hot stretch, there's no way that anybody on Earth can continue the pace of failure he has displayed the past 2-3 years..

I'll post screenshots of my bets, in case ppls don't believe I'm stupid/crazy enough to do this..

Don't let me down, fat man..

I think he will be right about the Falcons this week, but not because of his stupid spots.

[Aztecfan03]

Sorry half pint but that's how it was as you'll see.

Would you believe that under Marc Trestman the Bears have never covered back to back road games? And the Jets are 3-0 vs the Bears ATS?

How does anyone who can do that lose at this for very long?

Geno Smith. Never trust him. Thought you learned that week 1.