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  1. #101
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    You and spurraider are the only ones who BELIEVED!

    Praise be!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I have come to redeem the losers, trolls, and atheists on ST, especially the one known as chump who needs it the most and will become my lowest disciple.






    Sorry to break it to you -

    there are some really ty people in this planet that might be candidates for saving....despite their tiness



    but they are not in here -






    In here - they need to be "let go"

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    Sorry to break it to you -

    there are some really ty people in this planet that might be candidates for saving....despite their tiness


    I am their Troll God, sayeth I.

    Thus the trolls on ST will be my disciples and go forth into the world and forgive others as I forgive them on here!


    but they are not in here -






    In here - they need to be "let go"

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    he'll be resurrected after 3 days tbh
    eh i was party right

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    eh i was party right
    It took a little longer than Jesus, He being the Son of God and All, but I came as called.


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    It took a little longer than Jesus, He being the Son of God and All, but I came as called.

    are you sure that part of the bible isn't just allegory?

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    are you sure that part of the bible isn't just allegory?
    Having died, resurrected, and come back to ST, I am sure of everything now.

    I am their Troll God.

    I am worshipped best when the trolls are trolling me.

    That is their true devotion.

    Thus I am able to forgive, for they know not what they do.

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    I am ther Troll God.g me
    Huh?

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    You are forgiven, my son.

    Please go back to giving me your devotion and worship by ridiculing me some moore.

    Your station may improve by the amount of ridicule you place allowing me to serve as your Troll God and thus serving me with your trollish ways.

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    You are forgiven, my son.

    Please go back to giving me your devotion and worship by ridiculing me some moore.

    Your station may improve by the amount of ridicule you place allowing me to serve as your Troll God and thus serving me with your trollish ways.
    I will just keep asking you why this shtick?

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    I will just keep asking you why this shtick?
    Why not?

    But I prefer your trollish devotion through your trollish ridicule, thank you very much.

    Unfortunately you know the least of what you do, of all of my devotees!

    Which is why you ask so many questions that you should already know the answer to, yet make up your own conclusions for.
    Last edited by xmas1997; 09-26-2014 at 05:13 PM.

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    I forgive you your ignorance too, you know not what you do!

    Bow down and pray to the Father.
    Confess your sins to me and ye shall be forgiven!
    Or forever spend you time in eternal damnation!
    Yes.

    And ARISEN to redeem the lost poor pathetic ignorant ST trolls and/or atheists on here.

    You must go on, my son.

    Forgive these ignorant trolls for they know what not they do!

    I am their TROLL GOD, sayeth ME.

    I did,

    and have arisen to redeem the ST trolls and/or atheists!
    Confess your sins to all on ST and you will be redeemed.
    You and spurraider are the only ones who BELIEVED!

    Praise be!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I have come to redeem the losers, trolls, and atheists on ST, especially the one known as chump who needs it the most and will become my lowest disciple.





    It took a little longer than Jesus, He being the Son of God and All, but I came as called.

    faking your own death online
    threats of legal action
    no one believed you
    returning with some lame troll god shtick
    took you two weeks to come up with it
    flaky, awkward, attention hungry old man

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    Why not?

    But I prefer your trollish devotion through your trollish ridicule, thank you very much.

    Unfortunately you know the least of what you do, of all of my devotees!

    Which is why you ask so many questions that you should already know the answer to, yet make up your own conclusions for.
    You didn't answer the question.

    What motivated you to plan this shtick for two weeks instead of just posted like a regular person?

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    You didn't answer the question.

    What motivated you to plan this shtick for two weeks instead of just posted like a regular person?
    I did, I said "why not".

    You always have had a tough time with reading comprehension.

    Which is why you have the furthest way to go.

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    I did, I said "why not".

    You always have had a tough time with reading comprehension.

    Which is why you have the furthest way to go.
    Why not?

    Because it was a complete failure out of the gate.

    You started worshiping me, for Pete's sake.

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    Why not?

    Because it was a complete failure out of the gate.

    You started worshiping me, for Pete's sake.
    Your worship of me is much appreciated, but you really have to do better than that IMHO.

    The moore you troll, the moore devoted you become to me and I am able to serve by forgiveness to facilitate your redemption.

    Get it now?

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    Your worship of me is much appreciated, but you really have to do better than that IMHO.

    The moore you troll, the moore devoted you become to me and I am able to serve by forgiveness.

    Get it now?
    Doesn't work that way.

    lol moore

    How did you get to be a worse speller over your break?

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    Doesn't work that way.

    lol moore

    How did you get to be a worse speller over your break?

    More and moore questions.

    You really do love your questions, over 86,000 posts worth and all designed to troll.

    Please, by all means, keep it up.

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    More and moore questions.

    You really do love your questions, over 86,000 posts worth and all designed to troll.

    Please, by all means, keep it up.
    As long as you keep worshiping me like you said you did.

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    As long as you keep worshiping me like you said you did.
    Translation: you meant to say worshipping me since I am your Troll God and you are my devotee.

    Get it right, God does, and He isn't amused with your confusion on this matter.

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    Translation: you meant to say worshipping me since I am your Troll God and you are my devotee.

    Get it right, God does, and He isn't amused with your confusion on this matter.
    No, you said you worshiped me.

    Don't start speaking for God on this. You've lost your mind.

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    الموت هو الجمال الأسود الذي يسجد عند بوابة كل رجل.
    Death is a black beauty who kneels at the gate of every man.

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    No, you said you worshiped me.

    Don't start speaking for God on this. You've lost your mind.
    You misunderstood me again. You do that often too.

    I can show you many quotes of what I said and thus you know what I mean.

    You cannot twist it in your favor, it does not support the facts.

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    You misunderstood me again. You do that often too.

    I can show you many quotes of what I said and thus you know what I mean.

    You cannot twist it in your favor, it does not support the facts.
    You said you worshiped me.

    I don't know why you admitted it, but you did. I'm sure it smarts.

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    You said you worshiped me.

    I don't know why you admitted it, but you did. I'm sure it smarts.
    No, you misunderstood me. I said you worship me and are my devotee and soon maybe one of my disciples.

    I never veered from that.

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    No, you misunderstood me. I said you worship me and are my devotee and soon maybe one of my disciples.

    I never veered from that.
    Except when you said "you're welcome" after I thanked you for worshiping me.

    Thanks again for admitting you worship me.

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