Prayer Group for xmas1997 - suicide watch

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There is no schtick.

And unless you are pstchic then you have no knowledge what will or will not get better.

Whereas I, your Troll God who has resurrected, have all the answers of the universe at my command.

And I have your salvation and redemption on ST in hand.

^bad shtick

[xmas1997]

^bad shtick

Translation: No schtick!

[ChumpDumper]

Translation: No schtick!

^Avante's shtick

[xmas1997]

^Avante's shtick

Further translation: No schtick.

[ChumpDumper]

Further translation: No schtick.

^Avante's shtick with an adjective added in an attempt to disguise it.

[xmas1997]

^Avante's shtick with an adjective added in an attempt to disguise it.

Everything is completely above board.

It is only in your imagination.

Your worship is appreciated.

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Everything is completely above board.

It is only in your imagination.

Your worship is appreciated.

I don't worship you.

If it's not a shtick, you've truly lost your mind.

I'll believe either one.

[xmas1997]

I don't worship you.

If it's not a shtick, you've truly lost your mind.

I'll believe either one.

You do not know what you say and I forgive you for it.

Yes, you worship me as your Troll God.

You just do not know it consciously yet.

That is as it should be for now.

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You do not know what you say and I forgive you for it.

Yes, you worship me as your Troll God.

You just do not know it consciously yet.

That is as it should be for now.

^terrible shtick or mental illness

[xmas1997]

^terrible shtick or mental illness

You know not what you say.

I forgive you your ignorance.

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You know not what you say.

I forgive you your ignorance.

I know exactly what I say.

You made a mistake.

[xmas1997]

I know exactly what I say.

You made a mistake.

You do not know what you say, but you "think" you do.

I understand your confusion.

It is forgiven you.

[ChumpDumper]

You do not know what you say, but you "think" you do.

I understand your confusion.

It is forgiven you.

^terrible shtick or mental illness

[xmas1997]

Are you ready to pray to ME, your Troll God yet?

[ChumpDumper]

Are you ready to pray to ME, your Troll God yet?

If you satisfactorily explain why you claim to be a God and how that fits in with Christianity, I will consider it.

[xmas1997]

If you satisfactorily explain why you claim to be a God and how that fits in with Christianity, I will consider it.

It is on a need to know basis for you right now.

Your intellectual level is not yet up to par where you could wrap your mind around it.

I know this because you are still so very very confused about the worship issue.

Do not fear, it will all be made clear soon enough.

[ChumpDumper]

It is on a need to know basis for you right now.

Your intellectual level is not yet up to par where you could wrap your mind around it.

I know this because you are still so very very confused about the worship issue.

Do not fear, it will all be made clear soon enough.

Yep. Terrible shtick or mental illness.

You can't even attempt to prove otherwise.

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Yep. Terrible shtick or mental illness.

You can't even attempt to prove otherwise.

You have not the mental capacity to understand at this point in time.

And your poor misbegotten soul is anguished and confused.

Have patience.

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You have not the mental capacity to understand at this point in time.

And your poor misbegotten soul is anguished and confused.

Have patience.

You'll leave again soon enough.

[xmas1997]

You'll leave again soon enough.

If you think so, then fine, but you will see the truth soon enough, your fantasy world has no basis in reality.

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If you think so, then fine, but you will see the truth soon enough, your fantasy world has no basis in reality.

Great, so you admit you have a grand plan.

Thanks for admitting you are incredibly butthurt.

[xmas1997]

Great, so you admit you have a grand plan.

Thanks for admitting you are incredibly butthurt.

Do not let it bother you so much, your imagination has gone haywire, but I understand.

You are forgiven.

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Do not let it bother you so much, your imagination has gone haywire, but I understand.

You are forgiven.

You didn't say "you're welcome."

Made a liar of yourself again.

[xmas1997]

You didn't say "you're welcome."

Made a liar of yourself again.

Thank you for continuing to ridicule me.

It gives me more opportunities to forgive you your ignorance and confusion.

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Thank you for continuing to ridicule me.

It gives me more opportunities to forgive you your ignorance and confusion.

It's not ridicule.

It's a simple statement of fact.