Best Ass Whooping You Ever Gave Someone

[RD2191]

Avante just bragged about kicking a guy in the knee?

[RD2191]

I usually avoid confrontation but this lame ass tried to pepper spray me at a party once. He got my cheek a bit but that was enough to set me off. I beat that dude to a pulp with his best bud holding an AK right by me. Probably pretty stupid but turns out most of his buds didn't like him either. He was always looking for fights and just an all around ty person.

[benefactor]

Can't fight w/o pepper spray and 5 other guards. What a fat old pussy



"Code 2, code 2! Officer Guererro down and in need of assistance in cell block B!!"

"He's choking on his apple fritter again!"

lol Beating up guys in custody!

[HI-FI]

I wish BUMP was still here, as he probably has the best ass kicking story based on his previous work.

i tried thinking of something ridiculous to add to this but BUMP was the standard.

[DJR210]

Funny how people w/ obvious fake internet lives come in to a thread to have a discussion about real life happenings. Cue the other got any minute now..

[DJR210]

Avante just bragged about kicking a guy in the knee?

[DJR210]

I usually avoid confrontation but this lame ass tried to pepper spray me at a party

wtf..keg control?

[DJR210]

"He's choking on his apple fritter again!"

lol Beating up guys in custody!

Apple fritter..

[silverblk mystix]

All of yall are some lying ass sons of es especially DJR210 and M>S you cats got pussy rubber stamped on your foreheads...get the outta here with these bull ass stories you ing wankstas

[silverblk mystix]

lol tough guys - who their pants when invited to a gtg for a cold one...

[m>s]

yeah i've got to agree chump talked all that to you (and still does) and isn't even man enough to look you in the eye face to face

[silverblk mystix]

yeah i've got to agree chump talked all that to you (and still does) and isn't even man enough to look you in the eye face to ratcoon-face

fify

[Koolaid_Man]

lol tough guys - who their pants when invited to a gtg for a cold one...

It's ridiculous to think either M>S or DJR210 have any real hand throwing skills. Bunch of chicken hearts to be honest...but that is on them they have to look themselves in the mirror and live with their plethora of lies...

[ChumpDumper]

lol tough guys - who their pants when invited to a gtg for a cold one...

Which gtg did you attend, tough guy?

[m>s]

It's ridiculous to think either M>S or DJR210 have any real hand throwing skills. Bunch of chicken hearts to be honest...but that is on them they have to look themselves in the mirror and live with their plethora of lies...

My nickname in high school was big Tyson after an altercation after practice

[Koolaid_Man]

My nickname in high school was big Tyson after an altercation after practice

Big Tyson? what? Altercation....for real? ...did someone accidentally ram their long down your throat in high school?

[m>s]

Just kids being kids. Coach broke it up and our choices were either run or let the principal sort it out...I ran my ass off for the next hour

i was running with a big grin on my face, he was still sniffling and crying the whole time lol

[xmas1997]

lol tough guys - who their pants when invited to a gtg for a cold one...

[silverblk mystix]

[ChumpDumper]

So sbm his pants when xmas invited him to his gtg.

lol

[xmas1997]

The truth hurts!

[m>s]

So sbm his pants when xmas invited him to his gtg.

lol

Are you going to ask one of them out? Fgt

[benefactor]

The truth hurts!

Like the fact that you are still alive?

[ChumpDumper]

Are you going to ask one of them out? Fgt

They both begged me to meet up but wouldn't say why.

I mean, sbm has made terroristic threads several times and both he and xmas have called me all manner of defamatory names.

I get the impression they don't like me, so why would I want to meet them?

[ChumpDumper]

The truth hurts!

lol trying to act like you ignore me hurts worse