Best Ass Whooping You Ever Gave Someone

[m>s]

They both begged me to meet up but wouldn't say why.

I mean, sbm has made terroristic threads several times and both he and xmas have called me all manner of defamatory names.

I get the impression they don't like me, so why would I want to meet them?

bdsm?

[ChumpDumper]

bdsm?

Ask them. They both seemed very excited about the possibility of meeting me.

[DMC]

I wanted a clean shot. I knew others would jump in in just seconds and he could even slightly deflect the blow it would be pointless and cause more harm to me than him.

[spurraider21]

There was this dude in the AF who kept ing with me as we were walking off the flight line. I told him to shut up. He wouldn't, just kept talking , half jokingly and looking for laughs from the crew. I finally stopped and said "let me show you this hold I learned that you probably can't break". Him being the strong one, he was all for it. So I tell him "put both hands at your side and stiffen your arms as tight as you can" so he does, and I knocked his ing ass out, then climbed on top of him and beat the out of him. People pulled me off. He got transferred and I never saw him again, and I have no idea how his face looked (odd that we never see it but others do) but people said he took some leave.

start the clip at 19:50...

[DarrinS]

What kind of baggery caused it? What happened?

Mine happened some years back when I was living in an apartment. Some dumbass thought it was a good idea to take my clothes out of the laundromat dryer the second that went off, and just throw them on top of a washer and in someone else's basket. My girl goes down there to get the clothes and finds our , gets into with this dude, and he starts running his mouth back like he didn't give a .

Went down there to get some more clothes not looking for any , but this fool is in there running his mouth about it to some other pussy in there. When that other dude leaves he comes up and tries to continue the conversation with me about my girl. I call him out and tell him he's talking about my girl.

Long story short this white piece of trash had this idgaf at ude when I asked him if he thought it was normal to be going through people's clothes, and later I accused him of stealing panties..this dude's immediate reply was, "yeah ok..clean ones?!" At this point I'm still holding my cool, but he starts balling up his fists and getting brave, and he makes the mistake of getting in my reach.

I dropped the ing hammer right in this dudes eye. Lit his ass up... He goes flying onto a folding table and I yank him off and he hits his head on the floor, and I beat and kicked his head in for a good minute or so until the apartment manager comes in and gets me off of him. I'm glad I slipped when I went for the stomp because I probably would have killed him.

Felt good about this one, he tried to act hard and got a trip on the ambulance. Funny thing was I went back in the office because I dropped my phone, and ended up beating his ing ass again in the managers office while he was calling 911 for him. Was kind of hard to argue the eviction on that one.

Can't say I've ever had the pleasure of kicking/stomping someone's head. I think it would take something more than a laundry dispute to make me that angry.

[DJR210]

Can't say I've ever had the pleasure of kicking/stomping someone's head. I think it would take something more than a laundry dispute to make me that angry.

I didn't go down there to fight him over his stupidity, I have no problem staying calm. He took an aggressive stance, and he started getting closer and closer. Because I was calm i think he thought I was a , and if I wouldn't have swung first he would have. When he took the last step towards me he put his hand in my face and said "if your wasn't down here running her ing mouth this wouldn't have happened" so that, he needed it.

[mrsmaalox]

Which gtg did you attend, tough guy?

I think that's what he and his Troll God call "talking while in hiding".

Their delusion is hilarious "We beg and beg for others to come to our gtg and they won't---they must be scurred " instead of the truth "We don't have friends so we beg strangers on the internet to come to a gtg but they won't----they must not like to hang out with asshole losers"

[ChumpDumper]

I think that's what he and his Troll God call "talking while in hiding".

Their delusion is hilarious "We beg and beg for others to come to our gtg and they won't---they must be scurred " instead of the truth "We don't have friends so we beg strangers on the internet to come to a gtg but they won't----they must not like to hang out with asshole losers"

Seriously, the only time I saw him plan to meet someone was when he plotted to ambush johnsmith in a parking lot with a group of prison guards as part of his scheme to ruin his family's lives.

Sounds like a really fun time tbh.

[DJR210]

Seriously, the only time I saw him plan to meet someone was when he plotted to ambush johnsmith in a parking lot with a group of prison guards as part of his scheme to ruin his family's lives.

Sounds like a really fun time tbh.

It's funny how many of these guards ain't so tough without a squad of SERT's with them

[m>s]

Sadly though being a fat prison guard is more than enough intimidation for chump and some of the sissies on here. Can't troll and bait with those question asking tactics irl.

[ChumpDumper]

Sadly though being a fat prison guard is more than enough intimidation for chump and some of the sissies on here. Can't troll and bait with those question asking tactics irl.

lol intimidated

Tell me one good reason to meet sbm under any cir stances.

[m>s]

To show you're not a cuck

[ChumpDumper]

To show you're not a cuck

I don't think you know the meaning of that word.

[m>s]

I do, you know that you're scared to meet sbm because Then you might actually have to introduce him to your wife

[Trill Clinton]

a lot of hoodrats in this thread. i never been in a serious fight my entire life. i'm above all that nonsense. i leave that to the brutes, bosses don't get their hands dirty. word.

[m>s]

a lot of hoodrats in this thread. i never been in a serious fight my entire life. i'm above all that nonsense. i leave that to the brutes, bosses don't get their hands dirty. word.

Except when you're sucker punching random folks on the street, right?

[Trill Clinton]

Except when you're sucker punching random folks on the street, right?

like i said, never been in a fight my entire life. i don't live a hoodrat life like you.

[m>s]

That's not what you posted

[Trill Clinton]

i never sucker punched anyone who didn't deserve it in my entire life and i never been a hoodrat like y'all

[DJR210]

a lot of hoodrats in this thread. i never been in a serious fight my entire life. i'm above all that nonsense. i leave that to the brutes, bosses don't get their hands dirty. word.

Not sure if serious. So if a random dude takes a threatening stance and comes up and puts his hand in your face and calls your girl a to your face you would let that slide?

[ChumpDumper]

I do, you know that you're scared to meet sbm because Then you might actually have to introduce him to your wife

He makes terroristic threats to entire families, so what's the upside here? Explain why I should meet him.

[xmas1997]

I do, you know that you're scared to meet sbm because Then you might actually have to introduce him to your wife

Actually it is because SBM is a cop and he knows a cop would never jeopardize his career by getting in a fight, so it is really because he knows he is a criminal and has a whole lot to hide.

[ChumpDumper]

Actually it is because SBM is a cop and he knows a cop would never jeopardize his career by getting in a fight, so it is really because he knows he is a criminal and has a whole lot to hide.

Keep posting, xmas. This is a hoot.

lol "cop"

[DPG21920]

i never sucker punched anyone who didn't deserve it in my entire life and i never been a hoodrat like y'all

[xmas1997]

internet tuff guys!