***** The Official 2014 Avante Football Thread *****

[Avante]

It's sarcasm, dumbass.

It made no sense my man, none!

[Avante]

Ok as of right now.

Points scored, points given up. A 130 scored, 110 given up will read + 2.

Pats... + 4
Bils... - 1
Dolphins...even
Jets... -6
Bengals... + 2
Ravens... + 7
Browns... +2
Steelers.. -1
Colts... + 5
Texans... +1
ans... -5
Jags... -10
Chargers...+7
Broncos.. + 4
Chiefs... +1
Raiders...-6
Eagles... +5
Cowboys... +4
Giants... even
Redskins... - 3
Lions... +2
Packers... +3
Bears... even
Vikes...- 4
Panthers... -1
Saints... -1
Falcons... -1
Buc;s... - 10
Cards...+1
Niners... +2
Seahawks...+2
Rams... -5

Tonight it's the Pats at plus 4 vs a Jets team at minus 6. So that's Pats plus 10....hmmmm?

[Aztecfan03]

It made no sense my man, none!

Maybe not to you, but to anyone else it should. This meme is the smae thing.

[Avante]

Maybe not to you, but to anyone else it should. This meme is the smae thing.

Kinda like me talking to real Charger fans and John Jefferson as you....who?

[Blake]

Damn you're re ed.

[Avante]

Damn you're re ed.

translation

Hey Avante, how about the first great Viking back Chuck Foreman?

Cool, half pint.

Foreman was out of Miami, he sorta danced and spun, cat was always trying to spin away from defenders, but he made it work. He looked more like a receiver.

[ohmwrecker]

I played that once and learned my lesson. All I read was..."ok so who owns all that stuff really?" Why go to the trouble of making a video knowing it will be..."ok so who really is that"..? So it.

I showed a bench in my pictures I took, it was..."you don't even use it do you"...haha!!!!! Oh no I just have it for looks.

Dude, if the Ravens cover you stay out of my theads...ok? You are a giant bore. If the Falcons hang within the number you can hump on my leg...ok?

Ok. i'll stay out of your theads. Whatever those are.

[Avante]

Ok. i'll stay out of your theads. Whatever those are.

It's....I..not ..i'll...ok stupid?

Ok I confess that is beyond tiny/stupid. Dude......spelling, hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You really that hard up to bug others? Spelling.....hahahahaha!!!!!!!!

Yep, boring as .

[Avante]

Why is everyone forgetting the Cowboys were a dropped INT from being down 17-0 in Seattle?

[Clipper Nation]

Why is everyone forgetting the Cowboys were a dropped INT from being down 17-0 in Seattle?

You could play the "what if" card for every game ever, doesn't change the fact that Seattle lost, your mancrush choked, and you have an under .500 betting record AGAIN

[Avante]

You could play the "what if" card for every game ever, doesn't change the fact that Seattle lost, your mancrush choked, and you have an under .500 betting record AGAIN

If you are working at stupid you can stop, you are there...ok?

I do things guys, while you follow. Look at you, you do....0.....but work off what we do, that's sad ya little .

Dummy, you might lust after other men ya got, I don't. Are you really dumb enought to think I thought the Seahawks would go undefeated? And you do know I hope the Niners beat them twice.....right?

I'll hit around 60-65$ like I always do, stop acting like a dummy about it, ok?

[Aztecfan03]

translation

Hey Avante, how about the first great Viking back Chuck Foreman?

Cool, half pint.

Foreman was out of Miami, he sorta danced and spun, cat was always trying to spin away from defenders, but he made it work. He looked more like a receiver.

Nope the correct translation is: Damn, you're re ed.

[spurraider21]

Obviously the Pats are a far better team than the lowly Jets....but...

The Jets on national tv with a chance to show the nation they don't suck all that hard....hmmm? The Pats with injuries playing an inferior opponet off a short week.....hmmmmm?

Obviously talking plus the points. But.....Geno Smith does suck that hard.

so is this an official pick?

[Blake]

so is this an official pick?

We'll know tomorrow

[Malik Hairston]

so lame, and such an Avante thing to do, making an ambiguous prediction..

[spurraider21]

so lame, and such an Avante thing to do, making an ambiguous prediction..

nah he'll usually lay it out very clearly and give the line

14-14

SD-7.......Phillip Rivers!
Den -9.5.....Manning vs Geno!
Giants +3.....dog is 16-3 last 19 in this series
Cincy - 6.5....good team back at home coming off a road loss
Pitt + 2....Big Ben is 18-1 in this "spot".

[spurraider21]

and he said "talking plus the points" never actually said who he was taking. no play

[Malik Hairston]

Avante has been known to make ambiguous predictions, this is probably the first year that he's actually presented his picks in a clear fashion..everybody here knew him for lying about his picks and pretending he meant otherwise..

[spurraider21]

yeah but he never actually chose a team in that post. just a lot of "hmmmm"

[Malik Hairston]

yeah but he never actually chose a team in that post. just a lot of "hmmmm"

He was known to do that in past years and pretend like he made the correct choice, until everybody constantly called him out for it..

[Clipper Nation]

Then there was the time he tried to shift the meaning of 70% from winning 70% of his bets to winning 70% of his money

[Avante]

Nope the correct translation is: Damn, you're re ed.

Re ed about what little man?

[Avante]

and he said "talking plus the points" never actually said who he was taking. no play

I was going to make that play but had to check the weather. It was raining so I layed off the play. Damn!

[Avante]

He was known to do that in past years and pretend like he made the correct choice, until everybody constantly called him out for it..

Why lie guy? I always make it very clear who I'm taking. I even tell you why?

Don't make up, ok?

[chunticakes]

that's too bad, tbh.