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"Failed Internet Shtick Leads Old Man to Change Story -- Again"
Wildly entertaining for some.
Trolling for others,
Exposing for many.
I've dropped many "hints" along the way, from my very first post in The Club a year or two ago, and have escalated it since then, from "neutrality, to trolls, to GTGs, to Troll God.
Some were intelligent enough to "get it", most were not.
Comes from my theater/music background.
I've made many enemies on here by doing it, which is astounding since none of this is "real", yet some make it so.
But know this, EVERYONE: I have nothing against any of you, and no offense was ever meant.
It has all been an exercise in "social media perception" in order to test the limits of what people will say and do in order to save face and save their egos.
Once you realize that none of this is real, that none of this would ever be said in real life, doesn't it make you consider how foolish you have been and how fruitless a life you are mascharading that you have on here is?
Anyway, for all of you who I have ridiculously offended, I sincerely apologize.
None of this has been "real" for me.
This has all been a "play", from beginning to end, with protagonists and antagonists, and you have all played your parts admirably and revealed who you truly are, at least on here.
Pat yourselves on the back and congratulate yourselves on a job well done!
"Failed Internet Shtick Leads Old Man to Change Story -- Again"
I am just being honest, chump.
Like you were when you said you were dead?
i think this is the question you need to be asking yourself if this is what you've devoted your time to since you first started posting here.
If this was a gag, it was a really bad one.
You have a valid point, one I won't shrink from.
But you have to admit, it was entertaining, just maybe not always in a positive manner.
But it should be "revealing" to all of us just how ridiculously serious we take these "virtual" situations.
Especially you.
No, it wasn't a "gag", it was an "experiment" to see how far each of us would react to virtual stimuli.
I will not say I am proud of my part in it, but the truth is I meant no harm.
After all, what "real" physical harm could have actually occurred?
But I do apologize to you as well, I was not very civil to you.
Please forgive me.
Your apology is completely unnecessary because you have not harmed me in any way whatsoever. I apologize for being entertained by someone who is clearly unbalanced. I don't feel good about that.
Ah, but that is revealing in an of itself, don't you agree?
Right, no harm done, but I do apologize anyway for leading so many on.
Some of you are maybe asking the proverbial question, "Why"?
Some time ago while going to many internet sites, basically "escaping" reality, I decided to write a screenplay or teleplay using the Internet as my setting.
But I was in the midst of writers' block and saw no way around it until I discovered something, my "MacGuffin".
For those of you who have not figured what my MacGuffin is, it is "trolling".
This immediately made my screenplay come to life in my imagination and made me realize I could make this a murder mystery, but I've since changed that to a comedic murder mystery because of all the hilariously funny remarks said on here.
It will have a major plot with a number of subplots gained from this site especially such as the chump photoshop schtick and the troll god schtick among others.
By the way, please do not hold anything against SBM because he knew nothing about this except for the troll god resurrection etc. and he kept that going before it happened admirably. A couple of you even predicted it before hand like Spurraider and Brazil (I think, don't remember).
Again I must apologize for using people, but at least you are safe in that they are "user names". I will probably use those names except those that are real names, which I will change, to protect the innocent and so I don't have to get anyone to sign off since they are already anonymous.
Glenn is a ty writer with poor writing skills and organization.
Conclusion: less believable than the dead wife.
Hey, I am just telling you the truth, all BS aside.
And I am truly sorry for making fun of you guys.
Honestly, I really didn't think any of you would take me so seriously.
Nobody took you seriously, Glen.
And still not.
Are you saying your already out of ice? Anyone here got a hook up?
o mrsmaalox.
I am sincerely sorry for making fun of you and calling you out so much.
There was always much more behind the surface of everything, as there always is, but that is no excuse.
except nobody really revealed who they truly are except for you and sbm
lol screenplay shtick
By the way blake I apologize for attacking you on here, I did it almost as much as you did it to me.
I never took it seriously, and I hope you did't too.
I see you are still pissed at me for making you make such a fool of yourself so much, but it wasn't personal.
It was always to get you to react.
I can easily fade your heat, but it would be better if we laughed about instead of you taking it so seriously.
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