Wizards: LMFAO Are you dummies for real?!?

[Arnold Toht]

Ya gotta believe me. There's not a thread in the forum without Kobe mentioned in it. You creeps just can't get enough of the mamba. He could take a on the dinner table and you'd still shamelessly examine it. The entire world, the galaxy, the solar system revolves around Kobe Bryant and there's not a lick of you can do about that.

YGBM.

[midnightpulp]

That's 1-14 and 1-9 talking, .

[Arnold Toht]

Jimmie recently passed the 25k plateau, took the er 5 more years to do it than Kobe, and there's not a single word on it. Nobody gives a flying about the 7 foot cuck.

[midnightpulp]

Jimmie recently passed the 25k plateau, took the er 5 more years to do it than Kobe, and there's not a single word on it. Nobody gives a flying about the 7 foot cuck.

Regular season all-time stats.

Damn right we don't care.

We do care about this, though:

[dirk4mvp]

Our Mavs looked great against the Hornets tonight, tbh

[Arnold Toht]

'you don't care' and yet your entire fanbase is counting Kobe's misses night in night out.. you s would lick the semen off Kobe's bedsheets

[midnightpulp]

'you don't care' and yet your entire fanbase is counting Kobe's misses night in night out.. you s would lick the semen off Kobe's bedsheets

Because he's a one man circus.

And circuses are pretty fun to watch. Every time Kirby touches the ball, I expect Yakety Sax to start playing.

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It was the 5th that did it.

[midnightpulp]

It was the 5th that did it.

Indeed. Toht has gone off the deep end since:::::

[Thread]

Indeed. Toht has gone off the deep end since:::::

Don't be purposely obtuse.

[midnightpulp]

Don't be purposely obtuse.

I'm not. Toht was a big shot when it was 5:4 and after 6, yucking up on this here board daily, thinking the count would never be tied.

Nuh uh.

"We'll do it this time."

Now he ain't so big.

[scanry]

^ I think the majority of the Laker fans knew that the Spurs would get it done last year. Toht was an exception though.

[Arnold Toht]

I'm not. Toht was a big shot when it was 5:4 and after 6, yucking up on this here board daily, thinking the count would never be tied.

Nuh uh.

"We'll do it this time."

Now he ain't so big.

Do you actually think I'm only about the rings? I do three things: Rings, International accomplishments, and sexuality. Kobe's ahead or tied in all three .

[Clipper Nation]

Do you actually think I'm only about the rings? I do three things: Rings, International accomplishments, and sexuality. Kobe's ahead or tied in all three .

Alpha rings: Duncan has the 5-0 end of the stick. Advantage: Duncan.

International accomplishments: Kirby shot 4-13 against a bunch of starving Angolans. Advantage: Duncan.

Sexuality: Kirby is a thinly-veiled sexual with a gay sex tape, and he got cucked during a game by one of his teammates. Advantage: Duncan.

Christ almighty!

[Arnold Toht]

Duncan was dominated and exposed by a bunch of central americans. I don't think I need to go any deeper than that. Kobe led 2 gold medal winning teams, and we all know what transpired the one time he didn't participate.

[midnightpulp]

Do you actually think I'm only about the rings? I do three things: Rings, International accomplishments, and sexuality. Kobe's ahead or tied in all three .

You are.

I'm also about star players not missing the playoffs.

How's that working out for Kirbs?

[benstanfield]

Agree tbh. Just let them suck in peace like the Timberwolves. Savoring the botched abortion that is LAL was fun for like three games.

[Arnold Toht]

You are.

I'm also about star players not missing the playoffs.

How's that working out for Kirbs?

Making the playoffs as an accomplishment. You've got that playoff streak think going, I almost forgot.

[midnightpulp]

Duncan was dominated and exposed by a bunch of central americans. I don't think I need to go any deeper than that. Kobe led 2 gold medal winning teams, and we all know what transpired the one time he didn't participate.

Kobe got torched by Rudy Fernandez in the '08 Gold Medal game. Luckily Wade took em home.

He also barely played in 2012. That was Durant's team.

Now he's about to lead the Lakers to their worst season ever while having his worse year (37%) ever. Simply legacy destroying stuff.

[Clipper Nation]

Kobe led 2 gold medal winning teams

LeBron dragged him to it, belly draggin'.



Ya gotta believe me.

[midnightpulp]

Making the playoffs as an accomplishment. You've got that playoff streak think going, I almost forgot.

You have to first make the playoffs to have a chance at a championship.

Too bad Kirby hasn't learned that these past two years.

[Arnold Toht]

Clippa fan trying to enter this conversation between actual champions

[Clipper Nation]

^

LeBron dragged him to it, belly draggin'.



Ya gotta believe me.

[Arnold Toht]

You have to first make the playoffs to have a chance at a championship.

Too bad Kirby hasn't learned that these past two years.

Jimmie was better off missing the playoffs in 2013. That was some legacy destroying stuff at the end of game 7 there

[midnightpulp]

LeBron dragged him to it, belly draggin'.



Ya gotta believe me.

And in 2012, 1-7 against Lithuania, getting outplayed by some guy named Marty Pocius:

http://www.basketball-reference.com/...-08-04-USA-LTU

And speaking of Central/South American domination, Manu predictably outplayed Kobe in the semi-final:

http://www.basketball-reference.com/...-08-10-USA-ARG