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We oil enough for 300 years. Just pump it up.
USA: If you have oil, your country needs freedom and peace.
Canada: Let's compromise.
Malaysia: Dude, where's my plane?
Switzerland: Sure we’ll take your money!
Russia: Then things got worse…
Greece: We did a bunch of for mankind like 10000 years ago, now we’re bankrupt.
Canada: We love you, England, but get out.
North Korea: All is fine. No more questions. Eternal President will lead us to victory.
Austria: Our greatest accomplishment is convincing the world that Beethoven was Austrian and Hitler was German.
Ireland: green, rainy and blame everything on the English.
United Arab Emirates: If you build it, they will come.
Madagascar: Let's be honest, nobody gave a about us till the movies came out.
Russia: We wanted the best, you know the rest.
Norway: Crappy and dull until we found oil. Now we're rich.
Ukraine: Glowing in the dark since 1986.
New Zealand: When you make a deal with someone of a different language, make sure you both understand what the other person thinks of it.
Portugal: We have money, we give money away so other countries find us cool. They never do.
Kazakhstan: turkic khaganate and then... who am I kidding no one gives a .
Denmark: Raped, looted and pillaged our way to being the most content people in the world.
Philippines: I need an adult.
France: Went to war with everyone for centuries, surrenders once, is called a country of pussies forever.
Austria: Managed to pin World War 1 on Germany.
England: We miss colonialism.
Germany: Sends soldiers to support wars started by allies. Always blamed, gets bitter and starts a war themselves. Never allowed to hear the end of it.
Greenland: Once upon a time, a couple of people just showed up. That's it.
Brazil: The country of the future. Only the future never comes.
Afghanistan: You came. You saw. You slaughtered.
Canada: Are we not America yet?
Mexico: So far from God, yet so close to the United States.
Australia: USA in training.
Spain: Once led the world, now leads the world in unemployment.
Israel: Turns out Jews aren't wanted here either.
Qatar: What the do we do with all this money?? Hey you, yeah you over there, yeah you, you want some?
South Korea: Thank God we're not North Korea.
Pakistan: Have a blast till you last.
Israel: They tried to kill us, couldn't ... let's eat!
Haiti: No one knew us until most of us died in Earth quake.
Netherlands: Weed & Pros utes. We live life.
Greece/Italy: We now depend on (the Germans and French) the people we failed to conquer.
Saudi Arabia: Ya-allah! A storm is coming. Cover the oil wells and the women.
Mongolia: Still trying to figure out, who left us here.
more at http://www.quora.com/Whats-the-tl-dr...entire-history
We oil enough for 300 years. Just pump it up.
Wouldn't matter as China & Europe have reduced their dependence on oil. China has also stocked over 40 days of reserves (and it will only increase in the days to come). The price of oil may come down to $60/barrel very soon. In addition many of the Asian countries have started drilling in the pacific and Indian ocean. Wouldn't be long before India and China stop importing oil from the middle east all together.
Algeria: we have natural resources, but we are either corrupted or lazy as
I remember it at .17 cents (what would that be, $5 a barrel, or, $25 a barrel?) '69-'71. + you'd get a free 6 pack of glass Cokes on a fill up.
Surprised Algeria even has Internet access tbh
Sometimes we do
How does it feel to know that whites will be colonizing other planets and leaving you guys behind for good before your country even has modern infrastructure?
I hope they find other planets, less pollution tbh
Me too tbh less minorities there it's a win win for both sides. When I become Führer I am putting heavy funding into the space program.
The U.S have already done that for the Nazis
Remember Project Paperclip ?
Yes but they haven't been able to accomplish compared to the rate we were going.
Not yet
Soon a new World Order will arise
A jew world order. It's bad for everyone.
nah
Jews are (still) controlled by the Nazis
They just dont know it yet
Hey, that's Argieland too.
Algertina
They playing right now son. You watching?
No too busy
I need to start my own company tbh
Lesson 1: learn what black friday means (check)No too busy
I need to start my own company tbh
Brazil: Victory lasts 4 years. 0-7 at home lasts a lifetime
USA: 1% ballers and 99% farm animals
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