OT: Poster Wars, midnightpulp vs Kool

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Mid absolutely destroying s in this thread, per par. Dude is not just a ST HOF, he's the best poster of this era. Narutoluva, Kool, Dale, et al getting punished without mercy with Mid's truth bombs



Nobody can compete with bball takes against Mid*. He's legend.

*his USA USA takes suck, tbh

[Koolaid_Man]

Mid absolutely destroying s in this thread, per par. Dude is not just a ST HOF, he's the best poster of this era. Narutoluva, Kool, Dale, et al getting punished without mercy with Mid's truth bombs



Nobody can compete with bball takes against Mid*. He's legend.

*his USA USA takes suck, tbh

uhh ok

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uhh ok

Yeah, cuz this illegible garbage is legendary:



Who can even decipher what you're saying?

Cedrique
hasn't had a decent bball take in 5 years
pwned by Mid on a daily basis
routinely voted worst poster in NBA forum
bumps threads which prove he's a loser
backtracking from timvp when he was trying to score on Kori
Lakers
Kobifanboi
destroyed by everyone on this board
only person who respects him is Dale
fried chicken
obsessed with black
talks about gays 90% of his posts
never has a take anyone agrees with
even discredited posters like rogues on him
watermelon
grilling fried chicken
Haitian name (Cedrique)
doesn't speak french even though he comes from a French colony
barely speaks ebonics
is there a more disrespected poster on ST?

[Koolaid_Man]

uuh ok

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Yeah, cuz this illegible garbage is legendary:



Who can even decipher what you're saying?

Cedrique
hasn't had a decent bball take in 5 years
pwned by Mid on a daily basis
routinely voted worst poster in NBA forum
bumps threads which prove he's a loser
backtracking from timvp when he was trying to score on Kori
Lakers
Kobifanboi
destroyed by everyone on this board
only person who respects him is Dale
fried chicken
obsessed with black
talks about gays 90% of his posts
never has a take anyone agrees with
even discredited posters like rogues on him
watermelon
grilling fried chicken
Haitian name (Cedrique)
doesn't speak french even though he comes from a French colony
barely speaks ebonics
is there a more disrespected poster on ST?

He lives in Los Angeles
I've been in his mother's basement
He lives down there
Has his own corner of his mother's basement
Has shag rug
It's purple & gold
Has a two burner hot plate
With a cloth plug...yeah, a cloth one
A double, not a single bed
In the corner of that basement
The clothes chute from upstairs empties into
that corner. Yeah, right there, it's kool
Has a Clapper, and it's one that actually
works. Yeah.

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uuh ok

where's the Kirby shoutout?
no idea how the salary cap works
posting ridiculous lineups which make the Lakers "relevant" but could never happen
pretending to have basketball knowledge
would be homeless if parents weren't importing drugs
no job
never worked in his life
pretends to hoes, can't even keep his KFC nametag
trying to talk basketball
all takes come down to kirby>duncan cuz gayyyy!!!!
can't name a single poster on ST who respects him
most ridiculed poster on ST
owned by Mid on a daily/weekly/annual basis
never won a debate
homer of 2nd banana on a legacy-destroying tour

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He lives in Los Angeles
I've been in his mother's basement
He lives down there
Has his own corner of his mother's basement
Has shag rug
It's purple & gold
Has a two burner hot plate
With a cloth plug...yeah, a cloth one
A double, not a single bed
In the corner of that basement
The clothes chute from upstairs empties into
that corner. Yeah, right there, it's kool
Has a Clapper, and it's one that actually
works. Yeah.

only poster who can vouch for Cedrique is a senile old man
admits he lives in his mother's basement
has dirty laundry dumped from upstairs onto his makeshift "bed"
clapper
corner of a basement
father in jail
mistaking a Laker blanket for a purple shawl that Cedrique pissed on when he was wasted
purple and piss
even Dale can't defend the worst poster on ST

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where's the Kirby shoutout?
no idea how the salary cap works
posting ridiculous lineups which make the Lakers "relevant" but could never happen
pretending to have basketball knowledge
would be homeless if parents weren't importing drugs
no job
never worked in his life
pretends to hoes, can't even keep his KFC nametag
trying to talk basketball
all takes come down to kirby>duncan cuz gayyyy!!!!
can't name a single poster on ST who respects him
most ridiculed poster on ST
owned by Mid on a daily/weekly/annual basis
never won a debate
homer of 2nd banana on a legacy-destroying tour

Resides in Van Nuys
Kicks white ass all the time
Lets me watch
His mother yells a lot
I get 1/2 of the 500 smackers
We talk about Deeps all the time
He hates you
Tells me to hit you with what you bought me
Wants to watch
"Adam 12" was filmed on his block, right there
His mother slept with Jack Webb
Jack Webb is his father
Mark 7 is Kool's middle name
Fore!!!

[midnightpulp]

Mid absolutely destroying s in this thread, per par. Dude is not just a ST HOF, he's the best poster of this era. Narutoluva, Kool, Dale, et al getting punished without mercy with Mid's truth bombs



Nobody can compete with bball takes against Mid*. He's legend.

*his USA USA takes suck, tbh

Eh, I'm not overly patriotic, and I do keep my political positions rather fluid, never really subscribing to one side, the other, or the center for very long. I typically follow where the evidence (which is of course manipulated to and back per the agenda, but I try to find the most objective presentations) and arguments take me. For instance, it was Paul Krugman who convinced me that we might straining ourselves on the immigration front.

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I typically follow where the evidence (which is of course manipulated to and back per the agenda, but I try to find the most objective presentations) and arguments take me.

Like the (miss record.) Ya chicken .

[Buddy Mignon]

Yeah. I think Duncan is a better teammate, less selfish, more agreeable, all while keeping a similar compe ive fire and "killer instinct" as Kobe. What proves that more than saying, "We'll do it this time," and then doing it? I also meant "intangibles" in terms of doing the little things that aren't measured statistically: Setting picks, altering shots in the paint, basketball IQ, and the like. I also think Kobe's most acclaimed intangible (killer instinct) often times manifests itself negatively on the court in the form of shot selection and ball dominance. You ever play with a ball dominant player? Tell me what happens to the offense's rhythm and defense's intensity when a single player is dominating the ball? Here's where you tell me you were the ball dominant player. But anyone who's played basketball has played with a ball dominant player at times.

You love Kobe's style because it's a face-to-face, flamboyant, entertaining style of basketball that reduces a team game into a one-on-one compe ion. I know that vibes with a supposed "Alpha" personality like yourself (which is funny considering you're a fan of the greatest team player in NBA history, but whatever).



I'm using more than PER in my evaluation. Howard has other advanced stats that aren't too great. Barkley is an advanced stat beast, but stupidly partied during the 1993 Finals, which probably cost him a ring. Chris Paul and TMAC have pretty small sample sizes, so they're not really worth considering.

And yeah, I'd consider the personality (intangibles) of the guys I was building a team with. It's one of the reasons the Spurs been so successful. They get guys who have a compatible chemistry. It's why the Showtime Lakers were so successful. Bird's Celtics, etc.

Kobe's personality seems like it's a detriment to team cohesion more often than not. I'm not surprised things went south when Fisher left.

Mid... I don't think you give a about intangibles, or likable teammates. You only tout it because it fits the narrative the media has created for your organization. You see... rape was a horrible act until Neal did it. You got a drunk driving GM at the helm of your ship. Imagine a Laker texting his teammates wife for some pussy. You got a staunch atheist too... and he ain't apologizing, either. Just think if Kobe had said, "FIBA SUCKS... and I'm never going back." I've studied the nature of man, Mid... nothing you do surprises me. Just look at your hypocrisy in plain daylight. In one breath you claim Jim is a better player due to intangibles, but carry the 6/24 Kobe flag at the same time. All while failing to mention that Kobe grabbed more rebounds than Pierce, KG, and Ray combined... 17 that is... while still guarding their best all around player in Rajon. You talk that 6/24 as if Kobe had reached into his back pocket and given one back. But it was just the opposite... he got sweet revenge, and that FMVP.

I don't really care for Kobe's style of play... its his effort that I respect. He knows who he is... and has never pretended to be otherwise. I don't feel cheated by Kobe like I did Shaq. You talk about the building blocks of why other teams were so successful, yet Kobe has had more team success than Shaq and Duncan. You act like Kobe didn't get his going directly through Duncan... with and without Shaq. Kobe has proved all of his doubters wrong, while Duncan has yet to defend it. No matter how you slice it, Mid... Kobe comes out on top of Duncan. Personal stats, Olympic Golds, All NBA Teams, defending his les. While Duncan has had his minutes limited for the past 6 years, and sitting out back2back nights... Kobe is still going strong in his 19th year.

[HI-FI]

^, yeah, definitely not Ghost_of_Gashir

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I don't really care for Kobe's style of play... its his effort that I respect. He knows who he is... and has never pretended to be otherwise. I don't feel cheated by Kobe like I did Shaq. You talk about the building blocks of why other teams were so successful, yet Kobe has had more team success than Shaq and Duncan. You act like Kobe didn't get his going directly through Duncan... with and without Shaq. Kobe has proved all of his doubters wrong, while Duncan has yet to defend it. No matter how you slice it, Mid... Kobe comes out on top of Duncan. Personal stats, Olympic Golds, All NBA Teams, defending his les. While Duncan has had his minutes limited for the past 6 years, and sitting out back2back nights... Kobe is still going strong in his 19th year.

This re again. Hey dummy, Kobe has not had more team success than Duncan. Unlike Kobe, Duncan & Shaq were great right off the bat. Duncan was the league's best player in just his second season. Shaq & Duncan were neck and neck as the league's best player for the next 7 years. By the time Kobe drove away Shaq and established his foothold, Lebron took the reigns of the league.

If you felt cheated by Shaq, you don't deserve 3 of those championships. Without Shaq, you don't have Phil and without him, you have a glorified TMac in Kobe. People don't give Shaq enough credit for his dominance and you're a fool if you think it made no difference on Kobe's game. Kobe got better because of Shaq and it made him work that much harder to have an impact.

[spurraider21]

^, yeah, definitely not Ghost_of_Gashir

A bitter Asian male muddling his way through life

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This re again. Hey dummy, Kobe has not had more team success than Duncan. Unlike Kobe, Duncan & Shaq were great right off the bat. Duncan was the league's best player in just his second season. Shaq & Duncan were neck and neck as the league's best player for the next 7 years. By the time Kobe drove away Shaq and established his foothold, Lebron took the reigns of the league.

If you felt cheated by Shaq, you don't deserve 3 of those championships. Without Shaq, you don't have Phil and without him, you have a glorified TMac in Kobe. People don't give Shaq enough credit for his dominance and you're a fool if you think it made no difference on Kobe's game. Kobe got better because of Shaq and it made him work that much harder to have an impact.

Kobe: 2

Daddy: 1

[Koolaid_Man]

If you felt cheated by Shaq, you don't deserve 3 of those championships. Without Shaq, you don't have Phil and without him, you have a glorified TMac in Kobe. People don't give Shaq enough credit for his dominance and you're a fool if you think it made no difference on Kobe's game. Kobe got better because of Shaq and it made him work that much harder to have an impact.

The problem you have is a glorified T-MAC never went back to back no Shaq not even with Yao holding it down for him.

You need a better argument if you want any credibility because Kobe shattered that one ....Tim Duncan has proven to be a one dimensional system player....he doesn't have to make decisions with the ball...rendering his game, thought process, and IQ meaningless...it's the same for all big men....they're like dumb Sasquatches. Rimmy Duncan is no different. Kobe was dominant in high school breaking all of Wilt Chamberlain's high school scoring records in Philly so his greatness was destined. Kobe actually made Shaq better by virtue of his demand that he work....you got the game all twisted little kid...

[Brazil]

what a poor display from Lakers fans...

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The problem you have is a glorified T-MAC never went back to back no Shaq not even with Yao holding it down for him.

You need a better argument if you want any credibility because Kobe shattered that one ....Tim Duncan has proven to be a one dimensional system player....he doesn't have to make decisions with the ball...rendering his game, thought process, and IQ meaningless...it's the same for all big men....they're like dumb Sasquatches. Rimmy Duncan is no different. Kobe was dominant in high school breaking all of Wilt Chamberlain's high school scoring records in Philly so his greatness was destined. Kobe actually made Shaq better by virtue of his demand that he work....you got the game all twisted little kid...

Whatever you say Cedric.

A rook who was given the reigns in his 1st training. Yeah let's call him a system player.

Boiled down Rimmy Duncan is still better and a more accomplished baller than Kobe. I could throw a bunch of stats and advanced metrics,

[Koolaid_Man]

Whatever you say Cedric.

A rook who was given the reigns in his 1st training. Yeah let's call him a system player.

Boiled down Rimmy Duncan is still better and a more accomplished baller than Kobe. I could throw a bunch of stats and advanced metrics,

are you really that dense....am I supposed to be insulted... let me help you out kid

[Koolaid_Man]

feel better now... what a moron...oops had to change my Avi and take Cedricque down ....due to Kori's edict...

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feel better now... what a moron...oops had to change my Avi and take Cedricque down ....due to Kori's edict...

Why would I feel better dude? Duncan rang last June.

[Buddy Mignon]

Whatever you say Cedric.

A rook who was given the reigns in his 1st training. Yeah let's call him a system player.

Boiled down Rimmy Duncan is still better and a more accomplished baller than Kobe. I could throw a bunch of stats and advanced metrics,

Kobe came straight from HS, you idiot. Jim wasted four years in college and didn't win while he was there, and just happened to offend plenty of women while he was there. Kobe's 5 is more impressive than Jim's 5 and Shaq's 4.

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Kobe came straight from HS, you idiot. Jim wasted four years in college and didn't win while he was there, and just happened to offend plenty of women while he was there. Kobe's 5 is more impressive than Jim's 5 and Shaq's 4.

sorry dude but every time I see one of your posts... I just think about naruto... I wish I could take what you write seriously but I can't

that's pretty ed up

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Kobe came straight from HS, you idiot. Jim wasted four years in college and didn't win while he was there, and just happened to offend plenty of women while he was there. Kobe's 5 is more impressive than Jim's 5 and Shaq's 4.

Lebron came out of HS and stuck with the team that drafted him. Kobe on the other hand went all beta on Charlotte and was Eddie freaking Jones's backup in LA. ing embarrassing to say the least.

Kobe's 5th may have been more impressive than Duncan's 5th, but Rimmy's 1st, 2nd & 3rd were a lot more impressive than the beta's. Try to that you re .