View Poll Results: You have to have one of these

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  • Lumpy Legs

    1 8.33%
  • Pint Size Indian

    3 25.00%
  • Man Lady

    0 0%
  • Fatty Magoo

    0 0%
  • Double Header

    8 66.67%
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  1. #1
    Veteran cantthinkofanything's Avatar
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    You get to have sex with one of these women. You have to have sex with one. Who do you pick and why?

    The stable:

    A: Mandy Sellars - cameltoe? Elephant toe I said!


    B: Jyoti Amge - we don't need no stinkin gerbils


    C : Candice Armstrong - no...I didn't say show my your pusy


    D : Charity Pierce - I just spent $50 on FLOUR!



    E: Abigail and Brittany Hensel : every guys wants twins!

  2. #2
    Veteran cantthinkofanything's Avatar
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    is everyone too scared to say why they voted for which?

    I voted for the twins because they are the least ugly and appear to have a feminine body. Plus there's some stuff I might wanna try.

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    Veteran cantthinkofanything's Avatar
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    you ers better vote and do some explaining. who picked Lumpy Legs?

    By god you guys better acknowledge this thread. Or do I have to put them in the "Rate Her" thread for you to acknowledge that beauty isn't only on the outside. ing fascists.

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    I'd go for the tiny one because she'd be like king kong on my pener. It's an ego thing.

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    Veteran DarrinS's Avatar
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    I'd go for the tiny one because she'd be like king kong on my pener. It's an ego thing.
    Rethink this

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    Pint sized Indian. She's a freak but not grotesque like the others. 2nd choice would be two headed Mothra girl(s).
    I need a shower now.

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    is everyone too scared to say why they voted for which?

    I voted for the twins because they are the least ugly and appear to have a feminine body. Plus there's some stuff I might wanna try.
    i voted for the twins too .. similar reasoning

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    Robert Horry mode ohmwrecker's Avatar
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    Two heads are better than one.

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    i picked lumpy legs tbh, det ass gotta be epic

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    Veteran cantthinkofanything's Avatar
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    i picked lumpy legs tbh, det ass gotta be epic
    you pervert. why didn't you pick Fatty Magoo then? She's got multiple asses.

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    Suicide or celibacy are the only reasonable options.

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    Veteran cantthinkofanything's Avatar
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    Suicide or celibacy are the only reasonable options.
    neither of those are poll options. The set up is you HAVE to pick one. I'm not going to spend time to create and elaborate back story as to why. Maybe they are holding your loved ones hostage and you have to make love to one of them to have them released. Or something.

    Please respect the thread, make your choice, and explain why.

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    BUSsell Will Spur-Addict's Avatar
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    Could I bag one the heads on the double?

    I mean, this is pretty ed up. Unless I popped a pill, this just isn't happening.

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    Savvy Veteran spurraider21's Avatar
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    Could I bag one the heads on the double?

    I mean, this is pretty ed up. Unless I popped a pill, this just isn't happening.
    You've never wanted a dual bj tbh?

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    Could I bag one the heads on the double?

    I mean, this is pretty ed up. Unless I popped a pill, this just isn't happening.
    Yes, there aren't really any parameters other than it has to be somewhat realistic. I mean you can't pay to have the twins separated first. Or you can't somehow find a magic lamp and turn Lumpy Legs into a super model. But if you have some pills and a bag, that seems reasonable. Although it does detract from the spirit of the thread.

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    BUSsell Will Spur-Addict's Avatar
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    You've never wanted a dual bj tbh?
    From a Hydra? Noooo.

    If I can bag one, pop some pills, have them in the doggy position, with the heads stuck through a pillory of sorts, then the double. The body is as close to standard as possible.

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    Double header for exactly the reasons you listed.

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    The twins tbh.

    That must be such a trip though, walking down the street and seeing a body with two heads.

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    Two heads are better than one.

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    Veteran cantthinkofanything's Avatar
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    The twins tbh.

    That must be such a trip though, walking down the street and seeing a body with two heads.
    What must it be like for them though. Having to take a crap and you've got this other head next to you. Do they talk while they are doing that? Or does one complain that they other shouldn't have eaten Taco Bell? What if one wants to masturbate and the other doesn't? Or what if one was a cutter? Can each control the arms at the same time? Or if one has control, what would it be like for the other one?

    But yeah...I guess it would be a trip to see a body with two heads.

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    Veteran cantthinkofanything's Avatar
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    vote you s!

    I think 20 would give me a proper sample size so that I can continue to phase 2 of my study.

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    I would rather pull a Blake and jack off in the corner with my own tears, as I cucked.

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    Veteran cantthinkofanything's Avatar
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    I would rather pull a Blake and jack off in the corner with my own tears, as I cucked.
    Lol. But not a choice. Vote please. I really can't believe you wouldn't go for the two heads so one could toss your salad while the other licked your vag.

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    Double header is running away with it

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