Lakers: Official Tank Thread

[LkrFan]

WTF!!!??? LMAO.

[Killakobe81]

Good loss.

[LkrFan]

2-game streak. Chaaaaaaaaaarge!

[LkrFan]

thought you were being facetious until I checked the boxscore

-30
"team" only lost by 16
8/22
only shot 50% or better 1 time in 19 games
most overrated player in the history of the game
25-5-5

Like The Admiral before him, Kobe is in on the ing.

[spurraider21]

After he conspired to mutiny there. You cheated on him and on Jackson. Jackson nearly lynched Pop before you escorted him out of Bexar County.

I'll have to see the proof before I render my decision.

[Splits]

Like The Admiral before him, Kobe is in on the ing.

two years in a row, Javier? Is next year the year?

[LkrFan]

two years in a row, Javier? Is next year the year?

Making the playoffs? Maybe. Depends on if we can get Stat Padder from the Cs for Lin's expiring deal at the trade deadline. Otherwise, I don't expect much different happening.

[100%duncan]

Making the playoffs? Maybe. Depends on if we can get Stat Padder from the Cs for Lin's expiring deal at the trade deadline. Otherwise, I don't expect much different happening.

-15 points Jaime

Rondo wont do here

[Splits]

Making the playoffs? Maybe. Depends on if we can get Stat Padder from the Cs for Lin's expiring deal at the trade deadline. Otherwise, I don't expect much different happening.

So a 1 year tank == 3 year tank?

[LkrFan]

-15 points Jaime

Rondo wont do here

Rondo would be a major upgrade at PG and a piece we'd need to begin rebuilding this trainwreck.

[LkrFan]

So a 1 year tank == 3 year tank?

Basically.

[midnightpulp]

Making the playoffs? Maybe. Depends on if we can get Stat Padder from the Cs for Lin's expiring deal at the trade deadline. Otherwise, I don't expect much different happening.

There's no maybes for the playoffs until The Minus Man is subtracted from the Lakers roster.

[100%duncan]

Rondo would be a major upgrade at PG and a piece we'd need to begin rebuilding this trainwreck.

Signing Rondo would just delay your actual rebuilding tbh. No matter for what reason (Complementing him with Kobe, or him being a core after Kobe)

[LkrFan]

There's no maybes for the playoffs until The Minus Man is subtracted from the Lakers roster.

With his albatross ass contract taking up almost 40% of our cap, we're ed until it comes off the books. , I told your ass the was real. This is what I was talking about.

[Raven]

With his albatross ass contract taking up almost 40% of our cap, we're ed until it comes off the books. , I told your ass the was real. This is what I was talking about.

You dont seem to know what tanking is all about. Tanking is about developing young talent without the pressure to win just as much as it is about the actual high pick. So playing kobe only makes sense if you think he helps losing games.

[LkrFan]

You dont seem to know what tanking is all about. Tanking is about developing young talent without the pressure to win just as much as it is about the actual high pick. So playing kobe only makes sense if you think he helps losing games.

You tripping. Kobe is proven. I'm not talking about his play. If we had a competent roster, the way he's playing he'd garner MVP votes. Insane, considering he's in his 19th year. And he is a guard. What he's doing right now, no player has ever done this late in their career. Not MJ. Not KAJ. Not the Mailman (his peers in the 32K+ point club).

That's not the point. He couldn't drag scrubs far in the playoffs in his prime when he averaged 35.4ppg. Therefore it is impossible for him to do it now at age 36.

His play is not the reason we suck. His contract is. Is he worth it? He's worth our entire salary cap considering all the profits he pumps into Fredo's pockets. He still should have taken a pay cut so that we could sign more competent players. He didn't. That's on him.

[Raven]

You tripping. Kobe is proven. I'm not talking about his play. If we had a competent roster, the way he's playing he'd garner MVP votes. Insane, considering he's in his 19th year. And he is a guard. What he's doing right now, no player has ever done this late in their career. Not MJ. Not KAJ. Not the Mailman (his peers in the 32K+ point club).

That's not the point. He couldn't drag scrubs far in the playoffs in his prime when he averaged 35.4ppg. Therefore it is impossible for him to do it now at age 36.

His play is not the reason we suck. His contract is. Is he worth it? He's worth our entire salary cap considering all the profits he pumps into Fredo's pockets. He still should have taken a pay cut so that we could sign more competent players. He didn't. That's on him.

you guys can still cut him, pay him and play youngsters and tank properly..

[midnightpulp]

You tripping. Kobe is proven. I'm not talking about his play. If we had a competent roster, the way he's playing he'd garner MVP votes. Insane, considering he's in his 19th year. And he is a guard. What he's doing right now, no player has ever done this late in their career. Not MJ. Not KAJ. Not the Mailman (his peers in the 32K+ point club).

That's not the point. He couldn't drag scrubs far in the playoffs in his prime when he averaged 35.4ppg. Therefore it is impossible for him to do it now at age 36.

His play is not the reason we suck. His contract is. Is he worth it? He's worth our entire salary cap considering all the profits he pumps into Fredo's pockets. He still should have taken a pay cut so that we could sign more competent players. He didn't. That's on him.

Kobe is awful this year. You must be box score watching again and just looking at PPG, because Kobe has been below average offensively (confirmed by his stellar .391 shooting mark) and historically bad defensively. And I'm saying that without hyperbole. He plays no defense. None. You might think we're joking around by calling him The Minus Man, but the nickname is grounded in reality. Every time Kobe is on the floor, the other team seems to go on a run.

His play is a large reason why you suck.

[LkrFan]

Kobe is awful this year. You must be box score watching again and just looking at PPG, because Kobe has been below average offensively (confirmed by his stellar .391 shooting mark) and historically bad defensively. And I'm saying that without hyperbole. He plays no defense. None. You might think we're joking around by calling him The Minus Man, but the nickname is grounded in reality. Every time Kobe is on the floor, the other team seems to go on a run.

His play is a large reason why you suck.

Definitely didn't get NBALP to watch this bull ass Lakers team - you got me there.

[Clipper Nation]

Definitely didn't get NBALP to watch this bull ass Lakers team - you got me there.

Nice , Ramiro, but we all know you just couldn't scrape two pesos together from your welfare check to pay for NBALP.

[LkrFan]

Nice , Ramiro, but we all know you just couldn't scrape two pesos together from your welfare check to pay for NBALP.

- SMH

[midnightpulp]

Definitely didn't get NBALP to watch this bull ass Lakers team - you got me there.

That's good. Would hate to see The Minus Man subtract money from your bank account.

[LkrFan]

That's good. Would hate to see The Minus Man subtract money from your bank account.

I'm stationed in North Carolina now. Two reasons why I didn't get it:

1) I'd be going to bed at 0200 hours watching my west coast Lakers. I'm too old for that .
2) The Lakers suck donkey balls this year.

[Splits]

I'm stationed in North Carolina now. Two reasons why I didn't get it:

1) I'd be going to bed at 0200 hours watching my west coast Lakers. I'm too old for that .
2) The Lakers suck donkey balls this year.

You're military? literally sucking off the government teet Julio

Funniest ever happened yesterday. I was boarding my flight to Japan and two non-educated moochers thought it'd be cute and play dress-up in their camouflage fatigues. When the lady called for the disabled and war criminals to board first, people started clapping for these two gots! out of curiosity I walked to the back of the plane from my business class seat after finishing my cognac and the war heroes were in the 2nd to last row next to the ing toilet where they belong

thank you for your service now go sit next to the toilet for 14 hours

[LkrFan]

You're military? literally sucking off the government teet Julio

Funniest ever happened yesterday. I was boarding my flight to Japan and two non-educated moochers thought it'd be cute and play dress-up in their camouflage fatigues. When the lady called for the disabled and war criminals to board first, people started clapping for these two gots! out of curiosity I walked to the back of the plane from my business class seat after finishing my cognac and the war heroes were in the 2nd to last row next to the ing toilet where they belong

thank you for your service now go sit next to the toilet for 14 hours

Been in the Navy 23 years son. Proud to serve《hand salute》

Funny story - classhle!