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    Controversy Koolaid_Man's Avatar
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    Lo que voy a decir es no.

    ¡Qué bonita es su coño. ¿Es peludo. ¿Huele bien. Espero que sí , porque quiero un sabor . Mi amigo Ashbeeigh me metió en esto .

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    Saytowns Fawtbox King lebomb's Avatar
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    Cant go wrong with Bath and Body Works Kool. Get a matching lotion and bath gel. She will be all , callin a niggra Papi and .

    She might even invite you over to bathe with her and rub lotion all over that latina ass.
    Last edited by lebomb; 12-10-2014 at 07:50 AM.

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    Controversy Koolaid_Man's Avatar
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    Cant go wrong with Bath and Body Works Kool. Get a matching lotion and bath gel. She will be all , callin a niggra Papi and .

    She might even invite you over to bathe with her and rub lotion all over that latina ass.
    thanks for the advice playa....did you marry yet?

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    Robert Horry mode ohmwrecker's Avatar
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    I agree with Lebomb. A girl who works as a janitor picking up people's and garbage all day wants to feel clean and pretty. She wants someone to see her like that and not someone who shovels garbage for a living.

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    . man Imma have to invest in Rosetta Stone software...

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    Just clean "her" with tissue afterwards, sticky keyboards are a pain.

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    Saytowns Fawtbox King lebomb's Avatar
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    thanks for the advice playa....did you marry yet?
    About to do premarital counseling. I know how to get the girl. I just want to be able to keep her. Marriage is hard man. Gotta do it right.

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    My Favorite Faded Fantasy The Gemini Method's Avatar
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    Just clean "her" with tissue afterwards, sticky keyboards are a pain.
    Sounds like you got experience, bruh. What? No time to go to Boracay and get some action?

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    TheDrewShow is salty lefty's Avatar
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    Controversy Koolaid_Man's Avatar
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    About to do premarital counseling. I know how to get the girl. I just want to be able to keep her. Marriage is hard man. Gotta do it right.
    let me give you some counsel and compare that to what the professional tells you....and always be skeptical of pastoral counseling...they be trying to bang your chic while giving you counsel.

    Kool's counsel:

    - always make enough money. A combined income of 150 should be your goal. If not then you need to at least be over 100 if you don't want to be eating Ramen noodles and living in the hood.

    - her good and often...keep licking her ass and making her tingle.

    - Stay in shape. and make sure she does too...I can tell you are wide eyed and in love make it last by both of you staying sexy by being in the gym.

    - be witty tell jokes make her laugh

    - don't sweat the small stuff....let her mouth off on occasion and just ignore her. Don't get in a back and forth over petty

    - both of cook and clean..don't expect her to cook you a meal..do that yourself. and clean up after yourself.

    - let her catch you sniffing her panties this worked with all my GF's...she'll call you nasty but she loves it...

    - take vacations...even mini weekend getaways...

    - don't tell her you love her everyday ...that is played maybe every few days.....

    - weigh carefully the decision to have kids....you won't be able to do normal if you do...and make sure you can afford it

    - get involved in Charity work....and listen to she constantly repeats about her job...show an interest even if you're ignoring her.

    - stay away from Spurs games you might end up divorced like Tammy

    - have fun and learn to say no to friends and family...even her sisters....but be nice to her sisters and try to get her on your side when it comes to disputes with her sisters....and I know your girl is fine and has fine sisters....don't be trynna her sisters....you'll be fine

    - rent a limo once a year and have the driver take her and her sisters / friends around for a night on the town...full with drinks...


    the professionals and the pastors I just saved you some money homie

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    About to do premarital counseling. I know how to get the girl. I just want to be able to keep her. Marriage is hard man. Gotta do it right.

    good luck fam

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    About to do premarital counseling. I know how to get the girl. I just want to be able to keep her. Marriage is hard man. Gotta do it right.
    There's no mystery about marriage. Pick the right girl, don't be a . It's pretty easy tbh.

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    Saytowns Fawtbox King lebomb's Avatar
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    let me give you some counsel and compare that to what the professional tells you....and always be skeptical of pastoral counseling...they be trying to bang your chic while giving you counsel.

    Kool's counsel:

    - always make enough money. A combined income of 150 should be your goal. If not then you need to at least be over 100 if you don't want to be eating Ramen noodles and living in the hood.

    - her good and often...keep licking her ass and making her tingle.

    - Stay in shape. and make sure she does too...I can tell you are wide eyed and in love make it last by both of you staying sexy by being in the gym.

    - be witty tell jokes make her laugh

    - don't sweat the small stuff....let her mouth off on occasion and just ignore her. Don't get in a back and forth over petty

    - both of cook and clean..don't expect her to cook you a meal..do that yourself. and clean up after yourself.

    - let her catch you sniffing her panties this worked with all my GF's...she'll call you nasty but she loves it...

    - take vacations...even mini weekend getaways...

    - don't tell her you love her everyday ...that is played maybe every few days.....

    - weigh carefully the decision to have kids....you won't be able to do normal if you do...and make sure you can afford it

    - get involved in Charity work....and listen to she constantly repeats about her job...show an interest even if you're ignoring her.

    - stay away from Spurs games you might end up divorced like Tammy

    - have fun and learn to say no to friends and family...even her sisters....but be nice to her sisters and try to get her on your side when it comes to disputes with her sisters....and I know your girl is fine and has fine sisters....don't be trynna her sisters....you'll be fine

    - rent a limo once a year and have the driver take her and her sisters / friends around for a night on the town...full with drinks...


    the professionals and the pastors I just saved you some money homie

    Thanks counselor Kool!!! In red a niggra already has covered. I will work on the other .

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    Saytowns Fawtbox King lebomb's Avatar
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    Thanks Trill man........ she said the other day, "Im ready to get married now"

    Thats why the counseling. She requested we do it. Like a good niggra, Im going along with it.

    SnakeBoy is right. Find the right honey and treat her good. Bam, thats really the key to it all. Well, beatin the kitty up and eatin her ass like a somalian! Helps.

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