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    Controversy Koolaid_Man's Avatar
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    Maalox would be proud.....

    So she works at my MMA gym but massages as well....so I go over tonight (strictly professional capacity) thinking I needed to relax before the Lakers / Spurs game...she's a professional so no hanky panky....and I wasn't expecting any....we talk she's had a hard day....with parents flying in and drama and ....She massaged me for 1 hr....it was nice...I contained my erection as best I could....then I told her for the 2nd hr I wanted to massage her since she was telling me about her hard day....so said that's ok but I asked a few more times and she said ok....I hop up and she heads out to change clothes. She come back with a sheet wrapped around her beautiful white naked mid - 20's looking body....She's about 35-40...I grab some body oil sitting on the side table...I wanted to her so badly tonight but I maintained control....I started with her legs I spread them apart and could see that pretty pink pussy....but I worked her legs and then worked my way up to her back....man it was sensual all the way....

    Next massaged her hands and fingers. ...and I tested the waters by kissing her hand...she giggled...and I was like ok....I gots this....next I focused on her back..laying my upper torso (chest) on her back so she could feel my nipples....lol...then I worked her scalp running my fingers through her blond hair....next I started to kiss her neck very slightly all the way down her back....she didn't make sound....so start kissing her ass and lightly touching her pussy with my hands....then I stopped and told her to turn over....

    She turned over and I removed the towel she had covering her s....I never touched her s but worked around them...I got on top of the massage table to staddle her body to body letting her feel my manhood....she was smiling and I told her not to open her eyes...then I gently kissed her lips and got off her....I lightly rubbed her pussy as her legs were twitching....finally I told her to get up and get dressed....

    as sat in the kitchen and talked...I asked her when was she gonna let me make love to her...and she smiled and said whenever you want....and I said ok...let's plan for tomorrow....so it's on fellas....I set this one up nicely....she was ready to on me tonight but I pulled back....Kool is a ing playa...

    Nice win Kobe

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    Veteran Thebesteva's Avatar
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    Did your date look something like this?


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    Club Rookie of The Year DJR210's Avatar
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    5K word essay for a fake Internet life

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    CubanSucksSuperFunTimeGo! Pauly D's Avatar
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    ^ let's just pray it's copy pasta

    Let's assume everything he says is true. Journaling about it (cause that's what this would really be) to other mostly anonymous readers cancels every bit of its coolness out. You're right back to square one, breh

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    Cuckingfunt done cucked you boy.

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    Controversy Koolaid_Man's Avatar
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    Tonights the real test fellas....i set her up to really want me....it was fun...something different than just simple ing....building anticipation.....and Besteva...her ass was white as the driven snow...lolollolol....

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    Got Woke? DMC's Avatar
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    Ced spends more time on here than on any woman he's ever known.

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    2nd Verse Same as the 1st Oh, Gee!!'s Avatar
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    Pics?

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    BOlieve manufan10's Avatar
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    Someone's been watching too much massage porn.

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    Veteran Big Empty's Avatar
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    I hope i dont get banned for posting this but koolaid man sent me pics by mistake. I apologize to the mods please dont ban me. Sorry kori

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    Veteran Thebesteva's Avatar
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    I didnt actually read what he posted. I really hope for his sake he has a decent sex life because if he doesnt, that makes him the saddest kent this side of Ferugosn

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    Kool

    Have you ever been 10 miles close to a climax? You appear in total awe of sex while everyone else just accepts it as how things are.

    You're way too immature to know what real sex is like and it's obvious.

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    Believe.
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    I didnt actually read what he posted. I really hope for his sake he has a decent sex life because if he doesnt, that makes him the saddest kent this side of Ferugosn
    Kool should know his audience by now.

    Any more than 2 sentences is TLDR material.

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    Savvy Veteran spurraider21's Avatar
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    damn, you know its bad when Avante is ethering you

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    damn, you know its bad when Avante is ethering you
    What's even worst is an Avante leg humper telling you it's bad that Avante is ethering you.

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    Watching the collapse benefactor's Avatar
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    Kool

    Have you ever been 10 miles close to a climax? You appear in total awe of sex while everyone else just accepts it as how things are.

    You're way too immature to know what real sex is like and it's obvious.
    ...damn...murked, tbh.

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    俺はまんこが大好きなんだよ baseline bum's Avatar
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    Did your date look something like this?

    Damn Ewing has not aged well.

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    Klaw apalisoc_9's Avatar
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    Avanate is one of the better posters in the club tbh.

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    Controversy Koolaid_Man's Avatar
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    We met for a couple of hrs today. She's fantastic in bed. I need to be careful though it was just good sex but she brought up her daughter one too many times for my comfort level....it sort of deflated me at the end of our discussion.....she did some real nasty to my balls....she snorted them...it was amazing...the suction from her nose on my balls.

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    Veteran Thebesteva's Avatar
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    damn, you know its bad when Avante is ethering you
    How did I ever stop loving you? Armenian pride my

    Damn Ewing has not aged well.
    Best poster on this forum imho next to ElNono. Rain or shine you always bring the goods and dont start unnecessary drama

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    We met for a couple of hrs today. She's fantastic in bed. I need to be careful though it was just good sex but she brought up her daughter one too many times for my comfort level....it sort of deflated me at the end of our discussion.....she did some real nasty to my balls....she snorted them...it was amazing...the suction from her nose on my balls.
    Kool

    I really do hope you pop your cherry in 2015, good luck. I will tell you this, you are going to be a bit disappointed, your fantasy sex life will be hard to surpass in real life.

    A little word of advice from a guy who has a real sex life......

    If you are thinking about a repeat performance, make sure afterwards that you cuddle a little giving her a chance to yak yak yak and yak....ok? She'll love you for it.
    Last edited by Avante; 12-13-2014 at 10:22 PM.

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    We met for a couple of hrs today. She's fantastic in bed. I need to be careful though it was just good sex but she brought up her daughter one too many times for my comfort level....it sort of deflated me at the end of our discussion.....she did some real nasty to my balls....she snorted them...it was amazing...the suction from her nose on my balls.
    Do you post this for yourself? Pretty sure no one reads these kind of posts.

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    Controversy Koolaid_Man's Avatar
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    I really do hope you pop your cherry in 2015, good luck. I will tell you this, you are going to be a bit disappointed, your fantasy sex life will be hard to surpass in with life.

    A little word of advice from a guy who has a real sex life......

    If you are thinking about a repeat performance, make sure afterwards that you cuddle a little giving her a chance to yak yak yak and yak....ok? She'll love you for it.
    You're almost 70 Avante....you are less....not even a blowup doll would accept your shriveled up pecker.

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    Veteran Thebesteva's Avatar
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    I really do hope you pop your cherry in 2015, good luck. I will tell you this, you are going to be a bit disappointed, your fantasy sex life will be hard to surpass in real life.

    A little word of advice from a guy who has a real sex life......

    If you are thinking about a repeat performance, make sure afterwards that you cuddle a little giving her a chance to yak yak yak and yak....ok? She'll love you for it.
    Avante taking the gloves off

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    You're almost 70 Avante....you are less....not even a blowup doll would accept your shriveled up pecker.
    When you graduate from blow up dolls we'll talk.

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