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    If the Spurs were a Vehicle


    POP with his coaching, guidance, and knowledge is the driver


    TONY as our main PG and offense facilitator is the steering wheel


    TIM is and has always been the core of the team so he is the engine


    MANU’s hustle, heart, and determination provide FUEL for the vehicle


    GREEN’s defense and 3 point shooting electrify both the offense and defense, so he is the battery


    DIAW’s smooth moves and his ability to space the floor with his shooting, vision, and passing makes him the oil


    TIAGO’s D is the light signal, signifying to other vehicles to stop before reaching the paint


    PATTY is the Spark Plug---no explanation necessary.


    COJO’s steady running of the offense provides the breaks to prevent the vehicle from crashing


    BONNER, DAYE, ANDERSON, MARCO: tires; even if they are ty tires, the vehicle still works


    And last but not least, and from this point on Spurstalk will refer to Mr. Finals MVP himself, Kawhi Leonard, as the MECHANIC. He instantly upgrades and improves our vehicle whenever it is old and breaking down. He makes all the other parts of the vehicle better. Without him, the car would simply be a distant second to all the other vehicles in the league.

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    Tony is the radio in the car, tbh..

    Sometimes it's nice to have on, when a good song comes on, but usually the songs are past their primes and annoying IMO..

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    Tony is the radio in the car, tbh..

    Sometimes it's nice to have on, when a good song comes on, but usually the songs are past their primes and annoying IMO..
    Too much time focusing and playing w the radio can cause accidents. Makes sense.

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    Tony is the radio in the car, tbh..

    Sometimes it's nice to have on, when a good song comes on, but usually the songs are past their primes and annoying IMO..

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    Tony is the radio in the car, tbh..

    Sometimes it's nice to have on, when a good song comes on, but usually the songs are past their primes and annoying IMO..

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    Tony is the radio in the car, tbh..

    Sometimes it's nice to have on, when a good song comes on, but usually the songs are past their primes and annoying IMO..
    Once it gets annoying, it's best to turn it off for an extended period of time so one can concentrate on driving.

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    Tony is the radio in the car, tbh..

    Sometimes it's nice to have on, when a good song comes on, but usually the songs are past their primes and annoying IMO..



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    OP doesn't know much about cars does he? Gay thread btw.

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    theyd be a toyota, not flashy but always consistent and gets the job done

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    ...a.k.a. mAtT!iC3 mudyez's Avatar
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    ...they would be a VW Passat. (one of the most dependable cars without any flash)

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    Evita Ginobili is the DSC Off button

    Dynamic Stability Control (DSC) helps to minimize the loss of control. According to Insurance Ins ute for Highway Safety and the U.S. National Highway Traffic Safety Administration, one-third of fatal accidents could be prevented by the use of the technology


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    So Ayres is the ing smoke coming from the exhaust?

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    ...they would be a VW Passat. (one of the most dependable cars without any flash)
    Passat is a terrible vehicle. I'd rather drive an English Leyland than that junk.

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    And if LeBron was a car brand, he would be Chrysler. Left a partnership with Mitsubishi and Mercedes to join the ing FIAT.

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    And if LeBron was a car brand, he would be Chrysler. Left a partnership with Mitsubishi and Mercedes to join the ing FIAT.
    FIAT owns Ferrari, Maserati & Alfa Romeo dude.

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    Tony is the radio in the car, tbh..

    Sometimes it's nice to have on, when a good song comes on, but usually the songs are past their primes and annoying IMO..
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    FIAT owns Ferrari, Maserati & Alfa Romeo dude.
    Volkswagen owns Bugatti, Bentley, Porsche, Lamborghini and shares some technology, platforms, etc.

    FIAT doesn't have anything in common with Ferrari and Maseratti,except having wheels.

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    Volkswagen owns Bugatti, Bentley, Porsche, Lamborghini and shares some technology, platforms, etc.

    FIAT doesn't have anything in common with Ferrari and Maseratti,except having wheels.
    haven't driven Fiats but Volksys drive great IMO.much better than more "superior" cars like Chrysler, Ford, etc.

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    Becky prefers the minivan though, 2 up front, 5 in the rear.

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    Passat is a terrible vehicle. I'd rather drive an English Leyland than that junk.
    Scanry knows cars. The Passat was one of my favorite cars to drive. However: I have owned a few VWs. The Passat, specifically, and European cars, in general, are steaming piles of crap when it comes to reliability and maintenance costs.

    Don't refer to our Spurs as Passats.

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    Scanry knows cars. The Passat was one of my favorite cars to drive. However: I have owned a few VWs. The Passat, specifically, and European cars, in general, are steaming piles of crap when it comes to reliability and maintenance costs.

    Don't refer to our Spurs as Passats.
    same goes for american cars tbh. If you want reliability you gotta go asian and these days even those suck

    if Spurs were a car they would be the Lexus LS400. Looks like a Camry but got a monster V8 under the hood, most boring car to drive but smooth as and it goes on and on and on forever. (I know, I own one.)

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    Tony is the radio in the car, tbh..

    Sometimes it's nice to have on, when a good song comes on, but usually the songs are past their primes and annoying IMO..

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    same goes for american cars tbh. If you want reliability you gotta go asian and these days even those suck

    if Spurs were a car they would be the Lexus LS400. Looks like a Camry but got a monster V8 under the hood, most boring car to drive but smooth as and it goes on and on and on forever. (I know, I own one.)
    Lexus RX owner here too... Definitely can vouch for reliability and smooth ride...

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    Lexus RX owner here too... Definitely can vouch for reliability and smooth ride...
    I heard newer lexuses suck too. what years is urs nig?

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    Lexus RX owner here too... Definitely can vouch for reliability and smooth ride...
    Manu is a Toyota, since he always turns over

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