Tony is the radio in the car, tbh..
Sometimes it's nice to have on, when a good song comes on, but usually the songs are past their primes and annoying IMO..
If the Spurs were a Vehicle
POP with his coaching, guidance, and knowledge is the driver
TONY as our main PG and offense facilitator is the steering wheel
TIM is and has always been the core of the team so he is the engine
MANU’s hustle, heart, and determination provide FUEL for the vehicle
GREEN’s defense and 3 point shooting electrify both the offense and defense, so he is the battery
DIAW’s smooth moves and his ability to space the floor with his shooting, vision, and passing makes him the oil
TIAGO’s D is the light signal, signifying to other vehicles to stop before reaching the paint
PATTY is the Spark Plug---no explanation necessary.
COJO’s steady running of the offense provides the breaks to prevent the vehicle from crashing
BONNER, DAYE, ANDERSON, MARCO: tires; even if they are ty tires, the vehicle still works
And last but not least, and from this point on Spurstalk will refer to Mr. Finals MVP himself, Kawhi Leonard, as the MECHANIC. He instantly upgrades and improves our vehicle whenever it is old and breaking down. He makes all the other parts of the vehicle better. Without him, the car would simply be a distant second to all the other vehicles in the league.
Tony is the radio in the car, tbh..
Sometimes it's nice to have on, when a good song comes on, but usually the songs are past their primes and annoying IMO..
Too much time focusing and playing w the radio can cause accidents. Makes sense.
Once it gets annoying, it's best to turn it off for an extended period of time so one can concentrate on driving.
OP doesn't know much about cars does he? Gay thread btw.
theyd be a toyota, not flashy but always consistent and gets the job done
...they would be a VW Passat. (one of the most dependable cars without any flash)
Evita Ginobili is the DSC Off button
Dynamic Stability Control (DSC) helps to minimize the loss of control. According to Insurance Ins ute for Highway Safety and the U.S. National Highway Traffic Safety Administration, one-third of fatal accidents could be prevented by the use of the technology
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So Ayres is the ing smoke coming from the exhaust?
Passat is a terrible vehicle. I'd rather drive an English Leyland than that junk.
And if LeBron was a car brand, he would be Chrysler. Left a partnership with Mitsubishi and Mercedes to join the ing FIAT.
FIAT owns Ferrari, Maserati & Alfa Romeo dude.
Volkswagen owns Bugatti, Bentley, Porsche, Lamborghini and shares some technology, platforms, etc.
FIAT doesn't have anything in common with Ferrari and Maseratti,except having wheels.
haven't driven Fiats but Volksys drive great IMO.much better than more "superior" cars like Chrysler, Ford, etc.
Becky prefers the minivan though, 2 up front, 5 in the rear.
Scanry knows cars. The Passat was one of my favorite cars to drive. However: I have owned a few VWs. The Passat, specifically, and European cars, in general, are steaming piles of crap when it comes to reliability and maintenance costs.
Don't refer to our Spurs as Passats.
same goes for american cars tbh. If you want reliability you gotta go asian and these days even those suck
if Spurs were a car they would be the Lexus LS400. Looks like a Camry but got a monster V8 under the hood, most boring car to drive but smooth as and it goes on and on and on forever. (I know, I own one.)![]()
Lexus RX owner here too... Definitely can vouch for reliability and smooth ride...
I heard newer lexuses suck too. what years is urs nig?
Manu is a Toyota, since he always turns over![]()
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