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I bet you only heard that in ing Hitch on TBS the other daywatching ty Will Smith and Kevin James romantic comedies
This is what I usually say and the panties are mine........but I'm saying it in the context of dinner, laughs, and a toast....the white girls eat this up.
Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink....But if you must lie.....lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal.....steal away from bad company..... If you must cheat...cheat death. And if you must drink.......drink in the moments that take your breath away”.......
I bet you only heard that in ing Hitch on TBS the other day
I bet you only heard that in ing Hitch on TBS the other dayI have no idea what you're talking about
I use this one all the time when doing my weekly Def Poetry Jam sessions. Get's the ladies squawking like a pack of aborigines and their mouth watering for a banana every time. One time I had a 3ft long weave and some big and tall undies thrown at me, I expected better.
"You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching, Love like you'll never be hurt, Sing like there's nobody listening, And live like it's heaven on earth..."
I hope you were watching that with a chick and only doing so because of eva mendez and not because you thought a Kevin James/Will Smith duo would be too good to pass up
"Shoot a mother er in a minute, I find a good piece o' pussy, I go up in it, So if you're at a show in the front row, I'm a call you a or dirty-ass ho, You'll probably get mad like a is supposed to,But that shows me, , you're composed to"
I confirm, Kool's works tbh
I actually got one line from the Fresh Prince of Bellaire that I still use from time...
"Dam girl your body's name must be Visa because it's everywhere I want to be."
That actually works.....yes Leets Will Smith is a genuis......
I've learned a lot from Will over the years...for example..
"Hey baby, I noticed you noticing me ..."
Pick up lines 1
This is how you screw it up for another guy... works like a charm tbh...
Pick up lines 2
all those lines, all that money, all that fame
and he ended up with an ugly version of Don Cheadle
did you show them all of your ing hilarious posts on the club? did you tell them you are here like 10 hours every day? because i bet that would make any woman's gash soak.
Lets not overreact gay blade.....I'm mobile....fkexible....always on the run with my ipad.
Not that she's ugly now becuz you obviously have poor taste in women because she's aged gracefully....but rather judge her based on what she looked like when he married her..when she was young....she was the hottest lil thing in Holloywood hands down..all those lines, all that money, all that fame
and he ended up with an ugly version of Don Cheadle
This clip is proof....
I bet you only heard that in ing Hitch on TBS the other day
GOAT sitcom
all those lines, all that money, all that fame
and he ended up with an ugly version of Don Cheadle
She has not aged gracefully. And she's never been near the "hottest lil thing in Hollywood". Not even in the top 10 hot black actresses. At ANY point in her career.
All I ever had to say was....
"wanna dance"
Then keep your mouth shut, smile and buy drinks.
Pretty much...
her...love the way you move, what's your name?
me...Avante, what's yours?
her...Candy, wanna join me?
me...sure.
Bingo~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
It's not what you say, it's all about how well you listen.
I feel bad for the betas who are subscribed to her account
I'm confused. Do you go out and dance by yourself first and then wait for the lady to come over? If so, what's your go to solo dance?
Me? I'll usually just stand on the perimeter with a beer and do some subtle movements that let them know..."hey, I can dance...I'm just choosing not to right now." If I'm not holding a beer, I might do some pop and lock while looking disinterested.
But like you said, it's all about listening.
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