***** The Official 2014 Avante Football Thread *****

[Avante]

Never been more wrong about a game in my life. If we were going to see a blowout in this round it was Broncos beating up Colts. Then Peyton Manning got really old real quick. That's it for him, he's done. If the Broncos let him stay as the starting QB they are stupid. I did nail Luck throwing another INT, actually two, that's what seperates him from Wilson, his decision making.

So 64-49 plus $1470.

So here's the plan, I'm going to pocket a grand, take the 6.5 and put $ 440 on the Buckeyes tonight. Urban Myers has never failed to win the $$$$ as a dog. If he loses tonight my betting season is over. Will end up 64-50 plus $1030 (here). If I win...65-49 $1870 and moving on, with 330 to play, will now pocket $1540.

Meyers is used to the big stage/game that can't be said about Helfrich.

Anyone still think the NFL wants the Cowboys there?

The Colts stand no chance vs the Pats in the cold of Foxboro in Jan.

That Seattle defense at home vs a QB who is limited, now add the Russell Wilson factor.

Like I said long ago....Seahawks vs Pats....will be our Superbowl.


I'll be in a ty situation tonight, one I don't like. I want the Ducks to win but the Buckeyes to stay close, yep....sucks! I just can't ignore the Urban Myers factor there.

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I 'm having fun with this Russell Wilson thing. Watching a lot of you all thinking....damn, this guy is great....but ya just can't admit it because you've already....just a monkeyballer....a game manager.......so you'd look stupid now.

I'll just say it......here we have the smart black QB, he has that running ability unique to black QB's and is intelligent unlike most black QB's. That's why he's special, a unigue combo.

We saw Andrew Luck yesterday throwing two more INT's and if Tom Brady is on the Broncos they are losing that game. When was the last time we saw RW throw an INT in a big game?

RW's combo of....passing/decision making/running....unmatched in todays game.

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There was a time early on where both the Pats and Seahawks were 2-2 and 3-3 and it was....what's wrong with Brady, too much turmoil in Seattle...hahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Green Bay was 2-2, and the Colts were 0-2.

Hopefully you learned something about the pro game, it's all about vs your division, not winning every game, that's the NCAA.

Those four teams in the second half of the season....

Pats...6-2 with that week 17 game meaning 0.
Seattle...7-1
Packers...7-1
Indy...6-2

[pgardn]

Other than the Niners who I would have jumped off because of the Aldon Smith situation, that system currenty sits at 36-26-2. That's a nice little profit.

And if you knew anything at all about NFL wagering you'd be very aware of how history plays a huge part in it. Only fools and rookies ignore history.

I'm at over $2000 to the good ($1580 here) betting angles/trends/history. Looking for "spots" that favor a side. Up above I played an under with a 10-0 trend attached to it, now it's 11-0.

What happens is fools like yourself simply can't figure out what beating the NFL point spread is really all about. They just don't get it.

I started off in the hole 330, so why was I never worried and kept..."calm down it gets easier"..it was because I know what I'm doing and always end up winning $$$$$...always.

Most guys don't have a clue what to look for, they don't understand how these teams do in whatever role they are in that week. Most wouldn't even get....role.

Since week one...64-45...that is what I usually hit, around 55-60% 66-48 on the internet and if not for bogus weather reports...68-48. That rivals anyone out there.

As we saw it's not as entertaining/fun when I'm winning, but it was funny watching..."YOU SUCK!"...to...crickets (damn he's legit)....hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

I really don't like doing all the work and then handing out free $$$$$, that's why I was reluctant to give out legit $$$$ making plays. But......I finally decided to shut up the dumb kids here and as we saw....I did.


As far as evolution goes, there are still too many..."could have"..."maybe"...."good chance"..."not certain but"...involved with it.

But not with betting, you are sure to make a profit.
You are not only a liar, but an idiot.
If you really even make these bets, you and I know you are in the hole lifetime.
You know I'm correct, but would never admit to the truth.

[Avante]

But not with betting, you are sure to make a profit.
You are not only a liar, but an idiot.

How many totally stupid posts can you make? Dude, do you work at being dumb or is he heredity?

[pgardn]

How many totally stupid posts can you make? Dude, do you work at being dumb or is he heredity?

Its you.
Its so easy.

Keep going on about heredity Dr. Biology.
?ya see, everything, every species on Earth is miraculously created, populations of living things can't change over time. Ya see all those dog breeds, God made em all. Ya might think it was selective breeding but nope, that chihuahua and Newfoundland that showed up on my doorstep, God made those for me. Ya just can't change living populations over time.

idiot...

[Avante]

Its you.
Its so easy.

Keep going on about heredity Dr. Biology.
?ya see, everything, every species on Earth is miraculously created, populations of living things can't change over time. Ya see all those dog breeds, God made em all. Ya might think it was selective breeding but nope, that chihuahua and Newfoundland that showed up on my doorstep, God made those for me. Ya just can't change living populations over time.

idiot...

A ing re on a messagaboard, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!! A ing freak as we can see.

[pgardn]

A ing re on a messagaboard, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!! A ing freak as we can see.

You have no idea what you should have just learned.
The simplest of examples are just line drives right at your face.

I need you also to slam a pie in your face.

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You have no idea what you should have just learned.
The simplest of examples are just line drives right at your face.

I need you also to slam a pie in your face.

Slam a pie in my face........did you really say that, hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A ing re ed got and the internet, hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pgardn]

Slam a pie in my face........did you really say that, hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A ing re ed got and the internet, hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No.

I typed it ya Fckn moron.

Fat old going after young Vietnamese boys.
Have you gone to church for those acts? How many Our Fathers did that require Ya old perv?

[Avante]

No.

I typed it ya Fckn moron.

Fat old going after young Vietnamese boys.
Have you gone to church for those acts? How many Our Fathers did that require Ya old perv?

I'll go slow.....

I was in the Navy, not the Army/Marines...ok stupid. We didn't pull R&R in Viet Nam ya dumb ....ok? So here you are talking out your ass as you always do totally clueless. And....just because you suck that doesn't mean I do, ok ya ing ?

Is this one dumb or what?

[Avante]

We did see a first in the history of pro football yesterday, a Cam throwing to a Cam for a TD.

While here....

These are the teams with decades of great QB play.

Niners...Y.A. tle, John Brodie, Joe Montana, Steve Young
Packers....Bart Starr, Brett Favre, Aaron Rodgers
Cowboys...Don Meredith, Roger Staubach, Troy Aikman, Tony Romo
Colts...Johnny Unitas, Peyton Manning, Andrew Luck

There is a real good chance (Vegas has them favored) Russell Wilson will win another SB, will that finally wake some of the dummies here up?

[pgardn]

I'll go slow.....

I was in the Navy, not the Army/Marines...ok stupid. We didn't pull R&R in Viet Nam ya dumb ....ok? So here you are talking out your ass as you always do totally clueless. And....just because you suck that doesn't mean I do, ok ya ing ?

Is this one dumb or what?

Oh, wrong country, I Never mentioned what service, but still acts with children.
Going slow won't change how slow you went down on young Asian kids.
Do you have a habit of typing yourself questions because of guilt?

[Avante]

Oh, wrong country, I Never mentioned what service, but still acts with children.
Going slow won't change how slow you went down on young Asian kids.
Do you have a habit of typing yourself questions because of guilt?

Do you honestly believe those bars allowed underage hookers in them? You really are a total idiot aren't you? Go ahead ya ing moron check on the laws and that work permit they all had to have.

Damn you're dumb.

You are confusing this sex slavery thing to the houses...ok dummy? There were places that were off limits.

Is this one re ed or what?

[pgardn]

Do you honestly believe those bars allowed underage hookers in them? You really are a total idiot aren't you? Go ahead ya ing moron check on the laws and that work permit they all had to have.

Damn you're dumb.

You are confusing this sex slavery thing to the houses...ok dummy? There were places that were off limits.

Is this one re ed or what?

Just reading your history old perv.
Again you typed yourself a question.
Maybe you should try answering yourself and then go to confession.

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Why totally ignore what I said got? It was illegal for anyone to be in those bars under 18....ok? And....all those girls had to have work permits. Damn you're dumb.

It isn't real obvious I'm talking to anyone reading this with....

The classic case of stupidity in hiding with this re .

[pgardn]

Why totally ignore what I said got? It was illegal for anyone to be in those bars under 18....ok? And....all those girls had to have work permits. Damn you're dumb.

It isn't real obvious I'm talking to anyone reading this with....

The classic case of stupidity in hiding with this re .

Oh that's not what is implied.
And I just can't bring myself to believe an idiot who has read nothing about so many things like evolution, and then out right refutes it.
Get it old perv? you made your bed with ignorance before, now sleep in it.
And then go to confession.

[Avante]

Oh that's not what is implied.
And I just can't bring myself to believe an idiot who has read nothing about so many things like evolution, and then out right refutes it.
Get it old perv? you made your bed with ignorance before, now sleep in it.
And then go to confession.

Little man, I once posted a few pictures of my Fortress of Solitude at The Club, I showed off my 10,000 book library, my 6000 CD/tapes library and my 20,000 football cards. Read a book a week and have been doing that for over 50 years.

Anything you read about evolution will come with..."we suspect"..."we are led to believe"..."it appears there is a good chance".....and you know this, so shut the up.

[Avante]

The first thing I look at when trying to handicap these games is this...(after week 8 that is)


http://www.vegasinsider.com/nfl/against-the-spread/


I look at who is playing what role that week, this week The Pats/Seahawks are home favs, the Packers/Colts are road dogs. As we can see in both games there is no real advantage there for anyone, so that.

So what needs to be looked at next?

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After watching the impact Edelman and Amendola make on the Pats, I started thinking about other white receiving duos. Won't go way back in the day before we had black players.

Those 60's Packers had Boyd Dowler, a college hurdler, Carroll Dale and Max McGee.

Around that time the St. Louis Cardinals had Bobby Joe Conrad and 9.7 sprinter Sonny Randle.

When Mike Ditka was with the Bears he was a pass catcher, on the other side was speedy Johnny Morris who is still the all time leading receiver for the Bears.

When the great Ray Berry was starring for the Colts, there was Jimmy Orr on the other side.

That Jets team that won the SB had future HOFer Don Maynard and George Sauer.

When the Chargers weren't throwing to the amazing Lance Alworth, they were throwing to Gary Garrison.

So who am I forgetting?

[Avante]

We will probably have two Big10 QB's in the SB. So that would give the Big10 both Champions, the NCAA/NFL. Both beating Pac12 QB's, just like Ohio State had to do.

Hmmmm?

[Avante]

California and the NFL playoffs.

Tom Brady is from here
Aaron Rodgers and Marshawn Lynch ...Cal
Andrew Luck...Stanford
Clay Matthews...USC

[Avante]

Remember when....

Eddie Lacy was a fat slob?

Tom Brady was washed up?

The Seahawks were in trouble?

RGIII was better than Russell Wilson?

The Ravens can beat the Pats in a playoff game in 2014?

Cam Newton was compared to the elite QB's?

Hahahaha!!!!!!!!!

[Avante]

Will we see another season where black QB's win both the NCAA/NFL les?

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Ok...

Will pocket $1540, and play $330 on the Pats - 6.5. The Pats as a single digit fav...17-4 in the last 21. The Pats have owned Andrew Luck, why should that change? I have the better QB at home "again" vs the inferior QB on the road "again". Nice "spot" to be in.

If I hit will play 660 on the Seahawks in the SB, if I don't my season is over 65-50 plus $1540 (here)

I don't like 7.5, never have. The Seahawks having to win by two scores, don't like it. Will pass. I can see the classic...

Seahawks 21-7 with a couple minutes to play, then...21-14, yep...a loser.

I will be ignoring this strong trend.....Seattle 20-4 ATS....in that second home game. Yep, Aaron Rodgers even gimply gets my respect.