My conversation with Avante about the NFL's Fastest Man

[cantthinkofanything]

Originally Posted by Avante
Then you'd be wrong as you usually are. Most people can't run a 100m. Obviously I'm talking about being about to sustain/maintain a large % of max velocity which is 100m sprinting. That being what seperates world class sprinters from everyone else.

Please don't play.....he could run that far...ok? I couldn't really run a 100m today, at around 60 I'm done.


Originally Posted by cantthinkofanything

I doubt you can run much farther than from the computer to the toilet. But I do think you probably have a fast time in that distance.


Originally Posted by Avante Why the constant need to act 13?

Originally Posted by cantthinkofanything
I bet if I acted 13 and Filipino, you'd have a different at ude.

Originally Posted by Avante
Still stupid about that...also...wow~~~~~~~




Originally Posted by cantthinkofanything
It took you about 30 minutes longer than normal to reply.

15 minutes to chop up and snort Viagra
10 minutes to conjur up image of 13 year old Filipino and get erection
5 minutes to clean up mess in your pants because you forgot to pull them down before you ed


Originally Posted by Avante
How about I got a phone call from a guy owing me $$$$? He made the mistake of betting against me.

Originally Posted by cantthinkofanything
well...how about it then!?!!?! step to me son...step to me and taste this knuckle sandwich...
oh...does that make your thirsty?!??! here...have a Hawaiian...PUUUUUNNNNCHCHCCHH.
what's that behind you? stand still, and I'll double eagle kick your head around so you can look...
oh...it was just my right hand coming around to say "hi...POWWWW!"
so how about that phone call then?
scared much?

Originally Posted by Avante

How many more years before you outgrow puberty?


Originally Posted by cantthinkofanything
I bet you say that to all the girls.

[Avante]

If this forum went...BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!...tomorrow, 20 years from now everyone here would have forgotten everything about this but.....me......hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This little would see a fast black guy on tv and think..."I miss Avante"

Love it, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Only I can do this.

NFL Fastest Man (if an NFL team paid them $$$$ they qualify)

*** Olympian

lane

1.Jeff Demps...10.01 Florida/pick one***
2.Ron Brown...10.06 ASU/Rams, Raiders***
3.Sam Graddy...10.09 Tennessee/Broncos, Raiders***
4.Bob Hayes...10.06 Florida A&M/Cowboys***
5.Jimmy Hines...9.95A Texas Southern/Dolphins***
6.Trindon Holliday...10.00 LSU/pick one
7.Wille McGee...9.1 Alcorn/Chargers
8.Jacoby Ford...10.01 Clemson/Raiders

"B"

lane

1.Darrel Green...Texas A&I/Redskins
2.Cliff Branch....9.2 Colorado/Raiders
3.Mel Gray...Missouri/Cards
4.Alvis Whitted...NCSt/Raiders
5.Frank Budd...9.2 Villanova/Eagles***
6.Ray Norton...9.3 San Jose St/Niners***
7.Tommie Smith...9.3 San Jose St/Bengals***
8.Henry Carr...9.3 Arizona St/Giants***

"C'

lane

1.Isacc Curtis...9.3 Cal/SDS/Bengals
2.James Jett...10.16 WV Raiders***
3.James Trapp...10.14 Clemson/Raiders
4.John Roderick...9.3 SMU/Dolphins...a white guy!!!!!!
5.Johnny Jones...10.26 Texas/Jets ***
6.Willie Gault...10.11 Tennessee/Bears, Raiders***
7.Michael Bates...10.10 Arizona/Seahawks***
8.Curtis ey...10.10 Texas A&M/Colts

"D"

lane

1.Stone Johnson ...9.3 Grambling/Chiefs
2.Sammie Parker...10.17 Oregon/Chiefs
3.Homer Jones...9.3 Texas Southern/Giants
4.Jamaal Charles...10.18 Texas/Chiefs
5.Michael Bennett...10.18 Wisconsin/pick one
6.Larry Burton...9.3 Purdue/Saints***
7.Hercshel Walker..10.23 Georgia/pick one
8.Gerald Tinker...9.3 Kent St/Falcons***

[ChumpDumper]

Trolled into making another list.

It's way too easy tbh.

[Avante]

This really is too easy, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

How about...

"D"

lane

1.Eugene White...9.4 Florida A&M/Raiders
2.Buddy Young...9.5 Illinois/Colts
3.Joe Delaney...9.4 NWLa/Chiefs
4.Ken Burrough...9.4 Texas Southern/Oilers
5.Deion Sanders...10.26 FSU/pick one
6.Mike Miller...10.10A Tennessee/Packers
7.Travis Williams...9.3 Arizona State/Packers
8.JD Hill...9.3 Arizona State/Bills

[Koolaid_Man]

Both of yall are some gots...chatting each other up in PM over how fast s can run when you should be hawking some snatch.... ing losers

[Infinite_limit]

This horse > all those monkeys you listed

[Avante]

Both of yall are some gots...chatting each other up in PM over how fast s can run when you should be hawking some snatch.... ing losers

Only those not getting any ..CONSTANTLY...talk about snatch. You're way too immature for any full grown woman to be interested in. They want a man not a little boy like you obviously are.

[Avante]

This horse > all those monkeys you listed

You actually see blacks as being monkeys, you really are ed up ain't ya little man?

Just think there are black...high school...kis who can outrun the fastest Asian/white in the world.

[dirk4mvp]

Just think there are black...high school...kis who can outrun the fastest Asian/white in the world.

That's a really useful life tool since they'll spend a large amount of time running from cops.

[Avante]

That's a really useful life tool since they'll spend a large amount of time running from cops.

Obviously you don't have a clue what's being talked about here. Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooo many young blacks only in college because of that 4.4 speed.

You can't be this ing stupid.

Read the Terell Owens story, his story is the classic.....no father in the home, if not for his athletic ability he's on the streets.

ing rookies, sheesh~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[dirk4mvp]

I'm fat and stupid.

[Avante]

So ya realized just how ing dumb that was. Wise up idiot, ok?

[Infinite_limit]

Obviously you don't have a clue what's being talked about here. Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooo many young blacks only in college because of that 4.4 speed.

You can't be this ing stupid.

Read the Terell Owens story, his story is the classic.....no father in the home, if not for his athletic ability he's on the streets.

ing rookies, sheesh~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Isn't Owens bankrupt at the age of 40 anyway?

[Avante]

Isn't Owens bankrupt at the age of 40 anyway?

Let's take the black athlete out of football, we'd be left with a bunch of white cats who couldn't break a 4.55 40....BORING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Imagine this SB without the black athletes......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

So who was the last great white Seahawk/Pats running backs?

[Infinite_limit]

Let's take the black athlete out of football, we'd be left with a bunch of white cats who couldn't break a 4.55 40....BORING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Imaginer this SB without the black athletes......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Less penalties, less dumbass turnovers like dropping the ball before the goal line and less time wasting dancing after each single play = less stoppage time and commercials. I like it

[Avante]

Less penalties, less dumbass turnovers like dropping the ball before the goal line and less time wasting dancing after each single play = less stoppage time and commercials. I like it

And no more...

[Infinite_limit]

And no more...

[Avante]

You are kidding right?

How about....

Bobby Mitc
Gale Sayers
Dante Hall
Joe Washington
Brian Mitc
Ron Brown
Mel Gray
Timmy Brown
Travis Williams
Rick Upchurch
Nolan Smith
Josh Cribbs
Cecil Turner
Clarence Childs
Abe Woodson
Alvin Hayman

all great black kick returners, go ahead match that with great white ones.

Love to Dwight try this...




Want more?

[Infinite_limit]

You are kidding right?

How about....

Bobby Mitc
Gale Sayers
Dante Hall
Joe Washington
Brian Mitc
Ron Brown
Mel Gray
Timmy Brown
Travis Williams
Rick Upchurch
Nolan Smith
Josh Cribbs
Cecil Turner
Clarence Childs
Abe Woodson
Alvin Hayman

all great black kick returners, go ahead match that with great white ones.

Love to Dwight try this...




Want more?

[Avante]

Little man, this is a black thing...ok?



Notice how I can make lists full of great black runners, while you....two...hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dude, in the history of the game we have seen....

Red Grange
Hugh "The King" McElhenny
"Jaguar" Jon Arnet
ie Post

...when it came to great white backs with speed, quicks and elusiveness. While that list of black backs with those abilities is 10 miles long.

[Aztecfan03]

You are kidding right?

How about....

Bobby Mitc
Gale Sayers
Dante Hall
Joe Washington
Brian Mitc
Ron Brown
Mel Gray
Timmy Brown
Travis Williams
Rick Upchurch
Nolan Smith
Josh Cribbs
Cecil Turner
Clarence Childs
Abe Woodson
Alvin Hayman

all great black kick returners, go ahead match that with great white ones.

Love to Dwight try this...




Want more?

keep moving those goalposts.

[Avante]

keep moving those goalposts.

Who is moving goal posts? It isn't real real REAL obvious that the fastest/quickest/elusive players in any football game are the black players? Isn't that what I'm saying? I'm simply dealing in facts.

Give me any white back on a par with....

Adrian Peterson
Jamaal Charles
DeMarco Murray
Leseun McCoy
Barry Sanders
Eric erson
O.J.Simpson
Jim Brown
Marcus Allen
Emmitt Smith
Marshall Faulk
Ladainian Tomlinson
Curtis Martin
Jerome Bettis
Earl Campbell
Tony Dorsett

well?

How about....

Bo Jackson
Herschel Walker
Fred Taylor
Edgerrin James
Steven Jackson
Frank Gore
Wilbert Montgomery
Leroy Kelly

Want more?

We'll be seeing Marshawn Lynch and Lagarrette Blount in the SB, what current white backs resembles those two?

[Infinite_limit]

Who is moving goal posts? It isn't real real REAL obvious that the fastest/quickest/elusive players in any football game are the black players? Isn't that what I'm saying? I'm simply dealing in facts.

Give me any white back on a par with....

Adrian Peterson
Jamaal Charles
DeMarco Murray
Leseun McCoy
Barry Sanders
Eric erson
O.J.Simpson
Jim Brown
Marcus Allen
Emmitt Smith
Marshall Faulk
Ladainian Tomlinson
Curtis Martin
Jerome Bettis
Earl Campbell
Tony Dorsett

well?

How about....

Bo Jackson
Herschel Walker
Fred Taylor
Edgerrin James
Steven Jackson
Frank Gore
Wilbert Montgomery
Leroy Kelly

Want more?

We'll be seeing Marshawn Lynch and Lagarrette Blount in the SB, what current white backs resembles those two?

JJ Watt is more athletic than everyone you listed

[Avante]

JJ Watt is more athletic than everyone you listed

Bo Jackson was a decathlete, he'd totally destroy JJ Watt.

Notice how I always give out these long lists while you can only.....give me a name.

I noticed you totally ignored the question there, give me the name of a white running back on that level...well? Here's where you....John Riggins? Hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dude, you really don't get this at all do ya? It's that....SIZE with SPEED...combo totally unique to those with roots to western Africa, ok rookie?

[chunticakes]

The galloping ghost.

You can always tell the rookies.