Torchys Tacos

[The Gemini Method]

Employees at fast food joints and coffee shops can barely get regular menu orders right. You really want to throw secret menu at them?

Well, you can make that argument for In-N-Out that has a not-so secret menu. That you can look up online and figure out what you'd like to try. Sbux is more like a secret menu that has no substantial background. It's made up by each store and is really just a way to get to use items they might've surplus of...So its more ethereal and made up by the coked out 5am baristas

[cantthinkofanything]

Employees at fast food joints and coffee shops can barely get regular menu orders right. You really want to throw secret menu at them?

no...I don't.

My wife on the other hand...

we'll be going through Taco Bell or some other hole and she'll order all kinds of changes to .

"Bean and cheese burrito, add lettuce and sour cream."
"Ok. a burrito supreme."
"nooooooo (in a y tone), that's different. I want a bean and cheese burrito, add etc."
She does this for a couple items.
"Beefy Gordita. No meat. Extra sour cream. Extra lettuce.."

So...

1) anything that anyone else orders is going to be collateral damage and be completely ed up
2) I don't want to know what happens to my food before I eat it

[The Gemini Method]

Del Taco has that thing where they put their special sauce and fries in anything you order...yes, anything...

[CosmicCowboy]

no...I don't.

My wife on the other hand...

we'll be going through Taco Bell or some other hole and she'll order all kinds of changes to .

"Bean and cheese burrito, add lettuce and sour cream."
"Ok. a burrito supreme."
"nooooooo (in a y tone), that's different. I want a bean and cheese burrito, add etc."
She does this for a couple items.
"Beefy Gordita. No meat. Extra sour cream. Extra lettuce.."

So...

1) anything that anyone else orders is going to be collateral damage and be completely ed up
2) I don't want to know what happens to my food before I eat it

LOL my daughter does this.

Drives me nuts.

[cantthinkofanything]

LOL my daughter does this.

Drives me nuts.

It just seems logical to not want to upset the last people to touch your food before you eat it.
I don't know how many times, I just say, "nothing for me. I'll eat at home."

She's like, "oh...they don't do that to food."

[The Gemini Method]

Go Bold is the Del Taco secret altering of their MexiMuricano food items menu...

[cantthinkofanything]

Go Bold is the Del Taco secret altering of their MexiMuricano food items menu...

God. I am so ing sick of catch phrases. After a full day of people winking and saying "hey m'man...go bold on that", I would probably wipe my ass on the next tortilla.

[The Gemini Method]

God. I am so ing sick of catch phrases. After a full day of people winking and saying "hey m'man...go bold on that", I would probably wipe my ass on the next tortilla.

Chances are you'd probably have to speak in Espanol then it will go down as you've prescribed...

[SupremeGuy]

As opposed to lazy brown? Is that what you are going for?

Try-too-hard-to-be-cool whites, tbh. lol

bigot

[FuzzyLumpkins]

Try-too-hard-to-be-cool whites, tbh. lol

bigot

Now you're deflecting. You are championing being lazy because applying effort is to be avoided according to your ideal. That makes you a lazy pos in fact. You keep guessing my ethnicity.

[Spur|n|Austin]

I'm an Austinite, man. There are much better taco places here. Torchy's is our version of In-and-Out.

Agreed on there being better tacos for sure but Torchy's is still good imo.

Austinite as well, Seton hospital circa '84! It's rare seeing other originals. What HS did you go to?

[SupremeGuy]

Now you're deflecting. You are championing being lazy because applying effort is to be avoided according to your ideal. That makes you a lazy pos in fact. You keep guessing my ethnicity.

Seems a try-too-hard fuzzy has done shown me up. Bravo.

[DarrinS]

I see that Fuzzy is a , even in laid back food threads. At least he's consistent.

[FuzzyLumpkins]

Seems a try-too-hard fuzzy has done shown me up. Bravo.

It doesn't take effort to realize the opposite of try hard is don't try. It takes an equal amount of effort to realize that not trying is lazy and cowardly. That you think that any of that takes effort is just sad.

[FuzzyLumpkins]

race baiting is great but fuzzy is mean when we do stupid .