BREAKING: Patriots Found Guilty For Deflating Balls

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Patriots fans are the ones who need to pick a lane, tbh. When the story first broke, everything the media said was a lie according to Pats fans, but now that there's a few stories that take the Pats' side, suddenly you're all slurping the media up like it's the gospel truth

What did I say was a lie? Please use specific examples, don't be vague.

Not sure why Patsfan is so worried, BTW. I heard they haven't even interviewed Brady or Belichick yet, so this "investigation" is a joke. When Struggle threw that pick, Deflategate being swept under the rug for good was pretty much confirmed, tbh.

preemptively coming up with an explanation for when the NFL finds nothing

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Goodell will probably announce a light slap on the wrist punishment on some random Friday in the spring, and meanwhile, the Browns and Falcons will actually be punished for their scandals. The NFL is about as consistent as the NCAA

$100 says the NFL doesn't punish New England at all and concludes that New England did nothing outside of the rules. Idk if they even post anymore but Kori or timvp can hold the money in escrow until the NFL announces its findings.

Deal?

[Thread]

^DUNCAN, gettin' those checks every two weeks. Open that envelope & it's nice, eh? Here is a form for ya as you take $ in. Never forget it:::FDICperiod

[LnGrrrR]

Yeah, it's all a vast conspiracy by the Colts and Ravens. It couldn't possibly be that the team known most for pushing the limits of the rulebook deflated the footballs, which literally takes only 40 seconds. And if they weren't all 2 PSI below, it probably took even less time.

Obviously we can see how much that one inflated ball helped Brady, since he threw an interception with it.

[sook]

es

https://twitter.com/richeisen/status/561925946970615809

[sook]

*crickets* from the usual heads obviously.

[spurraider21]

crickets from you posting an article from 2 weeks ago

[lefty]

Now I'm a Jaguars fan. Skin don't lie.

[Fabbs]

I'm sure the NFL will make an honest, thorough investigashun.
Kori and LJ will take a break from their own troll making and eskrow 100 dolleresses.

[spurraider21]

[monosylab1k]

Apparently it was a non-kicking ball tossed to the ref in a kicking situation.

-Ball boy tosses ref ball
-Ref says "Hey, this is the wrong ball"
-Ref gets right ball into game

Isn't the whole point of marking balls for this exact scenario? How the is this a story?

[SupremeGuy]

I'm shocked. I'm sure the NFL will definitely seek to punish the cheatriots.

[Raven]

this story is becoming increasingly funny tbh

[lefty]

They are jealous

[unleashbaynes]

this is more done than Matt Dodge after The Punt

[monosylab1k]

From Adam Schefter -

"Several NFL officials are in charge of handling balls on game day, and one of those officials is in charge of removing specific kicking-game balls that are targeted for charity.

"According to my source, that official is alleged to have been selling for profit the balls targeted for charity. When he removed a ball during the AFC le game, it was noticed that a ball was missing, and he tried to replace it with a ball that he handed to McNally to pass along to game officials in the first half.

"That NFL official has since been fired for trying to sell balls on his own, according to my source.

"Additionally, another NFL official, also noticing a missing ball, gave another ball to an equipment manager in the second half to pass along to game officials.

"My source tells me that all of this is confirmed on video and everything is in the hands of the Wells investigation."

Schefter completely ting all over his own network's ty reporting.

[monosylab1k]

the NFL covering up their employees stealing footballs by launching a huge investigation on the Patriots.

[spurraider21]

That's it. Strip the Superbowl win

[sook]

[monosylab1k]

That's it. Strip the Superbowl win

For what?

[spurraider21]

For what?

For their fans missing blatant sarcasm

[monosylab1k]

For their fans missing blatant sarcasm

Oh, it was a ty joke.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

I'm still laughing at the prematurely ejaculating thread le

[spurraider21]

Oh, it was a ty joke.

I would find jokes ty too if they completely went over my head.

[HI-FI]

Tosh lets loose with some truth bombs on this one.