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or any woman for that matter... they'd lose her because ya can't bust back2back nuts.
You see... me on the other hand... I got crazy stamina. Boom boom boom... straight up in yo ass. It takes a strong man to defend his . It takes a much stronger man to defend it twice. Your first round exit will like a woman kicking you out of bed after you premature ejaculation.
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or any woman for that matter... they'd lose her because ya can't bust back2back nuts.
You see... me on the other hand... I got crazy stamina. Boom boom boom... straight up in yo ass. It takes a strong man to defend his . It takes a much stronger man to defend it twice. Your first round exit will like a woman kicking you out of bed after you premature ejaculation.
Something been wrong with me lately...I've only been able to get one good solid nut...and I'm tired...that second nut takes too long to come....but it's been up and down...I can still get it if the girl is really getting me off....maybe I need more caffeine..this is scaring me bro....
Sup luva...how was the movie?
It's pretty amazing that Luva can bring down a site singlehandedly. Props.
My man how you been....How are my sons doing? and the senorita is she still pretty? have you been scoping out any new Cantinas lately for your next victim....
lol sup Luva? Kids are fine, oldest has more legos than he knows what to do with, and the wifey is still hot as . Buys a lot of leggings and v-neck shirts now, I'm a big fan. Over here in the sand defending your freedoms, having fun in paradise. How you been?My man how you been....How are my sons doing? and the senorita is she still pretty? have you been scoping out any new Cantinas lately for your next victim....
Ahh the wifey...yes remember her well ;-) leggings and v-necks please do share again you're not the only fan
I salute you for your fine service...you're a fine gentleman....and I've been miserable...Kobe is down...the Lakers are down...it's just been a storm the last few years...on top of that I've been getting constantly rejected online by these re ed ass es who don't know what they're missing...at any rate the lone good spot is that Tammy is divorced and he's gay so that made it all better
stay safe over there my friend..good luck
Its the porn... too much.Something been wrong with me lately...I've only been able to get one good solid nut...and I'm tired...that second nut takes too long to come....but it's been up and down...I can still get it if the girl is really getting me off....maybe I need more caffeine..this is scaring me bro....
Kool is not Luva, you jagoff. Everything is great with me. Been doing a lot of traveling lately. Have you mirked a er yet?
Ahh the wifey...yes remember her well ;-) leggings and v-necks please do share again you're not the only fan
I salute you for your fine service...you're a fine gentleman....and I've been miserable...Kobe is down...the Lakers are down...it's just been a storm the last few years...on top of that I've been getting constantly rejected online by these re ed ass es who don't know what they're missing...at any rate the lone good spot is that Tammy is divorced and he's gay so that made it all better
stay safe over there my friend..good luck
Celtics suck too mang. At least we do have 1,454,292 picks in the next decade.
lol Kool knows what I meant. Been working 14 hour days or so, can't think straight. No 'merkin yet, probably no merkin in the future, I'm comm. I just support all the 'merkin that goes on. A-10s are beastly mofos.
lakers about to go back to back on entering the lottery
Let's meet at our usual spot for circle jerk.
You see... we men... we have this scale that we grade women on. The 0-10 scale, and it's wisdom I'll share with you. If you have a 5... its agreed upon us that shes average. Now... you look at 3 or a 4... and we call her below average, yes? Then there's that dog... that mutt... she dwells between 0-2. We say she's an ugly dog... it's unfortunate but its true. So... if I comment to you... mono's wife is not dog ugly, but shes definitely below average. You'd reply... oh... shes a 3 or 4. You still with me?
Now... you take a 6 or 7... they're not good looking but they're noticeably above average, which is a 5. Then there's those smoking hot 8's and 9's... these are the girls that most men fantasize about. Then there's that Dime Piece... a 10... she a knockout... and rare too. To be honest with you I avoid them at all cost... because she can get in my pocket.
Now... you're probably wondering why am I telling you all this. Its because of that 5... that thinks she's all that for some strange ing reason. She thinks she's closer to 10 than she is to 0. Shes just average... basic... no special effects at all. In fact, shes closer to 0 than she is to 10. There is no knight in shining armor waiting on her. No Romeo... no Casanova... no Prince Charming either. No one celebrates her lack of beauty, son.
Which sandbox are you in?
Kuwait, but at a barebones location. A-10s, killin' dem thangs.
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