Amateur: Westbrook is a beast tbh

[Calispursfan11]

The worst poster on the forum has now been reduced to begging for money on the internet. This is sad

DMC with 40k posts 95% of which are useless compulsive retorts. With so much typing, you'd think he'd lose that finger weight, but no, he's still a fathanded sloth. Clearly that hand is attached to a fat slob, waste of space. The positive for DMC of being grossly overweight/obese though is that his chunkier fingers and disturbingly large palms provide a more welcoming landing pad for his friends' incoming balls.

[Red Hawk #21]

pls red hawk I need money, we aint got no food in da fridge

[DMC]

DMC with 40k posts 95% of which are useless compulsive retorts. With so much typing, you'd think he'd lose that finger weight, but no, he's still a fathanded sloth. Clearly that hand is attached to a fat slob, waste of space. The positive for DMC of being grossly overweight/obese though is that his chunkier fingers and disturbingly large palms provide a more welcoming landing pad for his friends' incoming balls.

As long as you continue to bold my name, you can continue to regurgitate old material from this forum. Always show respect to your superiors.

[DMC]

How much would we have to pay you to leave this forum forever?

500.00

you make it sound like I welched on a bet or something. I know you need money to support your coke habits but you should really stop begging for money on the internet niggra

[Red Hawk #21]

Where's my 500 dollars? You asked how much it would take, I told you, you acted like you never brought it up. Is 500 too rich for your blood?

Where's my 500 dollars? You brought it up. Were you asking rhetorically? Did I call your bluff?

500 dollars is all you need though.

You asked how much, I told you. I didn't ask you for anything. Now where's my money?

This guy is broke and hungry

[DMC]

This guy is broke and hungry

You're the one who can't pay.

How much would we have to pay you to leave this forum forever?

500.00

*crickets*

How about Blake Griffin? *gulp*

[Red Hawk #21]

pls red hawk I really need dat times is hard

No, how about you get a job?

[DMC]

No, how about you get a job?

What do you do for a living that you cannot afford 500 dollars? Do you need a payment plan? How does 50 a month sound? I can work with you on this.

[Red Hawk #21]

pls red hawk pls I'm dying of hunger

[DMC]

^Relegated to repe ion posting after being exposed as either A: DMC fan, or B: Broke

[Red Hawk #21]

Holy , DMC is seriously begging for money on the internet, have you no shame?

[DMC]

Holy , DMC is seriously begging for money on the internet, have you no shame?

So you'd rather me stick around than pay me to leave? Is that what you're saying?

[Red Hawk #21]

So you'd rather me stick around than pay me to leave? Is that what you're saying?

Are times so hard that you have to beg for money?

[DMC]

Are times so hard that you have to beg for money?

You know damn well your mouth wrote a check your ass couldn't cash, and when you said "we" (which I intentionally bolded and italicized), you were hoping to get support which never materialized. Now you're left hanging out there with an offer and now you need to hit the "request cancel order" tab to cancel it, only you want to pretend you never said it. It's ok, I didn't expect you to pay. I just wanted to watch you panic a bit since you thought I'd take it as a sarcastic remark instead of a business proposition.

Carry on.

[Koolaid_Man]

He's a chucker plain and simple. He'll never win a ring because he'll never play team basketball.

You like sharing balls.... don't you got ?

[Red Hawk #21]

You know damn well your mouth wrote a check your ass couldn't cash, and when you said "we" (which I intentionally bolded and italicized), you were hoping to get support which never materialized. Now you're left hanging out there with an offer and now you need to hit the "request cancel order" tab to cancel it, only you want to pretend you never said it. It's ok, I didn't expect you to pay. I just wanted to watch you panic a bit since you thought I'd take it as a sarcastic remark instead of a business proposition.

Carry on.

Why do you make it sound like I have an obligation to pay you? Are you this broke?

[DMC]

Why do you make it sound like I have an obligation to pay you? Are you this broke?

You made the request.

You: "how much would it cost to..."

Me: 500.00

You: .....

Me: "you interested?"

You: ......

Me: "well?"

You: "why are you begging for money?"

You don't have an obligation to pay me. You just need to say "no thanks". That's what I called business etiquette.

[Red Hawk #21]

Where's my 500 dollars? You asked how much it would take, I told you, you acted like you never brought it up. Is 500 too rich for your blood?

Where's my 500 dollars? You brought it up. Were you asking rhetorically? Did I call your bluff?

500 dollars is all you need though.

You asked how much, I told you. I didn't ask you for anything. Now where's my money?

You made the request.

You: "how much would it cost to..."

Me: 500.00

You: .....

Me: "you interested?"

So you saying "Where is my $500?" = "You interested?"

[DMC]

I've already let you off the hook for the 500. I'll just know not to do business with you again.

[Red Hawk #21]

I've already let you off the hook for the 500. I'll just know not to do business with you again.

So repeatedly asking "Where is my money?" was your way of saying "you interested?"...WTF?

[DMC]

So repeatedly asking "Where is my money?" was your way of saying "you interested?"...WTF?

Settle down. I'm sure it won't affect your credit rating. Besides, you now have that lovely statue of Dominique, and you got it on discount because the artist didn't have to sculpt in a ring.

[Red Hawk #21]

Settle down. I'm sure it won't affect your credit rating. Besides, you now have that lovely statue of Dominique, and you got it on discount because the artist didn't have to sculpt in a ring.

Explain to me how you repeatedly saying "Where is my money?" is equivalent to the term "You interested?".

[DMC]

I'll be the grown up here and let your debt go. Speak no more of it.

[Red Hawk #21]

I'll be the grown up here and let your debt go. Speak no more of it.

Don't run away so fast. Explain to me how you repeatedly saying "Where is my money?" is equivalent to the term "You interested?".

[Venti Quattro]

Westbrook