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LOL at your percentages. Just silly.
For me it starts off with someone who's 40% white, 15% black, 15% latina, 10% thai, 10% filipino, 10% Hawaiian...
5'8 in height....120 lbs with an amazing ass and D s....jet black curly wavy hair....
A woman who as soon as I come home from work greets me at the door by immediately pulling my out and giving me a sloppy BJ and then swallow it down...
Next forces me to sit at table naked while feeding me supper....cutting up my 16 ounce NY. Strip steak topped with Jumb crap and grilled shrimp...with a side of 6 ounce lobster in butter sauce ....accompaniment of asparagus with golden brown ed fries....and pouring my glass of merlot mixed with lime and cranberry juice...
Afterwards she bathes me and dries me off...takes me to the bed and sits on my face and then s me till I fall asleep....wakes me up..and s me again until my tip is too sensitive and I cant take it....
Then turns on the bedroom fireplace....put the TV on Law and Order and then gets under the covers with me and presses her s against my back while we slowly fade to sleep as it thunderstorms outside...
Perfecto!!!!!
LOL at your percentages. Just silly.
That should equal 100%....I like mixed women too...they're the best...but white has to be the base....since white women are the freakiest and perform sex acts on command with no back talk...
this dream of urs eatting better then the avg american, is it possible on welfare?
you seen Gone Girl?
Thats where the 40% white comes in to play...they have connections back to mommy and daddy....so yes it's possible
Nope...should I?
she was part this
and part that
had knock knees
and a layer of fat
but she was sweet
did her best
the with the fact
she only had one breast
her name was Sue
she weighed 248
and stood
4 foot two
but she sure could
despite all that
the only problem
was peeling back
those layers of fat
but Kool was happy
had found his gal
finally he had
a real pal
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Avante likes boys
and fast jigaboos
^I said perfect wife not perfect Pedo
I think the perfect wife for you would be Sherri Shepherd
You're totally disgusting....imma bout to puke....dont even play me like that...
Why do you constantly talk about boys?
Dude, what woman would be interested in a total loser like you?
wife...what ya doing honey?
Kool...oh just talking about sucking and ing on the internet,
wife...ok dear, have fun.
No...really. You may not think so but you need a strong opinionated black woman in your life. Kind of like Tracy Jordan's character in 30 Rock.
Oh...I like these
Judy: Avante, what are you doing hon?
Avante: I'm trying to get a damn erection
Judy: Do you want to come look at the children?
Avante: Not yet. I'm looking at pictures of Carl Lewis.
Dude please stop...i get physicslly sick when you mention her name in the context of us hooking up....please stop...im getting neasuea
mom...what's so funny son?
you...Avante
dad...that's him!
you...what do you mean?
dad...he's the one you keep talking about in your sleep.
mom...yes dear, it was...oh Avante don't stop.
dad...yep, I heard that also
you...
so in your fantasy, I fantasize about you in my sleep?mom...what's so funny son?
you...Avante
dad...that's him!
you...what do you mean?
dad...he's the one you keep talking about in your sleep.
mom...yes dear, it was...oh Avante don't stop.
dad...yep, I heard that also
you...
weird.
Also telling that you like to make me a teenage boy living with his parents.
You aren't a teenage boy living at home with mom and dad? You can't be serious.
You must be disappointed.
Where did you ever get this weird thing about me and little boys? I could say the same thing about you. Where does that come from? Why just make up? I think ing s suck, you have never read me say that?
Hey Pedovante stay out of my thread or I will report you directly to Kori for spamming...stay on topic or go build a bear...
You're so sick.
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