The Perfect Wife I Need In My Life

[Avante]

Hey Pedovante stay out of my thread or I will report you directly to Kori for spamming...stay on topic or go build a bear...

See that thread about Avante and the Backdoor? Did you stay on topic? Should I report you for spamming?

You're not one of these limp wristed little s who can dish it but not take it are ya er?

That thread was about them blues.

Here you are...

love when es my ass with their tongue....I've been getting ass tongue ed for 15 yrs....and I'm straight as a ing line...that feels amazing...when they lick your ass and balls all in one nice smooth motion....

I cant even lie on that ...i bend my legs back to the head board like a and let them lick away....sometimes I will get on my knees like a face down ass up and let them eat out my black ass....hahaha....word is bond.....


So you expect me to do things you don't do?

[Avante]

You're so sick.

I'm not the one constantly talking about little boys ya ing pedo.

[cantthinkofanything]

You aren't a teenage boy living at home with mom and dad? You can't be serious.

this weird thing about me and little boys

I'm not the one constantly talking about little boys ya ing pedo.

[Avante]

Dude, do you really want me to point out how many times you talk about little boys? You do it all the time ya sick . ing pedo.

[cantthinkofanything]

You aren't a teenage boy living at home with mom and dad? You can't be serious.

this weird thing about me and little boys?

I'm not the one constantly talking about little boys ya ing pedo.

Dude, do you really want me to talk about little boys?

[Avante]

What a sick little , ing pedo, YUCK~~~~~~~~~~

[cantthinkofanything]

What a sick little , ing pedo, YUCK~~~~~~~~~~

ha ha...new page...don't you hate that

[Buddy Mignon]

See that thread about Avante and the Backdoor? Did you stay on topic? Should I report you for spamming?

You're not one of these limp wristed little s who can dish it but not take it are ya er?

That thread was about them blues.

Here you are...

love when es my ass with their tongue....I've been getting ass tongue ed for 15 yrs....and I'm straight as a ing line...that feels amazing...when they lick your ass and balls all in one nice smooth motion....

I cant even lie on that ...i bend my legs back to the head board like a and let them lick away....sometimes I will get on my knees like a face down ass up and let them eat out my black ass....hahaha....word is bond.....


So you expect me to do things you don't do?

Lol!!!

[Avante]

ha ha...new page...don't you hate that

Seriously guy, now that we know you're a sick ass pedo, stay away from me, ok? I don't talk to pedos.

[ohmwrecker]

Kool is going to marry the first girl that lays him tbh.

[Infinite_limit]

For me it starts off with someone who's 40% white, 15% black, 15% latina, 10% thai, 10% filipino, 10% Hawaiian...

5'8 in height....120 lbs with an amazing ass and D s....jet black curly wavy hair....

A woman who as soon as I come home from work greets me at the door by immediately pulling my out and giving me a sloppy BJ and then swallow it down...

Next forces me to sit at table naked while feeding me supper....cutting up my 16 ounce NY. Strip steak topped with Jumb crap and grilled shrimp...with a side of 6 ounce lobster in butter sauce ....accompaniment of asparagus with golden brown ed fries....and pouring my glass of merlot mixed with lime and cranberry juice...

Afterwards she bathes me and dries me off...takes me to the bed and sits on my face and then s me till I fall asleep....wakes me up..and s me again until my tip is too sensitive and I cant take it....

Then turns on the bedroom fireplace....put the TV on Law and Order and then gets under the covers with me and presses her s against my back while we slowly fade to sleep as it thunderstorms outside...

Perfecto!!!!!

I came

[Avante]

Kool is going to marry the first girl that lays him tbh.

Imagine a guy who thinks he can get off work, drive home all stnky/sweatly from working all day and his wife is going to ignore the stink and give him a blow job. As if she has no life of her own.

Dumbass little kid is all this freak Kool is.

[ohmwrecker]

Imagine a guy who thinks he can get off work, drive home all stnky/sweatly from working all day and his wife is going to ignore the stink and give him a blow job. As if she has no life of her own.

Dumbass little kid is all this freak Kool is.

When is the last time Judy went downtown?

[JoeTait75]

Anyone who mentions "wife" and "blowjob" in the same sentence clearly isn't married, tbh.

[Avante]

When is the last time Judy went downtown?

She's down town right now with her mom, something about a stereo for the church.

[Koolaid_Man]

She's down town right now with her mom, something about a stereo for the church.

She sings in the Kiddie choir ?

[ohmwrecker]

She's down town right now with her mom, something about a stereo for the church.

Tag team... alright!

[Koolaid_Man]

See that thread about Avante and the Backdoor? Did you stay on topic? Should I report you for spamming?

You're not one of these limp wristed little s who can dish it but not take it are ya er?

That thread was about them blues.

Here you are...

love when es my ass with their tongue....I've been getting ass tongue ed for 15 yrs....and I'm straight as a ing line...that feels amazing...when they lick your ass and balls all in one nice smooth motion....

I cant even lie on that ...i bend my legs back to the head board like a and let them lick away....sometimes I will get on my knees like a face down ass up and let them eat out my black ass....hahaha....word is bond.....


So you expect me to do things you don't do?

It wasnt your thread dip

[Avante]

It wasnt your thread dip

Was it a thread about my opinion on some music, yes it was. Did you enter that thread respecting the topic, no you didn't and now you are going to play the ? you guy, ok?

Kool, you are a ed up little freak, ok? A sick little with no clue about anything, got it?

[Koolaid_Man]

Was it a thread about my opinion on some music, yes it was. Did you enter that thread respecting the topic, no you didn't and now you are going to play the ? you guy, ok?

Kool, you are a ed up little freak, ok? A sick little with no clue about anything, got it?

I get a pass in Luva's threads.... Know your role pedo ...

Ok Pedovante! !!!!!

[cantthinkofanything]

When is the last time Judy went downtown?

Avante and I would give different answers to this.

[ohmwrecker]

Avante and I would give different answers to this.

Did you recently receive a b-jibbers from two old ladies in exchange for a stereo for their church?

[Avante]

Did you recently receive a b-jibbers from two old ladies in exchange for a stereo for their church?

Then ya wonder why I treat ya like just another one of the dumb kids.

[ohmwrecker]

Then ya wonder why I treat ya like just another one of the dumb kids.

I'm just joking around, man. Relax.

[Avante]

I'm just joking around, man. Relax.

You don't joke around about a man's wife little guy, what you don't know this? Yep, a dumb kid.