Thunder: Westbrook is a cancer...

[DMC]

Winning the genetic lottery =/= having the best basketball takes. Chuck's takes are universally awful. The only reason he's lasted as long as he has on TNT is the comic relief he provides in the "grouchy old man" role and even that's starting to jump the shark.

Not winning the genetic lottery (you) also =/= having the best basketball takes. Chuck's takes are not JVG level but they are tiers above yours and most anyone else on this site save a couple of people. That's because he played his entire career in the NBA. You just watch occasionally and talk about it.

[Clipper Nation]

Yeah, how could this site possibly compete with such great takes like "the Utah Jazz are going to win it all next year" or "the Blazers aren't a jump-shooting team"? Man, with dead-on takes like those, it's amazing how nobody's hired Chuck for that GM role he wants yet.

[DMC]

Yeah, how could this site possibly compete with such great takes like "the Utah Jazz are going to win it all next year" or "the Blazers aren't a jump-shooting team"? Man, with dead-on takes like those, it's amazing how nobody's hired Chuck for that GM role he wants yet.

You saying Adam Morrison and Tony Parker's contributions in year 2 of their careers are the same trumps any of that . You cannot compare bad predictions with bad analysis of games already played. One is a guess, the other just requires you not be a tool.

[Venti Quattro]

Trip dub on and off the court

[unleashbaynes]

^just had a discussion with the scorers table, turns out the one sitting directly next to him is a dude. gonna have to take that triple double away.

[Phenomanul]

^just had a discussion with the scorers table, turns out the one sitting directly next to him is a dude. gonna have to take that triple double away.

zing!

[Red Hawk #21]

Trip dub on and off the court

My man Russ

[mudyez]

Trip dub on and off the court

Looks more like a 8/9/6 to me.

[Cry Havoc]

Trip dub on and off the court

He's got millions of dollars and that's the best he can do? Come on Venti, even you gotta see that them's nothing special.

[Cry Havoc]

Looks more like a 8/9/6 to me.

The one in the middle is a 9? None of them are above a 7 in this photo, although the flash doesn't help at all.

[mudyez]

Just wanted to be polite and gave them the benefit of the doubt.

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

Girl on left is kinda cute. I'd tap but that's it

[mudyez]

just for comparison:

Ricky Davis' trip doub...



the one in the middle may get a real 9 but the others are tainting his stats.

[mudyez]

...may even have thrown the one on the right against the backboard several times before taking this picture.

But cudos for going trip racial!!!

Wait, did Westbrook as well?

[DMC]

Any bar in the US with 10K and a bag of coke in your pocket you could make that spread look like a family reunion. It's painfully obvious most of you never scored any real pussy in your lives, how you swoon over average .