can't even come up with your own vision of a hot girl, have to try and cover for being an asexual by copy-pasta others
26yo virgin
Set a life goal not to be this guy:
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As the biggest cuckhold on this site, you're the last person who should be making "Blake's wife" jokes.
can't even come up with your own vision of a hot girl, have to try and cover for being an asexual by copy-pasta others
26yo virgin
Set a life goal not to be this guy:
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BTW, Splitcuck just deleted the pictures of "his" figure skater who he supposedly slept with... kind of odd for someone who was trying really hard to brag about his "conquest."
Just trying to help you get your wet for the first time
Splits why is a loaded, international engineer taking pics of their 'figure skater' in rundown attics and 2 star hotels? You're either lying about the girl or your lifestyle. Sad either way tbh.
Most people's definition of "hot":
Splitcuck's definition of "hot":
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dude really asked "who is Philo?"
Just stay out of other people's business....
Sure bra: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vulva
Good luck. The clit is up top... I know it is a lot of information to digest for someone who's never seen one before. Let me know if you have any questions.
Splitcuck needs to hold this "L" and stop dodging this question, tbh.
1) $175k/yr is not "loaded"
2) Where are you getting "rundown attics and 2 star hotels"?
3) Even if (2) were accurate, how does that equate to "lying" about my girl of the week?
4) How fat are you? I remember some time back you were claiming to be losing weight, but what are you down to? 275?
Clitoris Nation never seen a clitoris
Oh the irony. A 26 yo virgin.![]()
NeverSeenAClitorisNation
in' nobody cuz he's a virgin
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Protip: that big thing dangling down from those flat-chested "girls" you've been ing isn't actually a clitoris no matter what they've tried to tell you.
How would you know? You've never even sniffed a vag
26 yo virgin
Actually, I'm the only guy who's posted proof of the young es he s. You, on the other hand, have never even admitted you're hetero![]()
Clipper Nation Answer the question: are you a virgin?
What "proof"? You deleted the pictures that you did post, and ignored Strange Love's suggestion to take a picture of her holding an ST-related sign to actually prove that she has any idea who you are.
Fake Internet life
Magically going from being a software salesman to a rich international engineer
Supposed "international baller" who bragged about a $160 massage because he didn't know how to convert from Yen
So you've never sniffed pussy before? Got it.
Nothing but deflections from Splitcuck.
Fake Internet life
ClitNever can't even answer a simple question
I have, but like most normal people, I'm not insecure to the point of trying really hard to convince complete strangers on a message board that I'm a stone-cold pimp. Meanwhile, not a single person will ever believe you " supermodels" no matter how many times you spam threads about it![]()
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