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  1. #126
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    Hey Blake I see you stalking this thread, can you give CN your wife for one evening? We need to know if he's , hetero, or asexual. I'm sure she can decipher (I'm betting on the last one)
    As the biggest cuckhold on this site, you're the last person who should be making "Blake's wife" jokes.

  2. #127
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    Notice how they actually have s and ass. In contrast, your toothpick-looking trannies are among the least-attractive people on the planet. How this has to be explained to any (supposedly) heterosexual man is beyond me, but apparently it does. Keep thinking those wannabe RuPauls you're lusting after are "supermodels," though
    can't even come up with your own vision of a hot girl, have to try and cover for being an asexual by copy-pasta others

    26yo virgin

    Set a life goal not to be this guy:


  3. #128
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    BTW, Splitcuck just deleted the pictures of "his" figure skater who he supposedly slept with... kind of odd for someone who was trying really hard to brag about his "conquest."

  4. #129
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    As the biggest cuckhold on this site, you're the last person who should be making "Blake's wife" jokes.
    Just trying to help you get your wet for the first time

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    Splits why is a loaded, international engineer taking pics of their 'figure skater' in rundown attics and 2 star hotels? You're either lying about the girl or your lifestyle. Sad either way tbh.

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    Most people's definition of "hot":







    Splitcuck's definition of "hot":


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    dude really asked "who is Philo?"

    Just stay out of other people's business....

  8. #133
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    Hey Splits, could you please help me figure out the pieces to the puzzle?
    Sure bra: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vulva

    Good luck. The clit is up top... I know it is a lot of information to digest for someone who's never seen one before. Let me know if you have any questions.

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    Splits why is a loaded, international engineer taking pics of their 'figure skater' in rundown attics and 2 star hotels? You're either lying about the girl or your lifestyle. Sad either way tbh.
    Splitcuck needs to hold this "L" and stop dodging this question, tbh.

  10. #135
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    Splits why is a loaded, international engineer taking pics of their 'figure skater' in rundown attics and 2 star hotels? You're either lying about the girl or your lifestyle. Sad either way tbh.
    1) $175k/yr is not "loaded"
    2) Where are you getting "rundown attics and 2 star hotels"?
    3) Even if (2) were accurate, how does that equate to "lying" about my girl of the week?
    4) How fat are you? I remember some time back you were claiming to be losing weight, but what are you down to? 275?

  11. #136
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    Splitcuck needs to hold this "L" and stop dodging this question, tbh.
    Clitoris Nation never seen a clitoris

    Oh the irony. A 26 yo virgin.

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    Splitcuck
    in' Trannies

  13. #138
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    NeverSeenAClitorisNation
    in' nobody cuz he's a virgin


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    Protip: that big thing dangling down from those flat-chested "girls" you've been ing isn't actually a clitoris no matter what they've tried to tell you.

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    Protip: that big thing dangling down from those flat-chested "girls" you've been ing isn't actually a clitoris no matter what they've tried to tell you.
    How would you know? You've never even sniffed a vag

    26 yo virgin

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    Fake internet life

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    Actually, I'm the only guy who's posted proof of the young es he s. You, on the other hand, have never even admitted you're hetero

  18. #143
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    Clipper Nation Answer the question: are you a virgin?

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    What "proof"? You deleted the pictures that you did post, and ignored Strange Love's suggestion to take a picture of her holding an ST-related sign to actually prove that she has any idea who you are.

    Fake Internet life
    Magically going from being a software salesman to a rich international engineer
    Supposed "international baller" who bragged about a $160 massage because he didn't know how to convert from Yen

  20. #145
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    So you've never sniffed pussy before? Got it.

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    Nothing but deflections from Splitcuck.

    Fake Internet life

  22. #147
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    ClitNever can't even answer a simple question

  23. #148
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    So you've never sniffed pussy before? Got it.
    I have, but like most normal people, I'm not insecure to the point of trying really hard to convince complete strangers on a message board that I'm a stone-cold pimp. Meanwhile, not a single person will ever believe you " supermodels" no matter how many times you spam threads about it

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  25. #150
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    I have, but let's not get into the details because if I have to everyone will figure out I'm a fraud virgin who's more interested in little league baseball

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