We all were where you're at once upon a time little guy. The thing is you know we all have out grown that, so why not pick up on your surroundings just a tad bit? You don't appear to have an ounce of common sense, none!
Dude, why not find a board full of little kids like you still all excited over everything?
What would a little like you do if a full grown woman did show interest? You wouldn't have a clue how to act and you make that real obvious.
Trust me on this slick, stupid music and vulgarity won't work.