feaking Bexar County Sheriffs

RD2191 · 04-01-2015

Crofl blake. Superior intelligent atheist.

SnakeBoy · 04-02-2015

Originally Posted by robdiaz2191

Crofl blake. Superior intelligent atheist.

easily fooled. Still couldn't figure it out even after CC told him it was a joke.

RD2191 · 04-02-2015

Originally Posted by SnakeBoy

easily fooled. Still couldn't figure it out even after CC told him it was a joke.

Koolaid_Man · 04-02-2015

Originally Posted by CosmicCowboy

My wife has been driving for 40 years and never got a ticket.

She's driving this morning and a dove hits her windshield and she kind of freaks out. It killed the bird and it was stuck on her windshield. She said she just wanted it gone so she turned on the windshield wipers and then it kind of got stuck under the left wiper and it was rubbing the bird back and forth, smearing blood on her windshield.

My wife is a neat freak and keeps her car spotless. So she is freaking out about the dead bird and the smeared blood. So she cranks up the wipers all the way and it literally throws the bird off her car and into the lane next to her.

It's a two lane and the dove hits the oncoming car right in the windshield and it turns out to be a sheriff that whips a Uey, turns on the lights and pulls her over.

He chewed her out for a few seconds and then wrote her a ticket.

Unbelievable! She will be fighting this one even if we have to hire a lawyer.

I agree with the cop..we need to keep old ass skeezers from behind the wheel....now go pay the ing ticket for her....Wipe your mouth off once your done...