Ran into Steph Curry at HEB

[cantthinkofanything]

it was late and we were both in the frozen section. He was an unwilling participant in my Spursfan ritual and I had to take by force. I discarded him...crumpled up, trembling, and sobbing in the beer cooler.

[baseline bum]

You didn't sweep the ankle?

[cantthinkofanything]

You didn't sweep the ankle?

While he might have some short term physical discomfort, the devastating psychological impact should last throughout the playoffs.

[RD2191]

You didn't sweep the ankle?

[daslicer]

it was late and we were both in the frozen section. He was an unwilling participant in my Spursfan ritual and I had to take by force. I discarded him...crumpled up, trembling, and sobbing in the beer cooler.

Your shtick is garbage.

[cantthinkofanything]

Your shtick is garbage.

Your mom's hygiene is garbage.

[heyheymymy]

Throw in a jar of rique's molasses for good measure, these are high stakes we're talkin' about here.

[cantthinkofanything]

Maybe should have swept that ankle.