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    I'll be damn, first time I've ever seen the Wizard of Oz in HD. It's like I've never seen it before (only a 100 times)

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    There are only two Lemon's and I explained who they were.

    Who names their kid Orange, Apple?
    Peeps who don't like the name Lemon.

    Blind Lemon Pie.
    He lived next to me and son, he could tickle the ivories.

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    Peeps who don't like the name Lemon.

    Blind Lemon Pie.
    He lived next to me and son, he could tickle the ivories.
    Blind Lemon Pie was born Willie Monroe in Ava Missouri. By 14 he was playing harmonica and piano in brothels in St.Louis. He wasn't born blind, he lost his sight gradual starting around 10. He's best known for writing...Hot Custad Pie...in 1931. Why he didn'r record it..??? Jellyroll Anderson had a huge hit with it. Canned Heat did a cover in the late 60's.

    Blind Lemon stayed close to home, his famous 1930 recording session in Grafton Indiana only time he strayed from Missouri. Obviously the classic...My Baby Loves Lemon Pie....was recorded at that session since it was the only time he recorded. His old 78's on the Black Patti*** label are some of the most sought out by collectors than anyone.

    ***A label that only recorded blacks,they only issued 1200 records before going under. So those 1200 are very very rare.
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    Blind Lemon Pie was born Willie Monroe in Ava Missouri. By 14 he was playing harmonica and piano in brothels in St.Louis. He wasn't born blind, he lost his sight gradual starting around 10. He's best known for writing...Hot Custad Pie...in 1931. Why he didn'r record it..??? Jellyroll Anderson had a huge hit with.

    Blind Lemon stayed close to home, his famous 1930 recording session in Grafton Indiana only time he strayed from Missouri. Obviously the classic...My Baby Loves Lemon Pie....was recorded at that session since it was the only times he recorded. His old 78's on the Black Patti*** label are some of the most sought out by collectors than anyone.

    ***A label that only recorded blacks,they issue 1200 records before going under. So those 1200 are very very rare.

    Just as I thought. Jellyrolls stealing from Lemon Pies who have retinitis pigmentosa.
    Seriously, it's a snack eat dessert world isn't it Avante? Breaks my heart.

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    Just as I thought. Jellyrolls stealing from Lemon Pies who have retinitis pigmentosa.
    Seriously, it's a snack eat dessert world isn't it Avante? Breaks my heart.
    Jellyroll Anderson started out in a jug band in Memphis. They called themselves the Kansas City Strummers. Which was kinda weird since all of the four were from Mobile Alabama. Jellyroll was known for stealing others material. He was actually shot and killed on his porch in Mobile in 1934. Why he was shot....hmmm?

    Jellyroll on the far right.





    Hambone Son Bonds on vocals (in the middle)
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    The Jelly Roll was invented when Hams Groundwater had just spread jam on his toast but had to leave quicly as he was y for a gig. He rolled the toast up into a cylinder and stashed in a round tin made for huge joints. Upon arriving at the gig, he quickly consumed the invention, got high, and proceeded to belt out one of the greatest operas of the early Devonian period.

    Later he admitted his discovery, and the entire city of Lattimore Missusup got stoned and rolled jellied toast, but none sang an opera. The Barbershop Triplet was synthesized from this event however.

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    Oh.

    Big John Stud.

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    Oh.

    Big John Stud.

    Big John Stud grew up just outside Atlanta in a little town named Ducor. His dad Big Bill Studd was a preacher. He taught Big John how to play the organ. That's how he got into rasslin'.

    Jim Crockett who owned Crockett Promotions out of Atlanta went to a wedding at Big Blls church there in Ducor, he couldn't help but notice the 6-6 (at that time) 300 pound Studd behind the piano.

    See ya learned something.

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    Big John Stud grew up just outside Atlanta in a little town named Ducor. His dad Big Bill Studd was a preacher. He taught Big John how to play the organ. That's how he got into rasslin'.

    Jim Crockett who owned Crockett Promotions out of Atlanta went to a wedding at Big Blls church there in Ducor, he couldn't help but notice the 6-6 (at that time) 300 pound Studd behind the piano.

    See ya learned something.
    Yes it's fun sharing relevant info.
    Hope you enjoyed Jellyroll's story.

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    Yes it's fun sharing relevant info.
    Hope you enjoyed Jellyroll's story.
    I don't really read ya little guy, waste of time.

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    I don't really read ya little guy, waste of time.

    Yeah, well the relevant was pretty much sarcasm.
    But I do enjoy just looking at the nick names little twerps like you refer to.
    I would love to race your fastest self though.

    And then play dueling banjos...
    And then of course you could probably use a pile driver to clear your head.
    so yeah...


    Man Moutain Mike

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    Yeah, well the relevant was pretty much sarcasm.
    But I do enjoy just looking at the nick names little twerps like you refer to.
    I would love to race your fastest self though.

    And then play dueling banjos...
    And then of course you could probably use a pile driver to clear your head.
    so yeah...


    Man Moutain Mike
    You wouldn't make a zit on my ass ya little freak.

    While you are stuck on ...DUH!

    I'm rattling off...


    Larry "Ax" Hennig ..yep, his dad.
    The Missouri Mauler
    Tank Morgan
    Smasher Sloan
    Mad Dog Vachon/Butcher Vachon
    Skull Murphy
    Ox Anderson
    Man Mountain Dean
    The Swedih Angel
    Moose Cholak
    Gorilla Monsoon
    The Mongolian Stomper
    The Zebra Kid
    Gorgeous George
    The Destroyer
    Bull Ramos
    Dynamite Kid
    Manny "The Ragin' Bull" Fernandez
    "Nature Boy"...Buddy Rogers..Ric Flair...Buddy Landell..Roger Kirby

    Want another 50 or so?

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    You wouldn't make a zit on my ass ya little freak.

    While you are stuck on ...DUH!

    I'm rattling off...


    Larry "Ax" Hennig ..yep, his dad.
    The Missouri Mauler
    Tank Morgan
    Smasher Sloan
    Mad Dog Vachon/Butcher Vachon
    Skull Murphy
    Ox Anderson
    Man Mountain Dean
    The Swedih Angel
    Moose Cholak
    Gorilla Monsoon
    The Mongolian Stomper
    The Zebra Kid
    Gorgeous George
    The Destroyer
    Bull Ramos
    Dynamite Kid
    Manny "The Ragin' Bull" Fernandez
    "Nature Boy"...Buddy Rogers..Ric Flair...Buddy Landell..Roger Kirby

    Want another 50 or so?
    i would crush you like bubble wrap at your best.

    George Steele, you apple flavored green gumbdrop of a wimp.

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    i would crush you like bubble wrap at your best.

    George Steele, you apple flavored green gumbdrop of a wimp.
    Nothing funnier than a deranged midget, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!! Dude, I have cuff links bigger than you, ok?

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    Nothing funnier than a deranged midget, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!! Dude, I have cuff links bigger than you, ok?
    Ive eaten burritos bigger than you little man.
    I would butt stomp the donkey out of your jack wagon ass.

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    Dude, I have cuff links bigger than you, ok?
    LOLZ. Instant classic.

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    ssshhhh...

    He thinks we are handing the Mic back and forth while insulting each other before I apply a figure 4 leg lock.

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    ssshhhh...

    He thinks we are handing the Mic back and forth while insulting each other before I apply a figure 4 leg lock.
    Nice. Once you get him pinned, stick your finger in his butt and puncture his uterus.

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    Big John Stud grew up just outside Atlanta in a little town named Ducor. His dad Big Bill Studd was a preacher. He taught Big John how to play the organ. That's how he got into rasslin'.

    Jim Crockett who owned Crockett Promotions out of Atlanta went to a wedding at Big Blls church there in Ducor, he couldn't help but notice the 6-6 (at that time) 300 pound Studd behind the piano.

    See ya learned something.
    Avante- Cool Big John Stud story…But his birth name was John Minton and he was raised in Butler, Pennsylvania…

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_John_Studd

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    Nice. Once you get him pinned, stick your finger in his butt and puncture his uterus.
    Hes a marsupial, I will ram his pouch down his throat and into his lungs.

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    Avante- Cool Big John Stud story…But his birth name was John Minton and he was raised in Butler, Pennsylvania…

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_John_Studd
    I know, I just like messing with these little..AVANTE!!!!!!!!!...hangers on.

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    Nice. Once you get him pinned, stick your finger in his butt and puncture his uterus.
    Dude, his whole clan of worthless alley trash couldn't pin me, ok?

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    Dude, his whole clan of worthless alley trash couldn't pin me, ok?
    I don't know but you better keep that Ken doll in your butt just in case.

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    I don't know but you better keep that Ken doll in your butt just in case.
    Even for a complete 100% moron that was beyond stupid.

    So I own a Ken doll, right? I stuck it up my ass....right? Then I tried to sit at a computer with a Ken doll up my ass. Dude, try and visualize that scene, ok?

    I never feel more superior than when I'm here. Who wouldn't? Sooooooo many totally dumbass kids, wow!

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    So I own a Ken doll, right? I stuck it up my ass....right? Then I tried to sit at a computer with a Ken doll up my ass.
    Yes!!!! That's exactly right. OUCH!!!

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