Reading some articles after the Spurs ran over the Warriors, I ran across this comment post by a Warriors fan that I thought was amusing. Posted for your consideration.
(Comment by a Warriors fan)
Star Wars, the Western Conference
Obiwan = Spurs
Luke Skywalker = W’s
That’s clear. But who are the others? Here is my best guess.
Darth Vader = Rockets. Began with analytics and teamwork, now consumed by the Dark Side of ISO ball and free throw spamming.
Han Solo = Thunder. Hyper-talented and charismatic, limited by terrible planning and general valuing money over winning.
Chewbacca = Memphis. Huge physical game, quiet and carries big blaster.
C3PO = Portland. Smart, insecure, very talented, always getting important limbs torn off.
R2D2 = Dallas. Most expensive equipment money can create, constantly chirping sassily, parts awkwardly fit together and break down.
Boba Fett = Clippers. Really cool superficial game (awesome helmet and ship and lobs), but ultimately doesn’t do much besides complain and spins out of control on light contact.
Yoda = Lakers. The old champion, now a wizened muppet hiding in a swamp.
Ewoks. Pelicans. Unibrow tribe, brave, adorable but ultimately still fighting with sticks and ropes.
Excellent
Nicely done
Lakers = Evil Empire that got their $48.5 million Death Star blown up.
Much better than I expected it to be. PtR ran a much more detailed version of this a few years back.
Its been a long time, but Darth Vader killed Obiwon right?
no substance to this list. makes no sense
Yeah no , WTF is this, Dungeons and Dragons ?
Dungeons and Dragons!
Yeah no , WTF is this, Dungeons and Dragons ?
Lakers = Evil Empire that got their $48.5 million Death Star blown up.
Then the Timberwolves must be that stormtrooper who bumps his head. And the Suns are that thing living in the trash compactor.
Dungeons and Dragons!
Let's get that lead up to 20, boys!
I ing love this team
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