If You Had To Pick Which Religion Would You Choose....

[Koolaid_Man]

Pick one or die a slow death by having honey rubbed up your ass while tied to a tree under a massive fire ant bed in the amazon rainforest.....

[RD2191]

jehovah witness. it's the truth my brothers.

[Buddy Mignon]

I'd design my own.

I'd take the chosen people aspect from the Jews.
I'd take the multi-level marketing aspect from the Scientologists.
I'd take the going to heaven and getting a score of virgins from the muslims.
I'd make myself a christ-like figure.
And we would not accept hes or offerings. We would raise money getting a one million insurance policy on every convert... beneficiary made out to The Church of Luv.

[Avante]

Avanteism

[Koolaid_Man]

I'd design my own.

I'd take the chosen people aspect from the Jews.
I'd take the multi-level marketing aspect from the Scientologists.
I'd take the going to heaven and getting a score of virgins from the muslims.
I'd make myself a christ-like figure.
And we would not accept hes or offerings. We would raise money getting a one million insurance policy on every convert... beneficiary made out to The Church of Luv.

That's not bad.... Island of Dr. Moreau type huh....

[Koolaid_Man]

Avanteism

would this be your credo?


Colossians 3:20


20 Children, obey your parents in everything, for this pleases the Lord.

[Koolaid_Man]

jehovah witness. it's the truth my brothers.

why do you say that...are you one?

[Malik Hairston]

Probably Islam(NOI), tbh..

[apalisoc_9]

None tbh...

But If i really had to pick one, probably Islam.

It's a lot better than the alternatives.

It also makes much more sense.

[TeyshaBlue]

Buddhism, hands down.

[Avante]

I can't toss out common sense, so there goes Christianity, Mormon, Jehovah Witness.

I can't follow anything a desert murderer started.

I know nothing about Hindu/Buddism.

Yep, Avanteism for me. An all powerful supreme being who gave us all we have. There just aren't any stupid stories or do's and don'ts. You let it be known you accept "it" as your God and you will be taken care of. If you don't you will simply be ignored.

[Blake]

Yep, Avanteism for me. An all powerful supreme being who gave us all we have. There just aren't any stupid stories or do's and don'ts. You let it be known you accept "it" as your God and you will be taken care of. if you don't you will simply be ignored.

Yeah, i can't follow a god this stupid

[Avante]

Yeah, i can't follow a god this stupid

Wow~~~~~~~~~

I'll go slow..AGAIN!

It's not the God that is stupid little man, ok? It's us, we are the ones making up all that stupid , ok?

Wow!

[Blake]

I'll go slow..AGAIN!

That's your only speed, tbh

[Avante]

That's your only speed, tbh

But here you are CONSTANTLY, right? Little man, you come here to bug people, I play with ya son. ok? Can't believe you haven't figured that out by now. You really are a moron.

Dude, more than a few times I point you out to friends, you are ed up, ok? Mason called you....Flake.

You suck ya little ,ok?

[Buddy Mignon]

That's not bad.... Island of Dr. Moreau type huh....

Moreau was on to something. I know they went all sci-fi on it but he was showing us something about ourselves there.

"Dr. Moreau: Permit me Mr.Douglas, to tell you something of the Devil as I've come to know him. The Devil is that element in human nature, that impels us to destroy and debase.
Edward Douglas: And what are you about upon this island but destruction and debasement.
Dr. Moreau: Oh well, I can tell you very plainly...
[Majai interrupts by putting his foot on the dinner table to which Dr.Moreau reacts]
Dr. Moreau: No please, don't do that.
[Majai removes foot from table]
Dr. Moreau: For 17 years I have been striving to create a... some measure of refinement in the human species you see. And it is here, on this very island, that I sir, have found the very essence of the Devil.
Edward Douglas: What do you mean?
Dr. Moreau: I've seen the Devil, in my microscope and I have chained him, and I suppose you could say in a sense metaphorically speaking, I have cut him to pieces. The Devil, Mr.Douglas, I've found is nothing more than a tiresome collection of genes, and it is with great assurance that I can tell you, that Lucifer, Son of Morning is no more."

Religion would be no more if man could grasp that simple concept.

[Trill Clinton]

hebrew israelites just for the ery

[apalisoc_9]

I can't toss out common sense, so there goes Christianity, Mormon, Jehovah Witness.

I can't follow anything a desert murderer started.

I know nothing about Hindu/Buddism.

Yep, Avanteism for me. An all powerful supreme being who gave us all we have. There just aren't any stupid stories or do's and don'ts. You let it be known you accept "it" as your God and you will be taken care of. If you don't you will simply be ignored.

you realize every religion was started by a desert dweller right?

[DMC]

jehovah witness. it's the truth my brothers.

lol Watchtower... elders... lol

[RD2191]

lol Watchtower... elders... lol

So did you vote?

[DMC]

The rain forest idea doesn't sound so bad.

[DMC]

So did you vote?

Yeah. The non-theistic religion which is basically a lifestyle choice. Anything that has a deity as a central figure is more than I can stomach.

[phyzik]

Pretty limited list of religions since there are literally thousands available..... but I'll play along.....

Following the premise of the thread le, if I HAD to pick one of these religions listed with no other choice, I would choose Scientology.... here are my reasons....

1) Off chance of hanging out with filthy rich mofo's like Tom Cruise and John Travolta. Might as well make the best of a ty situation.

2) Aliens. More probable than an invisible sky daddy.

3) It is arguably the most bat insane religion of the modern day, which tickles my funny bone... If you're forced to go re , might as well go all the way.

[bigzak25]

I'm not going to your church. If I go, I go Baptist.

[spurraider21]

Pastafarianism