I Put Rap Music On Hold This Week...

[Avante]

You just keep making an ass out of yourself. You bragging to me about being able to dance is like me bragging to a gook about knowing how to fry rice. You had to learn how to dance... I'm hardwired for that . Smooth talker I am... that's right. I count roughly 40 cities you've tasted some pussy in. I got that count beat just within Cali alone. I've smashed porn stars... Playmates, Penthouse Pets... models of every race. I can prove this and am willing to put my dough where my mouth is. You're just talking , son.

Dude, do you learn how to be a running back? How about a sprinter? You either have it or ya don;t. Who learns to dance, you either have it or ya don't. You can't teach...rythmn.

Dude, I been ing for over 45 years guy. Trust me half pint, I;ve had more ass than you , your daddy and his daddy combined, ok amigo?

[Avante]

Who are you talking to?

You'll do.

[ohmwrecker]

Naruto, you are a virgin and everyone here knows it. gtfo with that bull .

[ohmwrecker]

You'll do.

I'm on your side, gramps.

[Buddy Mignon]

I'm on your side, gramps.

Go ahead and hump his ass all you want... I don't swing that way.

[ohmwrecker]

Go ahead and hump his ass all you want... I don't swing that way.

that noise. I give the old man as much as anyone. I just think you're full of . Deal with that, you micro fruit.

[Infinite_limit]

[Avante]

I'm on your side, gramps.

I would be too.

[Koolaid_Man]

Dude, do you learn how to be a running back? How about a sprinter? You either have it or ya don;t. Who learns to dance, you either have it or ya don't. You can't teach...rythmn.

Dude, I been ing for over 45 years guy. Trust me half pint, I;ve had more ass than you , your daddy and his daddy combined, ok amigo?

Please exclude the 100 minors

[Avante]

I ran the bars for 10 years before meeting Judy at 33 years of age, she was 21.

There me and a buddy named Stan (x-running back at Humbolt State) sat at a table at the Paul Bunyan Lounge in Porterville (Stan had beat me in a backgammon game which decided where'd we head that night, if I'd won...no Judy) so around midnight in walk three tall blondes. the bouncer must have knew they were coming because he let them in thru the back door. They had to walk right by our table. While they were all fine, the last one was amazing. Her ass looked to be painted on, incredible.

Avante...did you see that?
Stan...way out of your league.
Avante...oh really?
Stan... in' A.

After they find a table.

Avante...watch this (band starts to play)
Stan...good luck.

Avante..hi.
Amazing..hi.
Avante...wanna dance?
Amazing..no thank you.
Avante... (crushed)..o-k.

sitting down.

Avante... .
Stan..hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!
Avante.. you!

next song starts up

Amazing...hi
Avante...well hi.
Amazing...still wanna dance?
Avante...sure!

as we headed to the dance floor, I look back at Stan....""
Stan

The rest is history so they say.

[Avante]

Please exclude the 100 minors

First off stupid what is the age of consent in Thailand?

[ohmwrecker]

I would be too.

Yes. You're slightly more convincing than the least believable poster on the board. Congratulations.

[Avante]

Yes. You're slightly more convincing than the least believable poster on the board. Congratulations.

I took pictures of that world I talk about. There were those 10,000 books, those 6000 CD's/tapes. My football trophies, the weights, pictures of sprinters on the walls. And posted them here for all to see.

It isn't real obvious I know of what I speak? Why fight it so bad?

[Koolaid_Man]

I took pictures of that world I talk about. There were those 10,000 books, those 6000 CD's/tapes. My football trophies, the weights, pictures of sprinters on the walls. And posted them here for all to see.

It isn't real obvious I know of what I speak? Why fight it so bad?

you still got a pecker the size of Krill no matter how much you try to rep us

[Avante]

you still got a pecker the size of Krill no matter how much you try to rep us

Do you see me....OH MY GOD PUSSY YES YES YESSSSSSSSSSSSS.......well?

Grow up small fry, ok?