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Keep in mind we are assuming there is a Heaven.
You want to turn your life over to Jesus Christ and be baptisted and then obey the commandments and worship the Lord.
Say you're sorry and mean it.
Tell a priest sorry and mean it.
Purify oneself to wear holy vestments commune with God and say you're sorry.
Bring prime livestock to the priesthood barbeque.
Die in battle presumably for the cause.
Meditation and contemplation.
Live a virtuous life.
Cash, check, or money order.
Whatever the hell way I want.
Wanted to get a gauge of what people's thoughts were on how to best get to heaven. Remember there are no right answers so try to keep the indignant butthurt to a minimum.
Keep in mind we are assuming there is a Heaven.
You want to turn your life over to Jesus Christ and be baptisted and then obey the commandments and worship the Lord.
It is not possible to earn your way into heaven based on merit. So live a fulfilling life knowing you are forgiven and salvation has already been granted unto you.
Depends on your idea of heaven? I'd like to get rid of the trouble makers and stay here on earth forever.
Become the Good Samaritan
Or living a murderous life. Same difference as far as heaven and forgiveness go
Stop thinking about getting even with your wife. It's not her fault you didn't satisfy her.
That ad hominem was incredibly speedy, even for you
Fuzzylumpkins is a got
in my honest opinion, Treat s how u want to be treated and u get to go to heaven , thats just my opinion
None of those options are the way to get into heaven
Do you think Hitler made it to heaven? Serious question, assuming heaven is true.
Riveting poll results.
Yes unless on the 1% chance he actually did order the mass gassing of 6 million Jews in so called gas chambers that weren't air right and would have leaked and killed the guards
hitler was a great man
Have you seen David Cole's investigation on the subject? He brings up some very questionable aspects of the halocaust that nobody wants to discuss like the walls of the gas chambers not having any blue staining which would indicate the use of Zyklon B. They said he's been living a second life after threats from Mossad.
Yes he was definitely threatened into changing his tune but his original work was great, I can't really conceptualize a reality where the holocaust actually happened there are just too many red flags. Part of understanding that is reading David Coles work and the points that he makes. There are hundreds of holes in the story, for one we basically just took the soviets word on it for the camps in the east and they were known liars. First they electrocuted them, made lamps and soap out of them, the stories were outrageous. I think what little evidence exists was staged with bodies of those that Stalin had killed personally.
I wouldn't trust the Soviets about anything regarding the war either, Stalin wanted history to strike out Hitler's name. You also have Cole pointing out the sheer logistics, the amount of bodies per day that would need to be exterminated was beyond the capacity of any of the camps - especially treblinka.
And the lack of actual air right gas chambers and cyanide residue, and the fact that one of the major camps I forget which one is a reconstruction that they've been trying to pass off as the main thing all this time
Die in the womb? Can't really sin there.
Depends on your religion.
Christians believe you get to heaven by the grace of God, and nothing you can do gets you there, that it's a gift you just accept and live as if you believe it. The pre-Jesus dudes didn't see it that way, the Jews don't see it that way, and most other religions that believe in some grand forever after life don't see it that way.
Modern day Christians have basically built a user friendly god.
Trick question: there is no therefore everyone goes to heaven
"By flying my cucktainer there."
- Blake
What do people/Angels actually do in Heaven? No football, no blues (how can ya be blue in Heaven) no MMA. How do ya spend your days? I;m guessing no more sex.
Do we have nights and days in Heaven? Do you no longer brush your teeth/shower/shave?
That's what I'm saying!!! You see... we do have something in common. I like a stiff drink from time to time. I'm going to Vegas to see the fight... no tickets, but I'll be there. Lots of girls... some gambling... and I'm sure to bag something. No Mastros Steakhouse. No massage parlors. Can I jet ski? Snowmobile? Raft the Colorado? What's so good about heaven?
Plus you'll have no blues in heaven. It'll all be like Katie Perry or some . Imagine me not being able to listen to Prince!!!
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