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I had a friend who used a detox drink for a drug test a few years back. He's a big guy, so he thought he probably needed two. He ended up in the emergency room because his kidney's completely shut down.
Whatever you do, don't drink two! lol
Anybody have any other recommendations? I have a drug screen @ 15:30 and I must confess I indulged in some baking soda Saturday night/Sunday morning.
I've been drinking water like crazy and spending more time in the sauna than a prize fighter trying to make weight.
I had a friend who used a detox drink for a drug test a few years back. He's a big guy, so he thought he probably needed two. He ended up in the emergency room because his kidney's completely shut down.
Whatever you do, don't drink two! lol
Hory chet. I was kinda planning on going that route (1 drink).
Go with the whizzinator, it's $70 but guaranteed to pass a drug test. You can get them at any headshop. The detox/masking agents just feel like death afterwards
Get somebody you know who is clean to piss in a condom. Tape the condom to your inner thigh...
That's how I always passed DTs. Just make sure the temperature is kept high. Also, if the cup has a temperature scale on it...use your piss first. Piss in the cup...the temperature will register as normal. Dump the dirty piss out and pour the clean piss in.
so you recommend taking a fake in to the war room? A lot of these workers that supervise the test are gots (gotta be to take that job) at their dream jobs and are zoomed in on every detail of your I'm sure. Too risky, especially if on probation.
We actually had a guy here in SA make the news because of The whizzinator on a probation test.
admitting you're a tweaker on ST? That is out of your system in a day or so anyway, so if you didn't knock out an 8 ball to yourself and drank plenty as fluids you should be clean anyway.
My recommendation is to at least put a 3 day window between your cocaine binge and the UA.
On a side note,
So I passed lol. I only hit up about three big lines Saturday night/Sunday morning. Honestly that's the fastest I've gotten it out of my system...one day. My home UDS was clean about two hours before having to pee for probation but I still took the carbo for peace of mind.
Normally the is out of your system between 2-4 days. Since its water soluable tho, I'd recommend drinking a lot of water and sitting in the sauna a couple of hours. I did this Sunday evening and Monday morning while drinking about two gallons of water per day.
Good thing I didn't buy the dildo like Dedly recommended, the er actually stood next to me and watched me pee.
So I passed lol. I only hit up about three big lines Saturday night/Sunday morning. Honestly that's the fastest I've gotten it out of my system...one day. My home UDS was clean about two hours before having to pee for probation but I still took the carbo for peace of mind.
Normally the is out of your system between 2-4 days. Since its water soluable tho, I'd recommend drinking a lot of water and sitting in the sauna a couple of hours. I did this Sunday evening and Monday morning while drinking about two gallons of water per day.
Good thing I didn't buy the dildo like Dedly recommended, the er actually stood next to me and watched me pee.
Good ..glad you passed.
I've never had anybody watch me piss during a DT. You might have already answered this...but what kinda job is this?
Male stripper iirc
Well if that's the case...I'm sure PASSING the drug test would be grounds for termination.
Dated a stripper for a few months in college. She did more coke than anybody I've ever seen or heard of. You would have thought the was part Colombian.
Ever had a coked up woman ride you? Good times
Ever had a coked up woman ride you? Good times
For probation. DWI + gun charges. Once I finish my probation though I should be able to wash my record.
I've never had anybody watch me piss during a DT. You might have already answered this...but what kinda job is this?
I've never heard of this either, tbh, which is why i said the whizzinator...and we've both worked healthcare for years, chunticakes. That, and none of the gov't jobs I've had (where you have to have some level of security clearance) ever used those Gestapo tactics.
Best sex evar lol.Ever had a coked up woman ride you? Good times
I had an amazing time when i was with an ex stipper from the yellow rose. We went HAM on the coco and she went HAM on the .
Sucks cuz I'm trying to get my Master's for FNP this fall.
damn...family medicine might be a lofty goal with det rapsheet
FOR PROBATION!!!!
Dude...hate to be the bearer of bad news....but you got to put the nose candy down. For something as serious as DWI and gun charges...all that other can wait. You're living dangerously, and I can respect that. But get off probation before you even think about dabbling in the good stuff again.
Had a buddy fail a drug test for weed while he was on probation (was arrested and charged with possession of marijuana)....the judge gave him 30 days in jail. FOR WEED!!! I don't know about your judge...but he/she might throw the gotdamn book at you for blow.
I've had more serious kinds of drug tests than urine tests tbh. I've had hair and blood drug tests both done when I was in the army getting my security clearance. I was always clean though so it didn't matter. But, to have a guy stare at your while you piss is just flat out wrong.
This is America jack....
I agree with you. Fortunately this should be my one and only time being tested. All I needed was a few classes and some fees which both have been taken care of. Henceforth I pretty much show up every other month, say hi to the probation officer and head back home.
Dude...hate to be the bearer of bad news....but you got to put the nose candy down. For something as serious as DWI and gun charges...all that other can wait. You're living dangerously, and I can respect that. But get off probation before you even think about dabbling in the good stuff again.
Had a buddy fail a drug test for weed while he was on probation (was arrested and charged with possession of marijuana)....the judge gave him 30 days in jail. FOR WEED!!! I don't know about your judge...but he/she might throw the gotdamn book at you for blow.
Yeah, I agree with Silver&Black. You being on deferred for those two charges, I'm guessing you would do 10 years if you revoke your probation? I was on 3 year deferred and the thought of having to do 3 years day for day was bad enough.
Also, funny memories of the tactics I would strategically use to avoid my UA's when I had smoked weed. My P.O. would go through her routine questions and then she reaches into her drawer, that could only mean she was going for the UA slip.. I'd quickly comment on her hair, or the new ornaments on her desk. Worked nearly every time.
In 3 years I pissed 3 times.
Is this her tbh?
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