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    I am 100% dead serious when i say I think there is at least a 50% chance that lebron is a genetically modified human being and in turn, has no father.

    I am dead serious. I believe lebron was grown in a test tube and then artificially implanted into gloria james and carried to term. no human being should possess his combination of size, strength and athleticism. AND to book it all out, he's very intelligent too. (besides the decision) remember how much poise he had just coming into the league at 18 years old? it's un-natural. how often have TV analysts described him as a "freak of nature" .....maybe it's truer than we know.

    I am serious. we all know (and I swear I am not saying this to be insulting or mean) that lebron's mom was a crack (is drug addicted pros ute better?) it's just a fact, it happened. I am NOT saying this to be mean, in fact I am a heroin addict and know a few woman who have sold themselves for dope, it happens. they are not bad people.

    and the government has a history of using pros utes and impoverished people in "experiments." read about MK-ULTRA. it happened. the CIA used to have pros utes slip LSD to johns and then the agents would watch what happened thru 2-way mirrors. the government helped start and continue the crack epidemic of the 80s.

    I believe that lebron was a precursor experiment to create super soldiers. something where they were just like "well let's test it out on some poor people that no one will notice and see if we can get any results before we sink more billions into this."

    it's not all that crazy. you don't think the government has interest in creating genetically modified super human soldiers? we know for a FACT it does. it's been do ented. you don't think russia or china has interest in such a thing? you know they do. and anything russia or china is or would be doing we are doing. to do it first and do it better.

    he's some kind of experiment that they just monitored from a distance and let keep growing. and i mean this was probably initially started with just a few people who believed it could be done and that's why it started small and covert using regular civilians. until they could show the results to the higher ups and say "look at this, you don't wanna fund this on a larger scale?"

    and where else would such a person end up besides in a professional sports league?

    I think there is probably some secret base(s) out there that are now filled with people like lebron, younger than him probably. if they couldn't see how well the experiment worked until he was about 16-18 years old (he was pretty much a full grown man at 16 and could have came off the bench for any NBA team if not started) than maybe there are a bunch of 9-15 year old super humans like lebron (not copies of him but given the same genetic boost that he was) eating chow in some secret barracks right now.....

    until someone comes forth and the DNA test shows him to be his father (and a bunch have come forward and been shown not to be) than I will believe this is AT LEAST possible..

    edit: something I'd like to add in case someone says "well if this is true why wouldn't lebron's mom come forward and admit it, just say I participated in a government experiment and lebron was the result." well she doesn't know. it's simple, she goes to a hotel with a john, he slips something in a drink and she gets knocked out-cold. they take her and do whatever they did. give her some amnesiacs or anesthesia (probably benzos too) so when she wakes up she's in a haze and doesn't remember anything. not even the john. she finds out she's pregnant later and just assumes she got knocked up by any random john. has lebron. even if she participated willingly, got paid, and knows everything, know one would believe her crazy ass.

  2. #127
    5 is real faggy! Mikeanaro's Avatar
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  3. #128
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    If Kyrie can rest the for remaining ECF he may be in good shape for the finals, depending on how series his injury is.

  4. #129
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    What legit compe ion in the East is there? Of course you can say that.
    A 60 win team. It's not even about that. If you swap Harden for Lebron Cleveland wouldn't be 2 games away from the NBA finals, same with Curry, same with any other player in the NBA. Lebron's relevancy is amazing.

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    LeBron > Kirby PERIOD
    Splits = s PERIOD

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    Bosshog in the cut djohn2oo8's Avatar
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    A 60 win team. It's not even about that. If you swap Harden for Lebron Cleveland wouldn't be 2 games away from the NBA finals, same with Curry, same with any other player in the NBA. Lebron's relevancy is amazing.
    You literally in the same sentence say it's not about compe ion but then cite a 60 win team

    So just one team then? No not even that.

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    A 60 win team. It's not even about that. If you swap Harden for Lebron Cleveland wouldn't be 2 games away from the NBA finals, same with Curry, same with any other player in the NBA. Lebron's relevancy is amazing.
    Not to mention how terrible this team was last year. They go from literally one of the worst teams in the league to going to the finals shortly Lebron makes everyone around him better.

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    Lebron is the best player in the league today.... However he still has a way to go to be better than Kobe entire career

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    Lebron is the best player in the league today.... However he still has a way to go to be better than Kobe entire career

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    Why so serious? Stevie Johnson's Avatar
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    Lebron is the best player in the league today.... However he still has a way to go to be better than Kobe entire career
    LMAO he isn't even the ing MVP. All hail Lord Curry .

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    Derrick White fanboy FkLA's Avatar
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    I am 100% dead serious when i say I think there is at least a 50% chance that lebron is a genetically modified human being and in turn, has no father.

    I am dead serious. I believe lebron was grown in a test tube and then artificially implanted into gloria james and carried to term. no human being should possess his combination of size, strength and athleticism. AND to book it all out, he's very intelligent too. (besides the decision) remember how much poise he had just coming into the league at 18 years old? it's un-natural. how often have TV analysts described him as a "freak of nature" .....maybe it's truer than we know.

    I am serious. we all know (and I swear I am not saying this to be insulting or mean) that lebron's mom was a crack (is drug addicted pros ute better?) it's just a fact, it happened. I am NOT saying this to be mean, in fact I am a heroin addict and know a few woman who have sold themselves for dope, it happens. they are not bad people.

    and the government has a history of using pros utes and impoverished people in "experiments." read about MK-ULTRA. it happened. the CIA used to have pros utes slip LSD to johns and then the agents would watch what happened thru 2-way mirrors. the government helped start and continue the crack epidemic of the 80s.

    I believe that lebron was a precursor experiment to create super soldiers. something where they were just like "well let's test it out on some poor people that no one will notice and see if we can get any results before we sink more billions into this."

    it's not all that crazy. you don't think the government has interest in creating genetically modified super human soldiers? we know for a FACT it does. it's been do ented. you don't think russia or china has interest in such a thing? you know they do. and anything russia or china is or would be doing we are doing. to do it first and do it better.

    he's some kind of experiment that they just monitored from a distance and let keep growing. and i mean this was probably initially started with just a few people who believed it could be done and that's why it started small and covert using regular civilians. until they could show the results to the higher ups and say "look at this, you don't wanna fund this on a larger scale?"

    and where else would such a person end up besides in a professional sports league?

    I think there is probably some secret base(s) out there that are now filled with people like lebron, younger than him probably. if they couldn't see how well the experiment worked until he was about 16-18 years old (he was pretty much a full grown man at 16 and could have came off the bench for any NBA team if not started) than maybe there are a bunch of 9-15 year old super humans like lebron (not copies of him but given the same genetic boost that he was) eating chow in some secret barracks right now.....

    until someone comes forth and the DNA test shows him to be his father (and a bunch have come forward and been shown not to be) than I will believe this is AT LEAST possible..

    edit: something I'd like to add in case someone says "well if this is true why wouldn't lebron's mom come forward and admit it, just say I participated in a government experiment and lebron was the result." well she doesn't know. it's simple, she goes to a hotel with a john, he slips something in a drink and she gets knocked out-cold. they take her and do whatever they did. give her some amnesiacs or anesthesia (probably benzos too) so when she wakes up she's in a haze and doesn't remember anything. not even the john. she finds out she's pregnant later and just assumes she got knocked up by any random john. has lebron. even if she participated willingly, got paid, and knows everything, know one would believe her crazy ass.

  12. #137
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    Lebron is the best player in the league today.... However he still has a way to go to be better than Kobe entire career
    *facepalm*

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    You literally in the same sentence say it's not about compe ion but then cite a 60 win team

    So just one team then? No not even that.
    I'm telling you the East has a 60 wins team but I'm also telling you that it doesn't even matter. If Lebron had been on the Heat this season they would be the ones 2 games aways from the NBA finals and Cleveland would had been a lottery team. That's impressive no matter the level of the conference he is.

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    Very excited to see what LeBron does vs. one of the greatest defenders of my lifetime(Draymond Green) with very good defenders in Iguodala and Thompson taking turns, as well..

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    Bosshog in the cut djohn2oo8's Avatar
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    I'm telling you the East has a 60 wins team but I'm also telling you that it doesn't even matter. If Lebron had been on the Heat this season they would be the ones 2 games aways from the NBA finals and Cleveland would had been a lottery team. That's impressive no matter the level of the conference he is.
    It matters when there isn't any compe ion.

  16. #141
    Why so serious? Stevie Johnson's Avatar
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    It matters when there isn't any compe ion.
    Who the cares about your opinion . Get the back in your hole.

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    Lebron is the best player in the league today.... However he still has a way to go to be better than Kobe entire career
    He came out the womb with a better career than Kirby, dumb

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    Who the cares about your opinion . Get the back in your hole.

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    oh that's right I forgot im talking with irrational idiotic spurs fans who think tim Duncan is god to all players in the league

  20. #145
    Why so serious? Stevie Johnson's Avatar
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    Very excited to see what LeBron does vs. one of the greatest defenders of my lifetime(Draymond Green) with very good defenders in Iguodala and Thompson taking turns, as well..
    Damn right son. It is scary to play us the way we are.

  21. #146
    Derrick White fanboy FkLA's Avatar
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    Why do people dislike LeBron anyways? He plays the right way, makes his teammates better, respects them, unselfish, isn't a psychopath, isn't a rapist, is a good family man. I don't get what there is to dislike other than people simply hating on greatness tbh.

  22. #147
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    It matters when there isn't any compe ion.
    No other player in the NBA would turn a lottery team into a finlas participant no matter how weak the compe ion. That's why it matters.

  23. #148
    Believe. Malik Hairston's Avatar
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    Why do people dislike LeBron anyways? He plays the right way, makes his teammates better, respects them, unselfish, isn't a psychopath, isn't a rapist, is a good family man. I don't get what there is to dislike other than people simply hating on greatness tbh.
    Its pretty obvious what people are insecure about with LeBron, tbh

    A certain man that dominated the expansion league and played a part in the murder of his own father..

  24. #149
    Bosshog in the cut djohn2oo8's Avatar
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    Who the cares about your opinion . Get the back in your hole.
    No wonder Pakis like Curry.

  25. #150
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    Its pretty obvious what people are insecure about with LeBron, tbh

    ..
    its the same insecurity that some of these spurs fans have with kobe. at least as a laker fan I respect LeBron games and I think he is the greatest player in the league today. just like when I thought tim Duncan was the greatest from 03-05 and kobe from 06-12... and now its LeBron tenure.

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