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    Controversy Koolaid_Man's Avatar
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    interesting read....

    8. It's in Texas. Yup. Lone Star staters like to act as if Texan roots automatically grant you preferred seating in heaven, but let's be honest: Texas is like the ty neighborhood every town seems to have out by the landfill, only if you scooped up all the people there, landed them in oil country, and genetically modified them to have an outsized sense of en lement and self-worth.


    7. Sure, the Alamo is cool to look at, but it's racist. Since Santa Ana's armies overran the patch of turf in 1836, "Remember the Alamo" has become some sort war-whoop- -branding-scheme- -drunk-frat-boy-chant. But really, the whole story, or how we seem to always portray it, just reaffirms a nasty white-man-versus-brown-man thing. See: the 136 Sociology degree thesis papers on file at the Wesleyan College library.


    6. You can legally kill a hooker there. Or so a San Antonio-area judge recently ruled. Well, at least if she refuses to pay you back. The customer is always right in San Antonio.

    5. The music scene sucks.

    4. Its honor is worth a plate of tacos. When South Florida politicos like Debbie Wasserman Schultz and Carlos Gimenez threw down on friendly wagers with their San Antonio counterparts, they bet Joe's Stone Crab -- the iconic and pricey South Beach eatery that will cost you a couple of hundred a pop. On the other side of the table, San Antonio's leaders offered Tex-Mex. That's like soft s tacos and . *Shakes head*

    3. It's the homebase for Clear Channel Communications. Otherwise known as the conservative broadcasting company responsible for blowhards like Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, and Glenn Beck. The company also has blackballed advertisers and opinions that swing left of center.



    2. Speaking of conservatives... San Antonio is also the hometown for two right-wing political poster boys: George W. Bush's attorney general, Alberto Gonzales; and Iran-Contra war criminal Oliver North.


    1. Tim Duncan plays basketball there. He is a Hall of Fame calib....... oh -- sorry, we snoozed off there. Anyway, like even LeBron said, Duncan is a...... damn, jeez, there it happened again. Something just keeps putting us to sleep. All right, so Tim Du......

    http://www.browardpalmbeach.com/news/eight-reasons-san-antonio-is-the-worst-place-ever-6463552

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    Veteran Ignignokt's Avatar
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    Still more desirable than your Nigerian mudpie and flies wasteland.

    Nice try Ogabe

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    right about pizzagate Blake's Avatar
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    Good stay out.

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    Alleged Michigander ChumpDumper's Avatar
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    That was a really salty Google search, Kool.

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    Independent DMX7's Avatar
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    I would not be surprised if the author has never stepped foot in San Antonio.

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    Controversy Koolaid_Man's Avatar
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    That was a really salty Google search, Kool.

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    Club Rookie of The Year DJR210's Avatar
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    8 Reasons Why Kool Is A got:

    1. Because he is a got

    2. Because he is got

    3. He's a Laker fan in Texas

    4. Routinely says he was out "acting gay" with "women"

    5. Because he's got

    6. Lives a fake black Internet life

    7. Because he's sucks off a grown Naruto watching fake black muddler all over the forum

    8. Because he's a got

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    Veteran RD2191's Avatar
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    8 Reasons Why Kool Is A got:

    1. Because he is a got

    2. Because he is got

    3. He's a Laker fan in Texas

    4. Routinely says he was out "acting gay" with "women"

    5. Because he's got

    6. Lives a fake black Internet life

    7. Because he's sucks off a grown Naruto watching fake black muddler all over the forum

    8. Because he's a got

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    Controversy Koolaid_Man's Avatar
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    8 Reasons Why Kool Is A got:

    1. Because he is a got

    2. Because he is got

    3. He's a Laker fan in Texas

    4. Routinely says he was out "acting gay" with "women"

    5. Because he's got

    6. Lives a fake black Internet life

    7. Because he's sucks off a grown Naruto watching fake black muddler all over the forum

    8. Because he's a got

    says the guy who openly admitted to having 8 count em 8 STDs....

    Tell us DJR218

    How are they distributed...4 in your and 4 in your ass

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    I don't get the Alamo is racist thing. Do people not know what happened there?

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    I just can't picture a little skinny black cherry boy singing that song.

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    Veteran cantthinkofanything's Avatar
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    I don't get the Alamo is racist thing. Do people not know what happened there?
    Once it makes it to Spurstalk, it's always about racism.

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    You can kill a hooker and not be charge?

    Awesome

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    Veteran cantthinkofanything's Avatar
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    You can kill a hooker and not be charge?

    Awesome
    Are you Chinese?

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    Veteran Xevious's Avatar
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    I would not be surprised if the author has never stepped foot in San Antonio.

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    I just think that's progressive thinking.

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    Fan Since 1973 Twisted_Dawg's Avatar
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    How is Houston this morning, Kool?

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    Controversy Koolaid_Man's Avatar
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    How is Houston this morning, Kool?

    Let me check the tor and vpn servers I use to log into....will let you know in a sec....

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    Believe..I'l Have another Biernutz's Avatar
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    Let's hope the movie San Andreas will be based on events to come........

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    Club Rookie of The Year DJR210's Avatar
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    Let's hope the movie San Andreas will be based on events to come........
    If Yellowstone was to go, we'd probably be ed here in Texas too. They consider it to be a super volcano IIRC on the terminology.

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    How is Houston this morning, Kool?
    I'm not Kool but I just saw Noah floating on his ark.

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    Believe..I'l Have another Biernutz's Avatar
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    If Yellowstone was to go, we'd probably be ed here in Texas too. They consider it to be a super volcano IIRC on the terminology.
    If Yellowstone blew,life would hard anywhere in the country..the ash cloud effects would make it too hard
    to survive. Like a nuclear winter.... as for San Andreas, Calif. from Frisco to La would be out in the ocean.....no loss.....

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    If Yellowstone blew,life would hard anywhere in the country..the ash cloud effects would make it too hard
    to survive. Like a nuclear winter.... as for San Andreas, Calif. from Frisco to La would be out in the ocean.....no loss.....
    according to the preview, it is a global event and would be felt on the east coast in the movie, so you would probably be screwed too.

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