Amateur: $500 An Hour Couldn't Get Jim A Handshake

[illmatic]

^About as pathetic as a Naruto fan claiming to be a

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Is there anything more pathetic than a bunch of Lakerfans posting a thread about Tim Duncan, then laughing to each other as they make lame jokes that no one else thinks is funny? How obsessed with the Spurs do you have to be that you're searching Duncan's pictures online, then trying to analyze his body language, just so you can post about it on Spurstalk?

We'd post pics of you high playin' Cowens right into the ter, but, there ain't any.

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^About as pathetic as a Naruto fan claiming to be a

Or, you lettin' Artest put that back.

[Budkin]

& the mother er either borrowed or stole Pop's in' pants.

[Franklin]

$500 could've got him a handjob though.

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I still got it!!!