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Think what you're gonna lose in less than a month, tbh, which however doesn't include virginity imho (most Americans have lost it by their 18th birthday imho).
Think what you're gonna lose in less than a month, tbh, which however doesn't include virginity imho (most Americans have lost it by their 18th birthday imho).
Gratz as long as you're not racemixing
damn this clown didnt pull out when he felt the tingle feeling in his knees, now he is married due to accident?
make sure to eat that ass good on wedding day, you sick utsa fart sucker.
Oh well, guess you will be disappointed.
Dont worry, ass eating has already started. Head in the pillow, ass in the air.
Lol obsessed with white people. Her whole family hates you and will talk about you behind your back until the divorce.Oh well, guess you will be disappointed.
A little advice....
Do everything ya can to help her keep it all up. Do that laundry, do those dishs, make sure she wakes up to a clean house. Keep in mind women are all about those little things, little that doesn't make a dent with us is important to them. Yep, weird little creatures.
You make life easier for her and you will be rewarded so in a way you are setting things up for yourself, trust me on this one....
If she ain't happy you won't be either.
And, don't get lazy with it, she is not your mommy she can dump your ass.
I never said she was white.
Believe me, I know the game. We are a team. We both help each other out with everything. I actually listen to her and what she has to say. She loves sports too, which is a huge plus.
Oh ok well good luck then!
Naaaaaa, mexicans are just sand blasted niggras anyhow.
But, I never said she was mexican either.
Lel I decided to be nice but you were too quick
Man....sit your ass down!
Man....shut the up!
congrats big bro!!! send me some pics of the wedding....and of her sexy ass sister too
congrats big bro!!! send me some pics of the wedding....and of her sexy ass sister too
Marriage belongs in the first 2000 years since Jesus Christ was born. But now in the third millennium you don't have to get married to have kids especially in the United States tbh. Just them es for fun or live a celibate life like I do and your life would be much happier and easier imho.
Wow, Im convinced you are gay now.
This is some of the worst advise Ive ever heard. To with that, Im getting married and gonna tap dat ass on a regular. Then as I get older, someone will be keeping me company and will change my bed pan if Im unable to get outta bed.
Good luck with loneliness.
You can't expect her to take care of your life bro, just like Avante said you need to start to learn to live a neat life as a woman does. es really care about frivolous stuffs that men don't usually give a about, and you certainly have a lot to learn into a marriage even though you've been together for a while now. And woman loses her sexual appeal far sooner than a man does, say when you both hit the 50 mark (assuming there isn't a huge age gap between you guys like... you know who) her vagina would be loose like a pocket and you'd also start to try her asshole even though you're not gay. Altogether you'll only have 10-20 yrs of decent sexual life with that woman, and that's apparently not worth living the next 30-40 years of your life using a loose old stinky pussy to comfort yourself, tbh.Wow, Im convinced you are gay now.
This is some of the worst advise Ive ever heard. To with that, Im getting married and gonna tap dat ass on a regular. Then as I get older, someone will be keeping me company and will change my bed pan if Im unable to get outta bed.
Good luck with loneliness.
Plus, I'm not gay. The difference between celibate and gay is just as big as that between Nazi and communism imho, they're both against liberty but they're of two extreme opposite ends. I mean just because celibates and gays tacitly resist heterosexuality it doesn't mean we're the same, instead we're absolutely different tbh.
You better get away from that ass licking. At some point, you might be old and ting yourself on a daily basis and she'll be there to clean up and change your diapers. You don't really want her down there wiping up and having conflicted thoughts about what she used to do down there.Wow, Im convinced you are gay now.
This is some of the worst advise Ive ever heard. To with that, Im getting married and gonna tap dat ass on a regular. Then as I get older, someone will be keeping me company and will change my bed pan if Im unable to get outta bed.
Good luck with loneliness.
LOL........at some of these comments.
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