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  1. #26
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    A long time ago when I was senior manager for PwC, I invited a cute trainee for a dinner after almost three days working night and day on a due diligence. That was a kinda thank you dinner for having worked her ass off to help me deal with the sorting of a bunch of archives.

    She was young, big boobs, nice ass... good stuff tbh

    What was supposed to happen happened, walking down the street along Seine river, I kissed her. From there she was on my appartment naked on my bed. I do enjoy licking some pussy for getting stuff rolling, I went there slowly but surely when I started to smell something weird a mix of dead cat and rotten fish... girl had a smelly pussy

    Nasty tbh, I lost my erection almost immediately. I did not want to hurt her feelings so I went on the road of "you know I just broke up it's kinda hard etc..." she told don't worry babe and started sucking my , I forgot about the smelly pussy and went in her mouth... I never replied to her phone calls after

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    I simply wont do it...i almost threw up on a s pussy once....

    Another time this knew she was on her period and didnt care if I ate her bloody snatch....i didnt eat it at all but when i pulled out there was blood all over the condom and sheets....i was like ing she knew and wasnt gonna say if I ate it...some dudes like eating bloody pussy but not me...i know a mexican dude who eats his girl bloody pussy with tater tots..he calls it salty ketchup...

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    moral victory, tbh. Franklin's Avatar
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    A long time ago when I was senior manager for PwC, I invited a cute trainee for a dinner after almost three days working night and day on a due diligence. That was a kinda thank you dinner for having worked her ass off to help me deal with the sorting of a bunch of archives.

    She was young, big boobs, nice ass... good stuff tbh

    What was supposed to happen happened, walking down the street along Seine river, I kissed her. From there she was on my appartment naked on my bed. I do enjoy licking some pussy for getting stuff rolling, I went there slowly but surely when I started to smell something weird a mix of dead cat and rotten fish... girl had a smelly pussy

    Nasty tbh, I lost my erection almost immediately. I did not want to hurt her feelings so I went on the road of "you know I just broke up it's kinda hard etc..." she told don't worry babe and started sucking my , I forgot about the smelly pussy and went in her mouth... I never replied to her phone calls after
    How did you know the smell of dead cat if you have never been to china?

    Seriously though, she had been working her ass off for the past a few days and supposedly she hadn't had the time for a shower or something, so it was really not her fault to have a smelly pussy. Any would've smelt the same without washing her pussy in several days tbh.

    And now I know more about the life at PwC, good riddance, indeed I kinda dodged a bullet thanks to my strict self discipline.

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    Nasty tbh, I lost my erection almost immediately. I did not want to hurt her feelings so I went on the road of "you know I just broke up it's kinda hard etc..." she told don't worry babe and started sucking my , I forgot about the smelly pussy and went in her mouth... I never replied to her phone calls after
    smelly pussy or bad breath? which do you prefer?...

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    A long time ago when I was senior manager for PwC, I invited a cute trainee for a dinner after almost three days working night and day on a due diligence. That was a kinda thank you dinner for having worked her ass off to help me deal with the sorting of a bunch of archives.

    She was young, big boobs, nice ass... good stuff tbh

    What was supposed to happen happened, walking down the street along Seine river, I kissed her. From there she was on my appartment naked on my bed. I do enjoy licking some pussy for getting stuff rolling, I went there slowly but surely when I started to smell something weird a mix of dead cat and rotten fish... girl had a smelly pussy

    Nasty tbh, I lost my erection almost immediately. I did not want to hurt her feelings so I went on the road of "you know I just broke up it's kinda hard etc..." she told don't worry babe and started sucking my , I forgot about the smelly pussy and went in her mouth... I never replied to her phone calls after
    Nice save tbh.

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    How did you know the smell of dead cat if you have never been to china?

    Seriously though, she had been working her ass off for the past a few days and supposedly she hadn't had the time for a shower or something, so it was really not her fault to have a smelly pussy. Any would've smelt the same without washing her pussy in several days tbh.

    And now I know more about the life at PwC, good riddance, indeed I kinda dodged a bullet thanks to my strict self discipline.
    We did not go directly to the dinner, we left the office around 6 / 7 pm and we met at the restaurant after 9 IIRC so she had time to shower tbh... that was not a "bad day" kinda smell tbh... plus she was a fountain girl, you put a finger and it's already a water fall... surely not her fault, probably nobody have had the courage to tell her.

    Other than she is cute and smart but that was a deal breaker

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    smelly pussy or bad breath? which do you prefer?...
    both are pretty bad but if I had to choose I'll go with the bad breath and focus on the pussy and avoid the kissing

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    yup

    good girl

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    I met a blind date at a Chilis off of 1604. The girl was mixed.....looked like hispanic and black. She was like a 5.875 out of a 10, so not all that but doable. Well as soon as she grabbed the menu, I saw her busted up fingernails. It looked like she had her fingernails as a appetizer before she left the house to roll into Chilis. I mean the girls nails were eaten up to the quick. They were shredded and bleeding. As she was having a drink, she would occasionally stop to munch on her fingertips and nails. This really freaked and grossed me out. By the time we ordered, I had completely lost my appe e. All I could think about was this damn cannibal sitting in front of me. When our food arrived, (not that she could be hungry at this point) I played it off like I got free Spurs tickets on my cellphone. I kindly told ol girl that I had to leave and she could take my food in a doggie bag to munch on later, after her fingers of course. She seemed kinda stunned, but took it in stride and accepted. Thank god I had an out, the Spurs were actually playing that night.

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    Took this chic out dusky brunette...,to a high end restaurant...she was one of the prettier girls in my stable...we get to the spot and people are rude by nature so they stare how dare she be with this black man....anyway....they sit us in between an older grey head but sophisticated looking black man and his wife and in between a white couple...Im thinking ohh great couldnt they have found us a more private spot....anyway this chic is married and was about to leave her husband...so as were eating the convo quickly turn to sex...and apparently she gets a bit louder with each drink....she coming on to me and the black couple next to us at least the black lady looked disgusted at the fact I was with her...the other white couple was actually being nosey and listening in....when all of a sudden she starts talking about her husbsnd saying: "Kool I dont know whats wrong with him because I can suck a mean ."

    She was so loud all I could do was fall out laughing...the black lady next to us about grabbed her husband to leave...as I was laughing my ass off....the dude seemed like he was enjoying our conversation....and the white couple on the other side surely was...but after I stopped laughing I said ok ok we'll have to see...and the white couple sitting on the other side of us started grinning from ear to ear...it was a fun date...

    Me and this chic still sex buddies to this day...and yes she can suck the black off a

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    One time I went out with a girl and she didn't put out.

    That would probably me my worst first date experience

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    i'm starting to legitimately feel bad for kool tbh ... his wild imagination teases him on the daily

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    I got AIDs

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    that would explain a lot

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    I've had to run out on of a few first dates when the experience was just simply unbearable.

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