What's the best way to measure your penis?

[apalisoc_9]

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[Ron Jeremy]

This is all you'll need.

[spurraider21]

Magnifying glass and micro-ruler

[Frank Dux]

Your mom is pretty good at it.

[SpursforSix]

This is all you'll need.

Thanks. Now what do I use for the length?

[Thread]

A 2nd cir cision at age 62.

[Spurminator]

Light socket

[Avante]

If she buys you some enlargment pill.

[HarlemHeat37]

From the pubic bone until the tip, no cheating, tbh..

[Koolaid_Man]

If she buys you some enlargment pill.

Hey face you're so weak and transparent...I figured you out...had others chimed in this thread ridiculing the OP you would have followed suit...since they didn't you fell in line the other direction....

Grow a pair old man....stop being feeble and weak....stand for something or fall for nothing....too bad your parents never taught you that...you're a follower....even after all these years....got dam shame tbh...

[baseline bum]

Thanks. Now what do I use for the length?

You're measuring apalisoc's ?

[DisAsTerBot]

why is op such an attention ?

[DJR210]

You're measuring apalisoc's ?

[Avante]

Hey face you're so weak and transparent...I figured you out...had others chimed in this thread ridiculing the OP you would have followed suit...since they didn't you fell in line the other direction....

Grow a pair old man....stop being feeble and weak....stand for something or fall for nothing....too bad your parents never taught you that...you're a follower....even after all these years....got dam shame tbh...

I'm going to tell ya something right now Cherry, no chick wants a guy with breath, ok? Ya wanna get some pussy, stop sucking ,ok?

[StudMuffin]

I'm going to tell ya something right now Cherry, no chick wants a guy with breath, ok? Ya wanna get some pussy, stop sucking ,ok?

You know this from experience right? Try listerine.

[SpursforSix]

You're measuring apalisoc's ?

but the question was to measure "your" penis.

[SpursforSix]

I'm going to tell ya something right now Cherry, no chick wants a guy with breath, ok? Ya wanna get some pussy, stop sucking ,ok?

jeezus. what is breath? does yours smell rank or something?

[DJR210]

I'm going to tell ya something right now Cherry, no chick wants a guy with breath, ok? Ya wanna get some pussy, stop sucking ,ok?

capital C on Cherry

[Koolaid_Man]

I'm going to tell ya something right now Cherry, no chick wants a guy with breath, ok? Ya wanna get some pussy, stop sucking ,ok?

Please Avante tell us more about this breath....hakakakKKaa...

so you been sucking and got told by a your breath smells like ?

[Koolaid_Man]

Avante got told by a that he has breath this old craka is a git...


Now Kool has been told by a chic that his breath smells like pussy

[Koolaid_Man]

Pedovante

[Pick of Destiny]

Pedovante

I smell bacon that just got burned!

[Avante]

jeezus. what is breath? does yours smell rank or something?

Hey , little s like need to know your place, you got that muther er? Don't be messing with me er, now beat it.

[Avante]

Avante got told by a that he has breath this old craka is a git...


Now Kool has been told by a chic that his breath smells like pussy

It's bad enought to be a 30 year old Cherry boy, but to be stupid also, not good slick.

[SpursforSix]

Avante got told by a that he has breath this old craka is a git...


Now Kool has been told by a chic that his breath smells like pussy

They should swab Avante's mouth and run a DNA check against the missing kid list for that area.