What's the best way to measure your penis?

[Avante]

They should swab Avante's mouth and run a DNA check against the missing kid list for that area.

Dude, read that back to yourself ok moron? Wow~~~~~~

[SpursforSix]

Dude, read that back to yourself ok moron? Wow~~~~~~

I wasn't talking to you Teenage breath. I was responding to Kool.

[Koolaid_Man]

Sup breathovante

[Avante]

I wasn't talking to you Teenage breath. I was responding to Kool.

But I;m talking to you er, got it? Know your place little fella, got it?

[Koolaid_Man]

But I;m talking to you er, got it? Know your place little fella, got it?

From Urban Dictionary ( pedovante)

Breath

When an individuals breath has the lingering smell of . Usually more pronouced after sucking the life out of a in the morning when the nut cheese and other smells of the are most pungent.

Billy: Lisa, did you talk to mom this morning at breakfast?

Lisa: Yeah, and her breath reaked of dads . I hate that breath, alot, Billy....

Billy: Thats not what I was going to ask you, but now that you mention it I did catch a wiff of dads meat bat...

Lisa: How do you know what dads junk smells like?

Billy: How do you know what it smells like?

Akward silence........

[Biernutz]

[Koolaid_Man]

Hey Avante...

[apalisoc_9]

[Wild Cobra]

What's the best way to measure your penis?

Is it so small you have to ask?

Doesn't a ruler work for you?

[Drachen]

thread tle

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For you? Micrometer

[Drachen]

thread tle

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For you? Micrometer

[Avante]

When I left this board a few hours ago you guys were talking s, I come back three hours later you're still talking s.

ing gots, sheesh~~~~~~~~

[Biernutz]

If you can give her the "o" face it won't mater how long it is

No faking now........

[Mark Celibate]

Try reaching out for your own anus, so you won't need to get another man and pull his pants down when you want to something.

[Koolaid_Man]

Try reaching out for your own anus, so you won't need to get another man and pull his pants down when you want to something.

Hey Mark...you be fingering your hole?

[Koolaid_Man]

When I left this board a few hours ago you guys were talking s, I come back three hours later you're still talking s.

ing gots, sheesh~~~~~~~~

I've never run across a cat like you before...first you admit to being a pedo and now you say you have breath

[Avante]

I've never run across a cat like you before...first you admit to being a pedo and now you say you have breath

Don't you get tired of me kicking your ass?

[Bobby Junk]

Don't you get tired of me kicking your ass?

You never get tired of licking mine.

[Avante]

You never get tired of licking mine.

Not another one, sheesh~~~~~

[Bobby Junk]

Not another one, sheesh~~~~~

No, your my only one.

[Avante]

No, your my only one.

Son, it's not going to work ok? You simply don't have it. Yep, boring.

[Bobby Junk]

Son, it's not going to work ok? You simply don't have it. Yep, boring.

Where's our song!?

[ChumpDumper]

I hope OP game planned these threads; otherwise he is the most insecure dude I have ever seen.

[Spur|n|Austin]

Can you get re-banned please?

[apalisoc_9]

What's wrong with wanting to know the most accurate measurement of my penis?

Don't know why people think it's weird...