What's the best way to measure your penis?

[spurraider21]

no chick wants a guy with breath, ok? Ya wanna get some pussy, stop sucking ,ok?

sounds like you're speaking from personal experience

[Why?]

What's wrong with wanting to know the most accurate measurement of my penis?

Don't know why people think it's weird...

Why the need to know? Match.com?

[DMC]

Same way you measure a cat's tail, asshole out.

[Avante]

sounds like you're speaking from personal experience

Are you kidding me, dude, that is so junior high.

Then ya wonder why I think you're an idiot.

[Pick of Destiny]

Are you kidding me, dude, that is so junior high.

Then ya wonder why I think you're an idiot.

So were those girls you banged.

[Koolaid_Man]

Are you kidding me, dude, that is so junior high.

Then ya wonder why I think you're an idiot.

Sup my homie Breath

[m>s]

A 2nd cir cision at age 62.

The first one is what got Ya into this mess in the first place

[pgardn]

(100 - (#of Tony Poker posts)) =< 0

If you satisfy the above conditions, you actually own a vagina.
Congrats Apojenner.