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  1. #26
    Grab 'em by the pussy Splits's Avatar
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    This site is lame... its cheaper to get a hooker.
    And you're going to owe me $1000 worth in 8 months when your got team misses the playoffs.

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    Executive Mitch's Avatar
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    She was still fertile, Mitch. That was the chief reason I didn't go, or, at least the most immediate. When a Robinson shoots his load, it sticks. I don't abide rubbers and I wouldn't trust her otherwise.
    That's a smart move, cub. Older a woman is, more desperate she wants a kid.

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    Believe..I'l Have another Biernutz's Avatar
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    I don't know, Luva, I've gotten like a 1/2 dozen 25-year-old girls wanting me to contact them. & I didn't lie about my age.
    They are all hookers looking to take any money you have.....they are not hotties with a daddy..(grandpaw) complex....

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    Im telling you, cub, you've got to write a book about your life. I'd read that, cover to cover.

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    Believe.
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    It never fails... this beener and his ragedy ass dodge with the gay cartoon .
    So you admit that it is pretty gay..but still post about it and watch it on that other place?

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    notthewordsofonewhokneels Thread's Avatar
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    That's a smart move, cub. Older a woman is, more desperate she wants a kid.
    Well, she already had 3, all under 12. I don't think that was her aim, but, I wasn't about to take any chances. We got into one day on the Internet, and I told her to "drop dead." in an off hand way. She took a fit and went down to the Anchorage PD with the screen shot. We got it patched up though, for about week and then we were at it again. I never argued with any girl as much as I fought with her and I've fought with Girl since Junior High. This girl was so gd pretty she about drove me nuts. I didn't know whether to , or, go blind.

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    notthewordsofonewhokneels Thread's Avatar
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    They are all hookers looking to take any money you have.....they are not hotties with a daddy..(grandpaw) complex....
    I know. I'm not looking for that, but, what I am looking for will be difficult to find. And I don't want to end up with with some damn guy posing as a woman and me writing intimate concoctions to him for six months when we finally meet for lunch at the Chuckbox. Can ya imagine it?

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    Executive Mitch's Avatar
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    Well, she already had 3, all under 12. I don't think that was her aim, but, I wasn't about to take any chances. We got into one day on the Internet, and I told her to "drop dead." in an off hand way. She took a fit and went down to the Anchorage PD with the screen shot. We got it patched up though, for about week and then we were at it again. I never argued with any girl as much as I fought with her and I've fought with Girl since Junior High. This girl was so gd pretty she about drove me nuts. I didn't know whether to , or, go blind.
    Ever think about the angry sex, cub?

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    notthewordsofonewhokneels Thread's Avatar
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    Ever think about the angry sex, cub?
    That's what the trip to MN., was for. I'd beat her ass and it, she'd beat my ass, strap it on and it. So, she goes to Walmart the second day I'm there. Before I left Phoenix I bought a camouflage ski mask (cloth) at Cabela's (15 smackers)...I get dressed, bring out my implements, don the mask and wait,,,she walks in, takes one look at me down the hallway and bolts back thru the door screaming bloody murder thru the apartment complex. me.

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    Executive Mitch's Avatar
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    That's what the trip to MN., was for. I'd beat her ass and it, she'd beat my ass, strap it on and it. So, she goes to Walmart the second day I'm there. Before I left Phoenix I bought a camouflage ski mask (cloth) at Cabela's (15 smackers)...I get dressed, bring out my implements, don the mask and wait,,,she walks in, takes one look at me down the hallway and bolts back thru the door screaming bloody murder thru the apartment complex. me.
    Are you serious, cub?

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    notthewordsofonewhokneels Thread's Avatar
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    Are you serious, cub?
    Absolutely. She was never really keen for the sex part. She'd honestly forgot all about "the arrangement." We had "regular" the day I arrived, but, we'd not spoke about the other stuff. I thought it would be a great surprise and a welcome one. I didn't know whether to run after her, or, stay put. I stayed put, took off the master garb, put away the assorted dildos and whips I'd brought a 1,000 miles and just waited on her couch. She brought the building manager back. It was total . She felt bad afterward and we did everything, but, she was not into it, so, it was a bummer. In the end, all I had to show for the trip was I saw snow again, I ate hearty and finally appreciated Girl for not snoring. This woman snored non stop. By day 3 was sleep deprived and ready to cry. Only the food kept me from leaving early.

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    Executive Mitch's Avatar
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    Absolutely. She was never really keen for the sex part. She'd honestly forgot all about "the arrangement." We had "regular" the day I arrived, but, we'd not spoke about the other stuff. I thought it would be a great surprise and a welcome one. I didn't know whether to run after her, or, stay put. I stayed put, took off the master garb, put away the assorted dildos and whips I'd brought a 1,000 miles and just waited on her couch. She brought the building manager back. It was total . She felt bad afterward and we did everything, but, she was not into it, so, it was a bummer. In the end, all I had to show for the trip was I saw snow again, I ate hearty and finally appreciated Girl for not snoring. This woman snored non stop. By day 3 was sleep deprived and ready to cry. Only the food kept me from leaving early.
    God damn, cub. You came for the woman but stayed for the food.

    A snoring woman is annoying as , though.

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    Savvy Veteran spurraider21's Avatar
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    And you're going to owe me $1000 worth in 8 months when your got team misses the playoffs.
    thinking he has the money to pay that
    thinking he'd pay even if his mom loaned him the money

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    notthewordsofonewhokneels Thread's Avatar
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    God damn, cub. You came for the woman but stayed for the food.

    A snoring woman is annoying as , though.
    Well, she had a bum ticker, so, I should not have scared her like that, but, I thought she was expecting it. I thought I was doing good. Christ, just the opposite.

    And that area was one of the last that still stocked Breyer's Yogurts. I loved them damn things. And she complained because after I left she was finding the sticky lids all over the apartment. tee, hee.


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    Believe..I'l Have another Biernutz's Avatar
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    I read a story today about the release of names...Seems most are men's names but lot of the names are
    assumed names ,like some guys used the prime minster of England's' name. The woman's name release is
    about 30%. Does anyone know where the list of names is posted at.....I know my name is not listed because
    I go to Wal-Mart checkout lines. The beautiful blond in line ahead turns around and starts to talk to me
    saying that she would come to Wally more often if I was here. Well I tell here she is so fine and...Stop me if you
    have heard this before , I don't want to be a boring asshole. But anyway there I was......................

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    VanillaPlayerFan BD24's Avatar
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    I read a story today about the release of names...Seems most are men's names but lot of the names are
    assumed names ,like some guys used the prime minster of England's' name. The woman's name release is
    about 30%. Does anyone know where the list of names is posted at.....I know my name is not listed because
    I go to Wal-Mart checkout lines. The beautiful blond in line ahead turns around and starts to talk to me
    saying that she would come to Wally more often if I was here. Well I tell here she is so fine and...Stop me if you
    have heard this before , I don't want to be a boring asshole. But anyway there I was......................

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    Believe. Fabbs's Avatar
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    I know my name is not listed because
    I go to Wal-Mart checkout lines. The beautiful blond in line ahead turns around and starts to talk to me
    saying that she would come to Wally more often if I was here. Well I tell here she is so fine and...Stop me if you
    have heard this before , I don't want to be a boring asshole. But anyway there I was......................
    concur
    nicely done

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    Veteran K...'s Avatar
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    A city by city breakdown showed San an with nearly 100,000 accounts. San an popullation is what 2 mill? Divide by two for gender and eliminate kids, olds, and poor's, that's a pretty substantial percentage of adulterers

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    1ST BALLOT HOF Buddy Mignon's Avatar
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    That's what the trip to MN., was for. I'd beat her ass and it, she'd beat my ass, strap it on and it. So, she goes to Walmart the second day I'm there. Before I left Phoenix I bought a camouflage ski mask (cloth) at Cabela's (15 smackers)...I get dressed, bring out my implements, don the mask and wait,,,she walks in, takes one look at me down the hallway and bolts back thru the door screaming bloody murder thru the apartment complex. me.

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    Veteran LkrFan's Avatar
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    How many rangs MVPAU has without Kobe? How many rangs does Kobe have without MVPAU? Bonus, does Kobe have more rangs than Shaq? Shut your piehole, farmer.

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    How many rangs MVPAU has without Kobe? How many rangs does Kobe have without MVPAU? Bonus, does Kobe have more rangs than Shaq? Shut your piehole, farmer.
    Horry got 5 rings without Hakeem.

    Hakeem got zero rings without Horry.

    Horry got 4 rings without Shaquille

    Shaquille got 1 ring without Horry.

    Horry got 5 rings without Duncan.

    Duncan got 3 rings without Horry.

    Horry is one of the best role players in NBA history.

    Kobe just joined that rank, thanks to your logic.

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    Veteran LkrFan's Avatar
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    Horry got 5 rings without Hakeem.

    Hakeem got zero rings without Horry.

    Horry got 4 rings without Shaquille

    Shaquille got 1 ring without Horry.

    Horry got 5 rings without Duncan.

    Duncan got 3 rings without Horry.

    Horry is one of the best role players in NBA history.

    Kobe just joined that rank, thanks to your logic.
    Now you comparing a coat tail ridah to a 1st ballot HOFer? -5 points son.

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    lol that religious Dugger in' up again.

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    Believe..I'l Have another Biernutz's Avatar
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    There are 99,000 registered users in the San Antonio area.. The will hit the fan when the names are posted
    for viewing....

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