:lol Texans

[benefactor]

Hyer announced as the starter.

[Pelicans78]

Should have drafted Mett. Mallete has physical tools but is a mental midget. Hoyer is meh.

[benefactor]

Only Houston football can ruin your Monday before a meaningful snap is ever played. Be sure you pay your respects to my liver before leaving.

[Kyle Orton]

Only Houston football can ruin your Monday before a meaningful snap is ever played. Be sure you pay your respects to my liver before leaving.

The skins used to do this to me every year until I stopped giving a and stopped buying into the big name offseason acquisition hype used to generate interest

this is the least I've cared entering a footba season in a long time tbh

[djohn2oo8]

Only Houston football can ruin your Monday before a meaningful snap is ever played. Be sure you pay your respects to my liver before leaving.

Im giving O'Brien the benefit of the doubt. He won 9 games with Fitzpatrick and made him have a 95 passer rating.

[djohn2oo8]

Only Houston football can ruin your Monday before a meaningful snap is ever played. Be sure you pay your respects to my liver before leaving.

Btw, did you want Mallet starting?

[Robz4000]

at least your starting QB isn't Kraep

[benefactor]

Btw, did you want Mallet starting?

I thought Mallett would be more than he is. I never worried much about the team signing Hoyer because I always thought he'd be the backup. Well once the rubber hit the road we find out that all we have on the team is backups because Mallett couldn't play well enough to beat Hoyer out. No Foster, no QB...this offense is going to be a dumpster fire. As good as it is, I don't even know if the defense can save this team. They are going to spend the whole ing game on the field.

[djohn2oo8]

I thought Mallett would be more than he is. I never worried much about the team signing Hoyer because I always thought he'd be the backup. Well once the rubber hit the road we find out that all we have on the team is backups because Mallett couldn't play well enough to beat Hoyer out. No Foster, no QB...this offense is going to be a dumpster fire. As good as it is, I don't even know if the defense can save this team. They are going to spend the whole ing game on the field.

That's why they should have taken an RB in the draft. Foster never stays healthy. That is on them. Blue is hot garbage.

[spurraider21]

Mettenberger already looks like what Mallet wishes he could become

[Holden_Caulfield]

lol wasting jj watts prime

[Silver&Black]

For benefactor's liver...

[Chris]

at least your starting QB isn't Kraep

[weebo]

Well this ing sucks. I recently heard Hoyer say that his game has a "take what the defense gives him" approach. In other words, don't expect him to make plays to to win you games.

[benefactor]

Well this ing sucks. I recently heard Hoyer say that his game has a "take what the defense gives him" approach. In other words, don't expect him to make plays to to win you games.

He's basically a Fitz reboot. Fitz might actually be better.

[djohn2oo8]

Well this ing sucks. I recently heard Hoyer say that his game has a "take what the defense gives him" approach. In other words, don't expect him to make plays to to win you games.

He was brought in to basically be a game manager just like Fitzpatrick.

[weebo]

He was brought in to basically be a game manager just like Fitzpatrick.

In other words, suck at offense. Great.

[chunticakes]

Do you all ever miss Schaub?

[benefactor]

Do you all ever miss Schaub?

Healthy Schaub was actually really good. The injury did him in.

[The Gemini Method]

Well, Hard Knocks just got a little less interesting. At least they have JJ and SteroidCushing for the entertainment...

[spurraider21]

Healthy Schaub was actually really good. The injury did him in.

Except for his patented one ty unexplainable interception per game thing, even when he was at his best

[Silver&Black]

The Matt Schaub "Pick 6" Burger

[TXstbobcat]

The Matt Schaub "Pick 6" Burger

[benefactor]

Except for his patented one ty unexplainable interception per game thing, even when he was at his best

Yeah...he wasn't clutch...but healthy Schaub is better than the dog currently occupying the QB spot. I'd rather see if Schaub could overcome his clutch demons instead of relying on Fitzpatrick Jr. and the Lurch the En led got who can't beat him out.

[benefactor]

Now supposedly Mallett was late to practice and got sent home. Christ almighty this is turning into a cluster and we haven't even made it to the third preseason game.