Join me celebrate Serena getting punked by an unranked Italian

[Kawhitstorm]

This was alway ghetto trash from Compton.

This coming from a trailer-trash who married his cousin & impregnated his sister all while spending his entire life in the same trailer park he was aborted.

Yeah, screw Ronda too. lol She has her moments like at weigh ins and , but her normal walking around physique is pretty masculine. I'd pay to see her break Mayweather's arm though.

I'm not turned off by women who have defined muscles as long as they have curves/ass/ s & a feminine voice (aka not on roids & lookin' like Karl Malone) but I'm definitely turned off by women who have a flabby stomach, ass that resembles cottage cheese, arm flap...etc (aka women in San Antonio/Houston). My ideal women is not someone that's built like Serena/Ronda but I'm definitely not turned off by their physique...it's their y/stuck-up personality.

[Kawhitstorm]

You have to remember I come from a standpoint that they're ALL doping. Natural players can't compete with an athlete who has a 15-20% strength advantage. Only naive fans would think that millionaire athletes wouldn't do everything they can to win.

And you've got to be crazy to think Lebron is clean after he lost, and then instantly re-gained muscle mass last year. Early in the season he was visibly smaller, then he "went to Miami to see the doctor for the weekend" and instantly bulked back up.

He might be doping now to maintain his muscle mass but are you telling me he was doping in middle school?

[jehawk81]

There's a difference between a "non-stick-figure woman" and a man who resembles a linebacker. Serena is the latter.

Men can't get pregnant.

Lol

[Spurtacular]

This coming from a trailer-trash who married his cousin & impregnated his sister all while spending his entire life in the same trailer park he was aborted.

Eat a Snickers, dude.

[lefty20]

Serena/LeBron have been physically imposing since they were teenagers (same w/ Ronda), Navratilova on the other hand is an Eastern Euro where basically every athlete from that region in the 70s/80s (cold war era) was taking part in a gov't run doping program in an effort to maximize their chances of beating the Americans.

It's no surprise that Navratilova is a lesbo since her hormone profile probably resembles that of a man after years of ins utionalized doping. Serena on the other hand has a high pitched voice & no sign of facial hair nor skin problems to indicate she has been doping whatsoever. Serena just looks like every other Nigerian female athlete which is most likely where her ancestors were kidnapped from & brought to the Americas.

As I mentioned b4 Serena straight up has a man's physique while her sister seems to have a feminine one. Don't care whether it's a result of pure genetics or doping, but ppl need to accept it and stop dancing around it. It was hilarious watching that old Russian tennis dude dropping truth bombs about Serena's physique(although, he was clearly wrong about Venus).

Also if Serena is juicing she's doing it all wrong and should call Sam Stosur for some tips.

[Kawhitstorm]

As I mentioned b4 Serena straight up has a man's physique

In that case, let a real man handle her while you nibble on your shrimp . You are channeling you low self-esteem/insecurity to bash a woman who could throw you around in the bedroom like a rag doll. Maybe hit the gym & you will start admiring women w/ natural curves (unlike "sex symbols" Kim K/Nicki Minaj). BTW..Venus is actually a stick figure which is probably why you see her in a different light. I'm convinced you have an Ariana Grande/Selena Gomez poster in your bedroom.

[lefty20]

In that case, let a real man handle her while you nibble on your shrimp . You are channeling you low self-esteem/insecurity to bash a woman who could throw you around in the bedroom like a rag doll. Maybe hit the gym & you will start admiring women w/ natural curves (unlike "sex symbols" Kim K/Nicki Minaj). BTW..Venus is actually a stick figure which is probably why you see her in a different light. I'm convinced you have an Ariana Grande/Selena Gomez poster in your bedroom.

I think you are confusing curves w/ a Dad Bod. But hey, if u prefer to get thrown around in the bedroom like a rag doll then who am I to stop u. Go for it buddy.

[Kidd K]

So many weak pussies on here with tiny s afraid of chicks with big asses.

Get the outta here.

[YGWHI]

I'm California resident & y'all are a bunch of hicks so I shouldn't expect any less.

Well, next time I want to read your thread about Chargers' comeback over Lions.
49ers? Raiders? At least Derek Carr's injury is not serious...he didn't break any bones in his hand.

Doesn't matter if you don't like NFL...you don't like Serena but still made a thread about her.

Football is back.

[Sean Cagney]

Big Dummy, white folks call Serena a "horse" but yet they turn around & worship Ronda as a sex symbol (FYI: I personally am not turned off by Ronda's body). Ronda herself is an arrogant herself but the difference is she has blonde hair & pale skin. If Serena was a mediocre tennis player who wasn't demolishing Eastern Euro blondes on a consistent basis then white folks wouldn't even give her the time of the day. Y'all are going to turn me into a Serena supporter but then I'm California resident & y'all are a bunch of hicks so I shouldn't expect any less.

In any case, Serena/Ronda would clean house against all of you keyboard warriors & you would your pants if they ever cornered you in a dark alley but then I would also be intimidated if I had a shrimp .

Blahhh at both, give me a woman who looks womanly and call it a day. These hercules looking es dont do it for me.

[Kawhitstorm]

Doesn't matter if you don't like NFL...you don't like Serena but still made a thread about her.

Except there is no forum specifically dedicated to "Tennis" on ST unlike the NFL & I don't post on other forum so the Serena post landed here by default.

[boutons_deux]

SW rapidly walked off the court after the match. Did she skip the Champion and Finalist awards ceremony?

[Kawhitstorm]

SW rapidly walked off the court after the match. Did she skip the Champion and Finalist awards ceremony?

She lost in the semis so why would she attend the championship/final award to watch two Italians when it was supposed to be her coronation as the GOAT.

[Kawhitstorm]

It was hilarious watching that old Russian tennis dude dropping truth bombs about Serena's physique

I'm pretty sure the "old Russian tennis dude" is Sharapova's dad who is SALTY b/c Serena owns her soul & along w/ the rest of the Russian chicks.

[YGWHI]

Except there is no forum specifically dedicated to "Tennis" on ST unlike the NFL & I don't post on other forum so the Serena post landed here by default.

I had a little hope of reading other people posting about California teams.

Once again it's all spurraiders21 cheering for...



J/K

[lefty20]

I'm pretty sure the "old Russian tennis dude" is Sharapova's dad who is SALTY b/c Serena owns her soul & along w/ the rest of the Russian chicks.

Shamil Tarpischev - no relations to Maria or any other Russian tennis player.

What's Sharapova gotta be SALTY about? There's nothing wrong w/ losing to a more talented dude on the tennis court. It helps that she actually makes more money than Serena and has done so for about a decade.

She lost in the semis so why would she attend the championship/final award to watch two Italians when it was supposed to be her coronation as the GOAT.

http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/...t-of-all-time/

What’s amazing about Serena’s position on this chart is that she gets a second peak. But neither of her peaks is as high as those of Navratilova, Graf and Monica Seles.

Navratilova, Graf and Seles each reigned over women’s tennis while competing against more elite players. When Navratilova won six majors in two years, she had to beat Evert in four of the finals. Graf and Seles competed with each other and Navratilova, as well as merely-greats like Arantxa Sánchez Vicario (four majors) and Jennifer Capriati (three majors).⁴Amid so much greatness, Seles dominated in a stunning period from 1991 through April 1993, winning seven of eight majors she entered.

Sorry to break it to you, but Serena will never be the goat w/ the weak compe ion of today's game. It's actually embarrassing that she failed to win the calendar slam considering the physical advantage and the weak compe ion. Mental midget, tbh.

[Fireball]

disgusting thread tbh