Edgy thread from edgy poster :zzzzzz
If you believe the story of Jesus' existence at all, miracles aside, you believe a man ran around in the desert with all those other men and never once copulated with a female. Was he a sexual?
I get it that sexuality is a sin, but Jesus came to topple the dragons of supers ion (before Paul revived them), so was Jesus 2K years ahead of his time?
It doesn't matter what color his skin was. The story of Mary Magdalene is likely fabricated to cover up the fact that Jesus was indeed a got. So you create a Gospel of Thomas and of Mary, then you deem them to be heretic gospels. You keep a few books. Why? Because it's obvious there was a cover-up. If the cover-up was that Jesus had a girl friend or even a wife, that's one thing, but if he was sexual, that's completely different. That would mean sexuality is a gift from God and the RCC won't have that.
Now we all know that the entire religious base, any religion, is just adults playing fantasy games and getting carried away with it. They get so offended for their pretend god. For this reason, I only pose this question as thought material. I am not suggesting Jesus sucked a . He might never have. He might have taken one up the ass though. Maybe not.
Consider that, especially you gots.
Cmon dude..there are better ways to rustle jimmies than going the Blake route. You should post your thoughts on the clock threads. Cuck crew is getting owned.
Most researchers actually believe Jesus was a mix between African Arab and Jewish. Sorry to destroy your edgy post.
Soooo, Jesus likely looked like Drake?![]()
thats whats crazy about it. if someone just wrote a fairy tale back then they wouldnt made up a wife and a woman wouldnt have been the one to discover he had risen.
Makes sense, probably got emulating his "father". That's why his mother had to make up that bull immaculate conception story to cover up her cucking him on the regular. Would also explain why Jesus was black tbh.
yeahonly darker
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He just got automatically entered into Septembers Rimmy Award contest.
Ahhhh, so he was probably Boris Kodjoe with dreads or a high top fade![]()
THATS! RIGHT!
If God Had a Son , he would look like my Barry will in 5 years tbh
Bow to your Kang es!
That Berber doesn't have skin of burnt brass.
Its funny how we can details of floods... snakes in gardens... s ate by fish... flying saucers... cities burnt by fire.... yet no one know what this dude looks like.
You Jesus does not exist, son.
don't matter
just checking assholes.
The immaturity found here is amazing.
Was Jesus a ?
What is this place now, The Kiddie Korner, DUH!, The Dummy Forum, Stupidity and the Internet, Just How Dumb Are You.Com?
Little people, obviously there was never an actual Jesus but in the story he was never a , ok?
Wow, how many idiots post here anyway?
You wish
Cuckpost
That Neil Young in your ava? What's it from?
The first "fact" pretty much discredits the entire list. The Bible never mentions a date or December 25th as the date of Jesus's birth. It only mentions that the shepherds were out when he was born so we can conclude that it wasn't in the winter.
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