ITT: Things that never happened.

[hater]

River of tears in here

[Ignignokt]

> Porker being the alpha, beta, gamma, or anything other than the omega

Ask Barry's wife

> Porker being clutch

Porker was clutch in the 2013 Miami series hitting incredible shots. Kawhi was too busy doing belly and wig rubbing exercises to stimulate brain activity and missing crucial free throws.

> Porker being part of a "Big Three"

He led the team in scoring for years.

> Porker earning a Finals MVP against an elite player at his position

>Beats receiving a pity narrative "Muh daddeh should be heyah" Finals MVP after depriving Verde's 2013 Finals MVP with missing two gimmes

> Porker outplaying his own backups when it matters most

>Porker not getting outplayed by 35 yr old scrubs who get traded that same summer

> Porker putting more trophies in the case than he's taken out

>Kawhi ever stepping inside a Kumon, not slobbering and drooling on oneself ina professional game
> Porker being properly compensated for what he brings to his team

Not understanding loyalty and taking paycuts early in his career. Looks like Kawhi took his advice lol

> Porker being unselfish and a good teammate

Atleast he doesn't try to pick out bugs from his teammate's afros

[TheGreatYacht]

Ask Barry's wife


Porker was clutch in the 2013 Miami series hitting incredible shots. Kawhi was too busy doing belly and wig rubbing exercises to stimulate brain activity and missing crucial free throws.


He led the team in scoring for years.



>Beats receiving a pity narrative "Muh daddeh should be heyah" Finals MVP after depriving Verde's 2013 Finals MVP with missing two gimmes



>Porker not getting outplayed by 35 yr old scrubs who get traded that same summer



>Kawhi ever stepping inside a Kumon, not slobbering and drooling on oneself ina professional game
> Porker being properly compensated for what he brings to his team

Not understanding loyalty and taking paycuts early in his career. Looks like Kawhi took his advice lol



Atleast he doesn't try to pick out bugs from his teammate's afros

Nothing but troof bombs here

[Clipper Nation]

Ask Barry's wife

He didn't even Barry's wife, they had a "sexting relationship." In other words, Porker begging, sending pics and getting turned down.

Porker was clutch in the 2013 Miami series hitting incredible shots.

3-12 in Game 7

He led the team in scoring for years.

Regular-season "yay points"

Beats receiving a pity narrative "Muh daddeh should be heyah" Finals MVP after depriving Verde's 2013 Finals MVP with missing two gimmes

Porker got the pity-narrative "my daddeh (Duncan) carried me here" Finals MVP.

>Porker not getting outplayed by 35 yr old scrubs who get traded that same summer

Porker just got outplayed this year by some scrub the Knicks pulled out of the nearest Foot Locker store.

> Porker being properly compensated for what he brings to his team

Not understanding loyalty and taking paycuts early in his career. Looks like Kawhi took his advice lol

Kawhi's underpaid. Porker has always been way overpaid from minute one of his career.

[TheGreatYacht]

Lol Tranny Nation.

Its okay to give Kawhi a pass for ting the bed for a couple of games in the first round, but not for Parker who carried the team to the Finals and got hurt the rest of the series because the team bus arrived late before Game 3 and they didn't get a chance to warm up....

Typical Kiwi double standard. Too afraid to admit their idol is a role player

[Clipper Nation]

Parker who carried the team to the Finals

the team bus arrived late before Game 3 and they didn't get a chance to warm up....

This is the lamest excuse I've EVER heard for a chokejob.

"Porker choked the entire series away because the bus was a couple minutes late!"

[TheGreatYacht]

"Porker choked the entire series away because the bus was a couple minutes late!"

"Parker might've gotten guarded by Lebron that series, but he's no Matt Barnes"