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    I want my parcel DD's Avatar
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    We'll start with the obvious...

    George Michael - Father Figure

    Definitely some statutory overtones, but is he talking about a chick or a dude? ChumpDumper, care to weigh in?

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    Watching the collapse benefactor's Avatar
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    I'm only seventeen (seventeen)
    But I'll show you love like you've never seen
    She's only seventeen
    Daddy says she's too young, but she's old enough for me

    Kip Winger was 27 when they released it. Dude was definitely rolling around high schools trying to lure them to the car with cigarettes a la CubanSucks.

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    sorry LL.. but he apparently was all in on that ..not as bad as avante though..from Big Ole Butt...

    I went to the high school about three o'clock

    To try to catch a cutie ridin' my jock
    My homeboy's jeep, the system blastin'
    Cold forty dogs, smilin' and laughin'
    Girls all over, the kind I adore
    I felt like a kid in a candy store
    That's when I seen her
    Her name was Brenda
    She had the kind of booty that I'd always remember
    I said to my man, " Yo Stop the jeep"
    She's only seventeen but, yo, don't sleep
    I kicked the bass like an NFL punter
    And scoped the booty like a big game hunter
    I said to the girl, "Yo, you look tired
    Let's go get some rest, relax by the fire"
    I put the big booty on a bear-skin rug
    She gave me a kiss, I have her a hug
    I said to the girl, "them young boys ain't nothin'
    You want to get freaky, let me kiss your belly button"
    I circled it and teased it and made her squeal
    Grabbed a pack of bullets and pulled out the steel
    When I was through, I wiped the sweat from my eyes
    Went to the kitchen and got some sweet potato pies
    Tina busted in my house while I was eatin'
    You know what I said
    Too bad you caught me cheatin', but...

    Last edited by Koolaid_Man; 10-07-2015 at 06:58 AM.

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    "Breaking the Girl" by the Red Hot Chili Peppers. IIRC the Geto Boys had a song that straight-up talked about breaking into a girl's house, raping her and killing her. That one's got to be up there.

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    13 and Good by BDP

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    Still Hates Small Ball Spurminator's Avatar
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    Toadies - Tyler

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    All in the Name of Rock and Roll - Motley Crue

    She's only fifteen, she's the reason
    The reason that I can't sleep
    You say illegal
    I say, legal's never been my scene, oh yeah
    I try like but I'm out of control
    All in the name of, all in the name of rock 'n' roll





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    BUSsell Will Spur-Addict's Avatar
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    Mungo Jerry "In The Summertime" has some rapey (and manipulative) vibes despite the happy melody.

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    I'm only seventeen (seventeen)
    But I'll show you love like you've never seen
    She's only seventeen
    Daddy says she's too young, but she's old enough for me

    Kip Winger was 27 when they released it. Dude was definitely rolling around high schools trying to lure them to the car with cigarettes a la CubanSucks.
    It's worse than what you said.
    I'm pretty sure the first line says, "She's only seventeen". Not "I'm".
    I don't think the song is written from the point of view of another teenager.

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    It's worse than what you said.
    I'm pretty sure the first line says, "She's only seventeen". Not "I'm".
    I don't think the song is written from the point of view of another teenager.
    That's the line from the song where the girl is supposed to be talking to him.

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    Veteran SpursforSix's Avatar
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    That's the line from the song where the girl is supposed to be talking to him.
    well how was I supposed to know which chorus you were quoting? you should have included the previous lines for context.

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    Veteran SpursforSix's Avatar
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    But I digress. Upon closer review of the lyrics, it would have to be the "I"m".

    My bad.

    I would have never guessed I would spend 5 minutes looking at Winger lyrics today.

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    dance with the devil - immortal technique

    thug trying to fit in with gang, has to rape for initiation, unknowingly rapes his own mom, then kills himself

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    Chili Pepper's Catholic School Girls Rule, about Kiedis banging a 14 year old iirc. I'm a huge Frusciante fan but Freaky Styley is my favorite RHCP album.

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    dance with the devil - immortal technique

    thug trying to fit in with gang, has to rape for initiation, unknowingly rapes his own mom, then kills himself
    This is like Baby's First Underground Hip-Hop Track for teenage edgelords.

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    Savvy Veteran spurraider21's Avatar
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    This is like Baby's First Underground Hip-Hop Track for teenage edgelords.
    true. i dont care much for the hip hop scene, i took a sociology class and the professor used it as lecture material

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    Board Man Comes Home Clipper Nation's Avatar
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    i took a sociology class
    Libcuck

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    Savvy Veteran spurraider21's Avatar
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    it fulfilled a GE requirement... took it at a local CC during high school

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