***** The Official 2015 Avante Football Thread *****

[SpursforSix]

There are 4 of us who do this Avante character, we work shifts.

Larry...the 6-2 275 pounds of twisted railroad steel
I'm Morris....the football fan
Juan....he's the music freak
Delvon...the track expert.

But we all can do a little of everything, it's a college thing. All about human nature and the internet.

well if you ever want to add "Good betting Avante", send me the log in info.

[Avante]

well if you ever want to add "Good betting Avante", send me the log in info.

Do you pay any attention at all? What about plus $2100 in 2014 and plus $ 1090 in 2015 don't you get? Dude, don't act like some dumb kid over "a" game , ok? It's all about winning over a season ok rookie?

Here ya go little fella, what guys like me know.

The Colts are the best Thursday night team in the NFL, check this out....

11-1 SU
10-1 ATS

that is the strongest 'spot" there is. BUT...we have a less than 100% Andrew Luck on the road vs a team in desperation mode.So tell me slugger what is the play?

Keep in mind the last two years in Houstion Colts won 33-28 and 27-24 with a healthy Luck.

[Avante]

Ok, hopefully the next 4 weeks (I do it in quarters) will be as profitable as the first 4 were.

Plus $1090. I'd be happy however to hit the halway point plus $1500.

As of right now looking at Giants, Pats, Packers, Falcons, Chiefs and Ravens as possible plays.

The Colts are 10-1 ATS on TNF, but without Luck.....

[SpursforSix]

Do you pay any attention at all? What about plus $2100 in 2014 and plus $ 1090 in 2015 don't you get? Dude, don't act like some dumb kid over "a" game , ok? It's all about winning over a season ok rookie?

Here ya go little fella, what guys like me know.

The Colts are the best Thursday night team in the NFL, check this out....

11-1 SU
10-1 ATS

that is the strongest 'spot" there is. BUT...we have a less than 100% Andrew Luck on the road vs a team in desperation mode.So tell me slugger what is the play?

Keep in mind the last two years in Houstion Colts won 33-28 and 27-24 with a healthy Luck.

well...by your method, you wouldn't even care about the fundamentals of this particular game at this particular time. At least that's what you advised for the Carolina/Tampa Bay game.
I don't really like that game for betting. Both team look like . Toss up IMO. If I had to pick, I'd take Houston -5.

[SpursforSix]

Ok, hopefully the next 4 weeks (I do it in quarters) will be as profitable as the first 4 were.

Plus $1090. I'd be happy however to hit the halway point plus $1500.

As of right now looking at Giants, Pats, Packers, Falcons, Chiefs and Ravens as possible plays.

The Colts are 10-1 ATS on TNF, but without Luck.....

Those picks all look reasonable to me. My favs of those are Pats (hard to see this not being a 2 TD game) and Falcons.

[Avante]

well...by your method, you wouldn't even care about the fundamentals of this particular game at this particular time. At least that's what you advised for the Carolina/Tampa Bay game.
I don't really like that game for betting. Both team look like . Toss up IMO. If I had to pick, I'd take Houston -5.

Work with me little guy, ok?


You search out "spots' that have a lot of stats/trends pointing to one team, ok? You do not buck strong trends, you will lose your ass, ok? Sure you'll get that once in awhile where a guy throws ..4 INTS....!!!!!!!!!!...to it up, but it's rare, ok? Stop acting re ed because you don't understand this stuff, ok man.

It's all about "spots", ok man, you do need to do the work and know what to look for, ok?

Dude, please please don't be a dumb kid with....YOU WERE WROnG AVANTE...hahahaha!!!!!!! Then totally ignore plus $ 1090, ok man?

I don't lose $$$$ over a season, I always win, ok? Will I have a losing week, sure, just not a season, ok man?

[SpursforSix]

Work with me little guy, ok?


You search out "spots' that have a lot of stats/trends pointing to one team, ok? You do not buck strong trends, you will lose your ass, ok? Sure you'll get that once in awhile where a guy throws ..4 INTS....!!!!!!!!!!...to it up, but it's rare, ok? Stop acting re ed because you don't understand this stuff, ok man.

It's all about "spots", ok man, you do need to do the work and know what to look for, ok?

Dude, please please don't be a dumb kid with....YOU WERE WROnG AVANTE...hahahaha!!!!!!! Then totally ignore plus $ 1090, ok man?

I don't lose $$$$ over a season, I always win, ok? Will I have a losing week, sure, just not a season, ok man?

listen old timer...it's not about...hey look at me pitty poo...I won $1090. $1090???? that's what I put in the tip jar at the local dive bar. or in the change cup.
Or in Blind Lips Melon's guitar case down on that corner of 5th and 6th. Cat can play dem blues.

But hear this...I'm happy to review your picks and let you know if you're a gettin' on the right track.

I do accept your apology and hope you can earn a little spendin money for the missus to find something nice at the five and dime.

[Avante]

listen old timer...it's not about...hey look at me pitty poo...I won $1090. $1090???? that's what I put in the tip jar at the local dive bar. or in the change cup.
Or in Blind Lips Melon's guitar case down on that corner of 5th and 6th. Cat can play dem blues.

But hear this...I'm happy to review your picks and let you know if you're a gettin' on the right track.

I do accept your apology and hope you can earn a little spendin money for the missus to find something nice at the five and dime.

Let's do this slick, give me your plays for this week, and break it down as to why you went that way, ok? Show me you do know this stuff, something I seriously doubt.

Save the stupid ...I spent....ok, we both know that's bull .

[SpursforSix]

Let's do this slick, give me your plays for this week, and break it down as to why you went that way, ok? Show me you do know this stuff, something I seriously doubt.

Save the stupid ...I spent....ok, we both know that's bull .

I'm a little reluctant to make my picks public right now because I haven't got all my bets in. And once my picks are out, they tend to change the lines.

But for you...

Pats -10 over Cowboys
Atlanta -8 over Redskins
Arizona -2.5 over Detroit

I don't see much that I really like. I'll probably only bet the Pats and Atlanta. If Atlanta covers, maybe look at the 3:00 games for a small bet.

Kind of like Cincinnati -3 vs. Seahawks.
Have a feeling that Saints might cover the +4.5 as well.

[Avante]

I'm a little reluctant to make my picks public right now because I haven't got all my bets in. And once my picks are out, they tend to change the lines.

But for you...

Pats -10 over Cowboys
Atlanta -8 over Redskins
Arizona -2.5 over Detroit

I don't see much that I really like. I'll probably only bet the Pats and Atlanta. If Atlanta covers, maybe look at the 3:00 games for a small bet.

Kind of like Cincinnati -3 vs. Seahawks.
Have a feeling that Saints might cover the +4.5 as well.

Now break it down, give me the.,..why...behind those plays, ok? Show me the reasoning behind the play. Trust me....I just have a feeling....will not work, ok?

[SpursforSix]

Now break it down, give me the.,..why...behind those plays, ok? Show me the reasoning behind the play. Trust me....I just have a feeling....will not work, ok?

listen sport...you ever...hmmmm...yess....you ever wonder why people write books on how to do stuff like bet or trade stocks? think about it slick. I know the secret...if I'm successful...why would I tell everyone???
I know a secret sure fire way to pick a stock? I tell everyone and it s up my stuff. now why would I tell everyone how I come up with the correct bets?

ANSWER ME!!!!!

come back down...ok...here I am....let's talk real...got it?

now why would I give you my picks this week? hmmmm

SO TELL ME WHYYUYY!!!!

back down a little...I'm just sharing some picks that's all

you either take them or you can talk about farts and hamburgers

[SpursforSix]

and you really have to ask why I like the Pats -10 over the Cowboys?

[Avante]

listen sport...you ever...hmmmm...yess....you ever wonder why people write books on how to do stuff like bet or trade stocks? think about it slick. I know the secret...if I'm successful...why would I tell everyone???
I know a secret sure fire way to pick a stock? I tell everyone and it s up my stuff. now why would I tell everyone how I come up with the correct bets?

ANSWER ME!!!!!

come back down...ok...here I am....let's talk real...got it?

now why would I give you my picks this week? hmmmm

SO TELL ME WHYYUYY!!!!

back down a little...I'm just sharing some picks that's all

you either take them or you can talk about farts and hamburgers

All that bull when all ya had to say was...."I don't know about this stuff".....ok?

Little man, at home the Giants are 7-2 ATS vs the Niners, ok? Now think, that was vs far better Niner teams than this one, right? You need info my man, ok?

[spurraider21]

^wow... Check out this FREAK

~~~~~~sheesh

[Avante]

^wow... Check out this FREAK

~~~~~~sheesh

Sorry about your Raiders not being able to win back to back back east. So calm down little man, ok?

[spurraider21]

Sorry about your Raiders not being able to win back to back back east. So calm down little man, ok?

You really thought I..... WOW

Sheesh~~~~
You can always tell the rookies. Hahahahaha

Such a freak, this guy

[SpursforSix]

All that bull when all ya had to say was...."I don't know about this stuff".....ok?

Little man, at home the Giants are 7-2 ATS vs the Niners, ok? Now think, that was vs far better Niner teams than this one, right? You need info my man, ok?

Zoom. Leave the football talk alone little one. Grey I. This is about $ and not...look at me fart poop. Hahaha. Yo
Let's talk about why I'm up $72. You don't just have a feel and get that money.
You...piggle giggle poopy fart
Me...hey... Let's talk about black running backs on the road vs the spread

[Avante]

You really thought I..... WOW

Sheesh~~~~
You can always tell the rookies. Hahahahaha

Such a freak, this guy

I do get a kick watching you guys, ya get so caught up in a "a" game/performance. It is funny to see. No knowledge of historical trends at all.

Yep, big fish, small pond.

[Avante]

Zoom. Leave the football talk alone little one. Grey I. This is about $ and not...look at me fart poop. Hahaha. Yo
Let's talk about why I'm up $72. You don't just have a feel and get that money.
You...piggle giggle poopy fart
Me...hey... Let's talk about black running backs on the road vs the spread

Another one of those dummies who simply don't get it.

The Colts were 10-1 ATS on TNF, now they are 11-1. Obviously with Luck out and Hasselbeck sick I had to pass.

Now think ya dumb , how many trends that strong will go down on the same week? What are the odds?

Atlanta is 4-1 ATS vs Redskins.
Pats are 3-1 ATS vs Cowboys.
Denver is 6-0-1 ATS vs Raiders.
Packers are 6-1 ATS vs Rams.
Giants 7-2 ATS vs Niners.
Steekers 7-3 ATS vs Chargers
Bengals 4-1-1 ATS vs Seahawks.

Now what are the odds of most of those bailing on you on the same week?

I know, I know, all this is totally a different lingo for a simply like you. But that is what guys like me do, ok amigo.

I'm coming off a plus 2100 season here, I'm up 1090 now, and will have a plus 3000 season this year. Yet here you are proving to everyone you really are a re .

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As far as black RB's go, watch this....

The first black RB to gain a 1000 yards in the NFL...Joe "The Jet" Perry a Niner, he was out of Compton JC. Now tell me stupid what other HOF RB was also out of Compton JC? You don't have a clue do ya slick, this is what seperates me from you and the rest here.

J.D.Smith another Niner the first HBCU RB to have a 1000 yard season, he was out of NCA&T.

Amazing isn't it?

[SpursforSix]

Another one of those dummies who simply don't get it.

The Colts were 10-1 ATS on TNF, now they are 11-1. Obviously with Luck out and Hasselbeck sick I had to pass.

Now think ya dumb , how many trends that strong will go down on the same week? What are the odds?

Atlanta is 4-1 ATS vs Redskins.
Pats are 3-1 ATS vs Cowboys.
Denver is 6-0-1 ATS vs Raiders.
Packers are 6-1 ATS vs Rams.
Giants 7-2 ATS vs Niners.
Steekers 7-3 ATS vs Chargers
Bengals 4-1-1 ATS vs Seahawks.

Now what are the odds of most of those bailing on you on the same week?

I know, I know, all this is totally a different lingo for a simply like you. But that is what guys like me do, ok amigo.

I'm coming off a plus 2100 season here, I'm up 1090 now, and will have a plus 3000 season this year. Yet here you are proving to everyone you really are a re .

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

As far as black RB's go, watch this....

The first black RB to gain a 1000 yards in the NFL...Joe "The Jet" Perry a Niner, he was out of Compton JC. Now tell me stupid what other HOF RB was also out of Compton JC? You don't have a clue do ya slick, this is what seperates me from you and the rest here.

J.D.Smith another Niner the first HBCU RB to have a 1000 yard season, he was out of NCA&T.

Amazing isn't it?

As I said...I've got a program that gives me all those trends...yep...easy to regurgitate stats...lazy to bet on them alone....yep....
ya gotta be aware of what's going on ON the field....got it?
You: Cowboys cover blah blah blah
Me: you know that Romo and Dez are out. Dunbar also.
You: trends blah blah blah
Me: Brady and company will tear that team up
You: do you like fartburgers?
Me: well...I tried to help you out old timer..
You: (silence as you sit there drooling on yourself staring into space as your dementia creeps a little further through your brain)
Me: hey...are you listening? are you OK
You: do you like farty fart poopy poo.

[Avante]

As I said...I've got a program that gives me all those trends...yep...easy to regurgitate stats...lazy to bet on them alone....yep....
ya gotta be aware of what's going on ON the field....got it?
You: Cowboys cover blah blah blah
Me: you know that Romo and Dez are out. Dunbar also.
You: trends blah blah blah
Me: Brady and company will tear that team up
You: do you like fartburgers?
Me: well...I tried to help you out old timer..
You: (silence as you sit there drooling on yourself staring into space as your dementia creeps a little further through your brain)
Me: hey...are you listening? are you OK
You: do you like farty fart poopy poo.

translation

Avante asked me to break down these games from an ATS perspective since I ran my mouth. Since I have no clue how that is done I'm now trying to do my usual..DUH~~~ instead. I don't understand any of that trends/stats/"Spots" stuff, how could I, I'm an obvious idiot.

[Avante]

Advice

Be careful playing teams heading into a bye week ATS, yes this a very real "spot" to pay attention to. And, those coming off a bye week have had more time to rest and prepare than their next opponet, don't ignore that.

Please don't fight it, ok? Take notes, learn something.

Jets were 5-1 ATS before a bye, now they are 6-1.

Raiders are 0-4 ATS before a bye week, they are also 0-6 vs Denver in Oakland. That is a Denver 10-0 trend ATS.

[SpursforSix]

Advice

Be careful playing teams heading into a bye week ATS, yes this a very real "spot" to pay attention to. And, those coming off a bye week have had more time to rest and prepare than their next opponet, don't ignore that.

Please don't fight it, ok? Take notes, learn something.

Jets were 5-1 ATS before a bye, now they are 6-1.

Raiders are 0-4 ATS before a bye week, they are also 0-6 vs Denver in Oakland. That is a Denver 10-0 trend ATS.

Translation: I'm too busy looking at children to actually follow the day to day NFL or watch the games so I'll just regurgitate these numbers regardless of any fundamental factors.

[Avante]

Translation: I'm too busy looking at children to actually follow the day to day NFL or watch the games so I'll just regurgitate these numbers regardless of any fundamental factors.

translation

I know Avante was over there in the early 70's as a sailor doing what sailors do, but being a total moron I can't figure it out. But since he's taking me to school because I don't understand ATS wagering I 'll use something over 40 yeara old because I'm stupid. I hate it when Avante proves my ignorance.

[SpursforSix]

translation

I know Avante was over there in the early 70's as a sailor doing what sailors do but being a total moron I can't figure it out. But since he's takling me to school becaude I don't understand ATS wageering I 'll use something over 40 yeae old because Im stupid.

But since he's takling me to school becaude I don't understand ATS wageering I 'll use something over 40 yeae old because Im stupid.

LOL. I hope you're not takling me to the same school you went to. Becaude they seemed to taughted you wroong.